Friends & Foes 2: Monaco/Transcript

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Part of this season's opening was not recorded. [20:40] <@LarissaErbmo> you can only win the Grand Prix ONCE. [20:40] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy! You know I have sensitive legs that are highly bangable!!! [20:40] <+Fred_Fish_> >:( [20:40] <@LarissaErbmo> ...As of now. [20:40] <+MacArthur> ...or not. [20:40] <+Lawnmower> Wait a hot minute [20:41] * Lawnmower mouth waters [20:41] * SpongebobSP freezes [20:41] <@LarissaErbmo> Now, ready to get to your first competition? (: [20:41] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU KNOW I HAVE SENSITIVE ARMS THAT ARE HIGHLY "BANGABLE"!!! [20:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Oooh, this sounds fun! :) [20:41] <+TDIWriter> Always ready. [20:41] <+TDIWriter> I was born ready. [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M [20:41] <+Lawnmower> *I* [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> READY!!!!!!!!!!1 [20:41] <@LarissaErbmo> As always in the Friends & Foes franchise, you are playing for the position of Power Alliance Leader. [20:41] <+Lawnmower> can win the grand prix? [20:41] <+Lawnmower> Yooo [20:41] <+TDIWriter> When I was born, the doctor was like "WHOA HUGE PENIS" [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Hush, Nancy. You're embarrassing me and bikini bottom!!! [20:41] <+TDIWriter> "also he's ready" [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READ [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <@LarissaErbmo> The Power Alliance Leader, after winning the competition, must name the other two members of the Power Alliance. [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Spongebob, please... [20:41] <@LarissaErbmo> They can be anyone the Leader wants...as long as they were not picked by the Leader in the previous round. [20:41] * NomiMarks gasps as I see Jenncantdance [20:41] <+NomiMarks> Who... who are you? [20:41] <@LarissaErbmo> Similarly, you cannot win two back-to-back competitions. [20:41] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:41] <+NancySuzyFish> SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH AND MAKE US A KRABBY PATTY OR SOMETHING~ @SPONGEBOB [20:41] <+TDIWriter> Wait, so I can't win everything? [20:41] * LarissaErbmo pauses [20:41] <+TDIWriter> Bullshit. [20:41] <+Lawnmower> (CONF): The Grand Prix! It's.. It's every mower's dream! The fame, the glory, the ~speed~... This is my chance, yo. Make my family proud, man. [20:42] <+SpongebobSP> IM READY [20:42] * LarissaErbmo looks down at cue card and looks back up [20:42] <+SpongebobSP> :( [20:42] <@LarissaErbmo> Monte Carlo is one of the most - if not THE most - famous casinos and gambling hotspots in the world, drawing billionaires from all over to participate in high-stakes gambling to win big or lose even bigger. [20:42] <+SpongebobSP> @Nancy [20:42] <+LogLady|> My LOG already knows who will be the leader of this Power Alliance. [20:42] <+SpongebobSP> BUT KRABBY PATTIES ARE FOR NICE PEOPLE :( [20:42] <@LarissaErbmo> That’s just a taste of what you’ll be doing in the F&F house this season - and it all starts here. [20:42] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy, now now, don't hurt lil Bob here with your hurtful tone... [20:42] <@LarissaErbmo> If you’d please follow me into one of Monte Carlo’s ballrooms, we can get started. (: [20:42] <+Fred_Fish_> He is a nice frycook, he deserves our respect... [20:42] <+TDIWriter> Ballroom? [20:42] <+Fred_Fish_> !!! [20:42] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Before the Power Alliance challenge, I saw Jenncantdance... who isn't a contestant this season. What's happening? Am I losing my mind...? [20:42] <+NancySuzyFish> I bet if my husband didn't have such sensitive legs he'd be a better fry cook than you! -_- [20:42] <+TDIWriter> Is that a room with a ballpit? [20:42] * Lawnmower cruises behind Larissa [20:42] <+TDIWriter> Cuz ballpits are da bomb. [20:42] <+Charmaine> *walks into the ballroom* [20:42] <+TDIWriter> Yes, I said "da". [20:42] <@FriendBot> *contestants enter ballroom to see a plethora of gigantic playing cards hanging from the ceiling* [20:42] <+Charmaine> This is NICE. [20:42] <+MacArthur> (CONF): The only dancing I'll be doing in this ballroom is dancing to the million! [20:42] <+MacArthur> What's with the cards? [20:42] * Lawnmower mows over a card [20:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Hm. Cards. [20:43] <@LarissaErbmo> This is the FIRST Friends & Foes competition of the season. [20:43] <@LarissaErbmo> This competition is called “You’re Such a Card,” and here’s how it works. [20:43] <+Fred_Fish_> I must say, I am quite one with the cooking! :) *swims around in a circle* [20:43] <+TDIWriter> Nice name. [20:43] * Fred_Fish_ trips over Nancy [20:43] <+TDIWriter> You know, if nice meant "bad". [20:43] <+TDIWriter> HA [20:43] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Jenn is telling me exactly how to win this competition. Maybe I can use this gift to my advantage. [20:43] <+TDIWriter> BRANDON-BURN [20:43] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY LEG!! Get out of the way Nancyyyyy! [20:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: ...Ennui, did you bring your tarot cards? [20:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: No. [20:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: ...oh. [20:43] <@LarissaErbmo> Each of you will be hanging on one of these giant playing cards. [20:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Try to hide your disappointment. [20:43] * NancySuzyFish steps on Fred [20:43] <+TDIWriter> I can hang. Can you guys hang? [20:43] <+NancySuzyFish> NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE LAYING ON THE GROUND!!!!! [20:43] <+TDIWriter> I can totally hang. [20:43] * Lawnmower mows [20:44] <+TDIWriter> I'm well-hung, as they say. [20:44] <+Lawnmower> Yooo [20:44] <@LarissaErbmo> Over the course of around seven minutes, every so often, I will ask you to switch to ANOTHER card hanging from the ceiling. [20:44] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) We don't have playing cards in Bikini Bottom. Mostly due to the ya'know, water and stuff... *frowny face* [20:44] <+Lawnmower> I dunno how good a Lawnmower'll be at hangin' [20:44] <@LarissaErbmo> For example, if I ask you to switch to the Queen of Spades, you must do so. [20:44] <@LarissaErbmo> The last contestant to make the switch - or if you don't make the switch within a 20 second time period - will be out of the competition. [20:44] <+NomiMarks> I need a poker player.. [20:44] <+Lawnmower> I hang out at the local Marathon all the time, yo [20:44] <+NomiMarks> *me turns around to see Vanessa Rousso* [20:44] <+NomiMarks> Who are you?! [20:44] <+SpongebobSP> Okay! [20:44] <+SpongebobSP> :) [20:44] <@LarissaErbmo> The last contestant left standing will become the first Power Alliance Leader of the season. [20:44] <+Fred_Fish_> PM me for alliance! This fish is ready to mingle! [20:44] <@LarissaErbmo> This is an ENDURANCE competition - does everyone undertand? [20:45] <+Fred_Fish_> Not like that... haha! Sorry Nancy, my faithful wife. [20:45] <+MacArthur> These guns can hang onto a card forever! [20:45] * NomiMarks nods head as Vanessa gives me poker tips [20:45] <+TDIWriter> I certainly understand. [20:45] <+NomiMarks> I'm ready. [20:45] * NancySuzyFish pushes Fred aside [20:45] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I wasn't paying attention. [20:45] <+TDIWriter> I understand ALL things. [20:45] <+TDIWriter> I'm basically God. [20:45] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Ah, well. It's all meaningless. [20:45] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS FISH IS TOO!!!!!!! [20:45] <+LogLady|> My log is ready. [20:45] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY LEG!!! >:( @Nancy [20:45] <+TDIWriter> But like, younger and hotter. [20:45] <@LarissaErbmo> All right! (: [20:45] <+TDIWriter> Maybe God's younger brother, or something. [20:45] <+Lawnmower> I was born ready yo [20:45] * Lawnmower vrooms [20:45] <@LarissaErbmo> Everyone please take your spots on these giant playing cards and start hanging. [20:45] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I'm so excited. [20:45] * Fred_Fish_ swims to my spot [20:46] <@LarissaErbmo> This competition begins...NOW. [20:46] <@LarissaErbmo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXJpYysvNQ [20:46] <+TDIWriter> *takes spot on giant playing card and starts hanging* [20:46] <+SpongebobSP> OKAY! [20:46] <@LarissaErbmo> -- COMPETITION BEGINS -- [20:46] <+MacArthur> *graps playing card and hangs* [20:46] <+Charmaine> *hangs on a card* [20:46] <+NancySuzyFish> I don't know what to do, ugh... being a fish has its disadvantages! [20:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C&E: *start hanging on card* [20:46] <+SpongebobSP> *hangs* [20:46] <+NancySuzyFish> *graps playing card and hangs* [20:46] <+Lawnmower> *graps playing card and hangs* [20:46] <+SpongebobSP> my arsm hurt :( [20:46] <+LogLady|> *graps playing card and hangs* [20:46] <+Lawnmower> Yoooo [20:46] <+Fred_Fish_> *graps playing card and hangs* [20:46] * Lawnmower accidentally starts to mow his card [20:46] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED!!! HANG ON!!! [20:46] <+NomiMarks> *grabs playing card and hangs* [20:46] <+TDIWriter> This is so easy. [20:46] <+Lawnmower> Dawg... [20:46] <+TDIWriter> I could do this in my sleep, man. [20:46] <@LarissaErbmo> Friends & Foes contestants! [20:46] <@LarissaErbmo> Please move to the 4 of Clubs immediately! [20:46] <+SpongebobSP> yes? :} [20:46] <+TDIWriter> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:46] <+NancySuzyFish> You may endure a whole lot of leg pain but whatever! :) [20:46] <+MacArthur> *switches to four of clubs       * [20:46] <+SpongebobSP> *moves to 4 of clubs* [20:46] <+Charmaine> *moves to the 4 of Clubs* [20:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *moves to 4 of clubs* [20:46] <+NomiMarks> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:46] <+Lawnmower> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:46] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:47] <+NancySuzyFish> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:47] <+LogLady|> *switches to 4 of clubs* [20:47] <+TDIWriter> Clubs. [20:47] <+TDIWriter> I go to a lot of clubs. [20:47] <+MacArthur> This is a cakewalk! [20:47] <+TDIWriter> I enjoy club sandwiches. [20:47] <+TDIWriter> This is my kind of card. [20:47] * Lawnmower starts to mow his card again [20:47] <+Lawnmower> daaaang yooo [20:47] <@LarissaErbmo> JON. [20:47] <+Charmaine> Club sandwiches are GREAT. [20:47] <+NomiMarks> Vanessa, I need you to tell me what the different cards look like. [20:47] <+Fred_Fish_> Same! Especially when SB makes them!!! :D @TDIWriter [20:47] <@LarissaErbmo> You did not make the transition in time. [20:47] <+MacArthur> You better be 21 before going to those clubs. [20:47] <+MacArthur> @TDIWriter [20:47] <+Charmaine> But I think I prefer peanut butter and jelly. [20:47] <@LarissaErbmo> Unfortunately, you are eliminated from this competition. [20:47] <+TDIWriter> Oh, I'm like, 22 or something. [20:47] <+Charmaine> If I want nuts in my mouth I'll go back to high school. [20:47] <@FriendBot> *Jon's card falls from the ceiling* [20:47] <+TDIWriter> I don't know. [20:47] * MacArthur stares TDIWriter down [20:47] <+TDIWriter> I'm basically ageless. [20:48] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I'm having a conversation with a poker player from California and a surfing instructor at the same time. I feel like I'm losing my mind. [20:48] * TDIWriter winks at MacArthur [20:48] * Lawnmower starts to slip [20:48] <+MacArthur> (CONF): I don't trust that boy. [20:48] <+TDIWriter> She digs me. [20:48] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) Me and Nancy have been a little rough lately... Pearl has been catching my eye lately... [20:48] <+Lawnmower> Sweet daddy john deere man [20:48] <+NomiMarks> (mana wants to play b t w) [20:48] <+NancySuzyFish> They don't have many clubs in Bikini Bottom. Even if they did my husband wouldn't take me because he's been seeing ANOTHER WOMAN! [20:48] <+Fred_Fish_> LIES! [20:48] <+NancySuzyFish> yes Fred, I just exposed you to the world!!! [20:48] == FriendBot changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Charmaine, Crimson & Ennui, Fred, Lawnmower, Log Lady, MacArthur, Nancy, Nomi, Spongebob, TDIWriter [20:48] <+TDIWriter> Wait, is Fred naked? [20:48] <+TDIWriter> Let me see [20:48] <+NancySuzyFish> HOW DO YOU THINK THE MOTHERS WATCHING THIS SHOW WILL FEEL!? [20:48] <+TDIWriter> bet my dick is bigger! [20:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Clubs are just rendezvous destinations for those with hollow, empty shells of a body. [20:48] * TDIWriter stares hard at Fred [20:48] <@LarissaErbmo> Friends & Foes contestants! [20:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I've been to a club. Everyone promptly evacuated. [20:48] <@LarissaErbmo> Listen up -- [20:48] <+Fred_Fish_> I'VE ONLY BEEN GOING TO DEBBIE RECHID FOR PIANO LESSONS! -_- [20:48] <+NancySuzyFish> I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW THEY WON'T BE HAPPY!!!! [20:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: They must've been dazzled by your beauty. [20:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Thanks. [20:48] <@LarissaErbmo> I'm gonna need you to move to the JACK of HEARTS. [20:48] <+Charmaine> TDIWriter, are you having some issues? [20:49] * TDIWriter switches to jack of hearts [20:49] <+MacArthur> *switches to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+Charmaine> *switches to Jack of Hearts* [20:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *move to Jack of Hearts* [20:49] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Vanessa is telling me the different poker cards, and Jenn is helping me switch quickly. I wonder if I'm able to access more people. [20:49] <+LogLady|> *moves to Jack of Hearts* [20:49] <+Fred_Fish_> *swtiches to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+SpongebobSP> *moves to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+MacArthur> Easy! [20:49] <+Lawnmower> *switches to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+NomiMarks> *switches to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+NancySuzyFish> *swtiches to jack of hearts* [20:49] <+TDIWriter> I have no issues. I don't even know what issues ARE. [20:49] <+TDIWriter> I'm above such petty things. [20:49] <@LarissaErbmo> Nancy, you were the last person to make the transition. [20:49] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) I really hurt my leg when I transitioned... [20:49] <+NomiMarks> CONF: That was a close call. [20:49] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GOD!!!! I'M TOO CAUGHT UP ARGUGING WITH FRred To DO THIS!!! [20:49] * Lawnmower 's moves spin around [20:49] <@LarissaErbmo> Unfortunately, you are out of this competition. [20:49] <+Lawnmower> Yooo [20:49] <+NancySuzyFish> CURS E YOU!!!!! [20:49] <@FriendBot> *Nancy's card falls* [20:49] <+Fred_Fish_> AW, BABY. It's alright! <3 [20:49] <+TDIWriter> Ha! [20:49] == LarissaErbmo changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Charmaine, Crimson & Ennui, Fred, Lawnmower, Log Lady, MacArthur, Nomi, Spongebob, TDIWriter [20:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Someday, we will all fall. [20:49] <+TDIWriter> Get... card... fallen. [20:49] <+NomiMarks> CONF: No more distractions. [20:49] <+TDIWriter> BRANDON-BURN [20:49] <+Fred_Fish_> I'll win it for us! #TeamBikiniBottom [20:49] <@LarissaErbmo> Friends & Foes contestants! Listen up. [20:49] <+MacArthur> The weak ones are startin fall! [20:49] <+SpongebobSP> :3 [20:49] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED, I HOPE YOU BREAK YOUR LEGS AND NEVER WALK AGAIN!!!! [20:50] <@LarissaErbmo> I need you to move to the Ace of Diamonds immediately! [20:50] <+NomiMarks> *switches to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+MacArthur> *switches to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+Lawnmower> *switches to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *move to Ace of Diamonds* [20:50] <+TDIWriter> *moves to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+Charmaine> *switches to Ace of Diamonds* [20:50] <+SpongebobSP> *switches to ace of diamonds* [20:50] <+Lawnmower> Chugga chugga yoo [20:50] <+NancySuzyFish> HOW MUCH MORE CAN THEY TAKE!? [20:50] <+SpongebobSP> Barnacles! :( [20:50] <+Fred_Fish_> WOW. AND YOU BLAME ME FOR SLEEPING WITH DEBBIE RECHID THE FISH! -_- @Nancy [20:50] <@LarissaErbmo> Log Lady. [20:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I like diamonds. They're sharp. [20:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: And deadly. [20:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Hm. Deadly. [20:50] <@LarissaErbmo> Unfortunately, you did not make the switch in time and you have been eliminated from the competition. [20:50] <+Fred_Fish_> *flicks finn* Rude. [20:50] <+NancySuzyFish> YES OF COURSE I BLAME YOU FISHHOLE!!! [20:50] <@FriendBot> *Log Lady's card falls* [20:50] <+NancySuzyFish> DEBBIE ISN'T THE ONLY WOMAN YOU'VE SLEPT WITH, EXCUSE ME!!! [20:50] == LarissaErbmo changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Charmaine, Crimson & Ennui, Fred, Lawnmower, MacArthur, Nomi, Spongebob, TDIWriter [20:50] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy, don't swear! [20:51] * Lawnmower starts to slip [20:51] <+Lawnmower> Yooo [20:51] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WITH MARY'S MOTHER! [20:51] <+LogLady|> My log already knew I would not win this competition. [20:51] <+MacArthur> Another one bites the dust! [20:51] <+Fred_Fish_> Please honey, Bikini Bottom is watching. [20:51] <+TDIWriter> Wow, more like... LOG IDIOT! [20:51] <+TDIWriter> BRANDON-BURN! [20:51] <+TDIWriter> I am [20:51] <@LarissaErbmo> From now on, you will only have TEN seconds to make the switch to the new card. [20:51] * Lawnmower tries to get back up [20:51] <+TDIWriter> so funny [20:51] * Lawnmower mows his card [20:51] <+LogLady|> My log is not amused. @TDIwriter [20:51] <+NancySuzyFish> AND MARY!!! HOW COULD YOU DATE HER!? SHE'S SPINELESS AND A TOTAL WASTE... [20:51] <@LarissaErbmo> Contestants! [20:51] <+Lawnmower> Ah shucks [20:51] <+NancySuzyFish> Not the right word... [20:51] <@LarissaErbmo> Please move to the NINE OF DIAMONDS. [20:51] <+MacArthur> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *switch to Nine of Diamonds* [20:51] * TDIWriter switches to nine of diamonds [20:51] <+NancySuzyFish> considering she's nothing but a spine! -_- [20:51] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:51] <+NomiMarks> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:51] <+Lawnmower> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:51] <+SpongebobSP> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:51] <+MacArthur> Piece of cake! [20:51] <+Lawnmower> yoo [20:51] <+Fred_Fish_> Mary!? That old fish. No thank you... [20:52] <+SpongebobSP> Darn! [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> But SERIOUSLY, SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER FISH WHO ISN'T NEARLY AS ATTRACTIVE AS ME!? [20:52] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- Honestly offended you don't trust my fishy values!!! [20:52] <+Charmaine> *switches to nine of diamonds* [20:52] <@LarissaErbmo> Charmaine. [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> GOD, IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT!!! [20:52] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy you're gray. [20:52] <+Fred_Fish_> And ugly. [20:52] <+Charmaine> Larissa don't do this to me. [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> I SAW YOUR FB MESSAGE... @FRED [20:52] <@LarissaErbmo> You did not make the switch in time, nor did you switch before the others. [20:52] <@LarissaErbmo> You are out of this competition. [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> you SAID TO MARY'S MOTHER [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> "hey" [20:52] <@FriendBot> *Charmaine's card falls* [20:52] <+NancySuzyFish> AND IMMEDIATELY I SMELLED CHEATER IN THE AIR!!! [20:52] == LarissaErbmo has changed nick to XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:52] <+Charmaine> *falls* [20:52] * JonMacGuire walks up [20:52] <+Charmaine> You suck. [20:52] <+Charmaine> :/ [20:52] <+TDIWriter> ty @that [20:52] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Crimson & Ennui, Fred, Lawnmower, MacArthur, Nomi, Spongebob, TDIWriter [20:52] <+JonMacGuire> HI I'M HERE [20:52] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Jon, unfortunately, your card has fallen. [20:53] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. YOU WOULDN'T JUST SAY HI TO ANOTHER WOMAN LIKE THAT. [20:53] <+SpongebobSP> Oh hey! [20:53] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Contestants! [20:53] <+SpongebobSP> :) [20:53] <+JonMacGuire> OH NO I'M GONE [20:53] <+Lawnmower> Man you got any refreshments for this chall? [20:53] <+TDIWriter> . [20:53] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please move to the two of hearts as soon as possible! [20:53] <+Lawnmower> I'm dryin' out [20:53] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to two of hearts* [20:53] <+Charmaine> Larissa, is the XXX for the porn you do or the XXXL pants you wear? :/ [20:53] <+SpongebobSP> DONT FIGHT :( [20:53] * MacArthur takes one arm off card to flex [20:53] <+NomiMarks>. [20:53] <+TDIWriter> so um... random question but [20:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *switches to two of hearts* [20:53] <+SpongebobSP> THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE :( [20:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Close one. [20:53] <+TDIWriter> how do fish have sex? [20:53] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNOW HOW FISHY YOU CAN BE... [20:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: My heart is pounding. [20:53] == NomiMarks [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has left #Friends&Foes2[] [20:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I can tell. [20:53] == NomiMarks [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:53] <+Lawnmower> . [20:53] <+Fred_Fish_> DON'T DENY THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WAVING YOUR FINN AT HAROLD REGINALD!! [20:53] <+TDIWriter> Like, they have no visible genitalia, so uh... [20:53] <+TDIWriter> Do they just kinda... bump into each other until something happens? [20:53] == NomiMarks [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54] <+Charmaine> Fred, fin only has one n. [20:54] <+Fred_Fish_>http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/f/f2/HaroldBillRfd.png/revision/latest?cb=20150716094733 Sure, he's attractive and buff! But you're just as much of a cheat!!! [20:54] <+Fred_Fish_> >:( [20:54] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Due to LAG issues, that last round does not count. [20:54] == NancySuzyFish [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54] == NomiMarks [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:54]  . [20:54] <+Fred_Fish_> Finally, that old hag is gone!! <3 [20:54] == JonMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54] == MacArthur [4a58ccc5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.88.204.197] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54] == Lawnmower [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:54]  . [20:54] <+SpongebobSP> . [20:54] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> (Everyone is refreshing!) [20:54] == JonMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has joined#Friends&Foes2 [20:54] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (I'm not lagging... yet_ [20:54] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> )* [20:54] == Lawnmower2 [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:54] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *) [20:54] == MacArthur [4a58ccc5@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.88.204.197] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:55] == SpongebobSP [440df3be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.13.243.190] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v JonMacGuire] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Lawnmower2] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v MacArthur] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v NomiMarks] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == Lawnmower2 has changed nick to Lawnmower [20:55] <+Lawnmower> Yooo I'm back [20:55] <+Lawnmower> Chugga [20:55] == Spongebob_ [440df3be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.13.243.190] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:55] <+NomiMarks> CONF: It's a good thing Jenn warned me about the lag. I was able to get here before anyone else. [20:55] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Once everyone returns, we will continue with the competition. [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Spongebob_] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:55] == NancySuzyFish [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has joined#Friends&Foes2 [20:55] <+NomiMarks> CONF: The sensations I feel can be a blessing, and a curse. [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v NancySuzyFish] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v TDIWriter] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [20:55] <+Fred_Fish_> Now, I can move on to nicer fish! Like Debbie Rechid or Pearl Krabs! :D [20:55] == LogLady| [405c23c8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.92.35.200] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [20:55] <+TDIWriter> oops [20:55] <+Spongebob_> I AM BACK FRIENDS [20:55] <+NomiMarks> CONF: On one hand, they help me and make me who I am. [20:55] <+TDIWriter> Sorry, was having an out-of-body experience of sorts. [20:55] <+NancySuzyFish> I HAVE WIPED MY TEARS AND RETURNED!! [20:55] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I'm so happy. @Spongebob [20:55] <+TDIWriter> Of course, every day for me is like an out-of-body experience. [20:56] <+TDIWriter> I'm just like [20:56] <+TDIWriter> really great. [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> All right, this competition is BACK on. [20:56] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED I'M READY TO REAM YOUR PLEB FISH ASS. [20:56] <+Fred_Fish_> And don't worry Spongebob I won't touch Sandy, I know you have the eye for her! ;) [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> (Will wait for Log Lady later) [20:56] <+NomiMarks> CONF: But there are people out there that want me dead. [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Remember, you have TEN seconds to react. [20:56] <+Fred_Fish_> REAM MY ASS? LAUGHING MY FINN OFF!!! [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Friends & Foes contestants! [20:56] <+NancySuzyFish> I WILL TEAR THAT LAUGHING FINN RIGHT OFF!!!!!! [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> That means Crimson & Ennui, Fred, Lawnmower, MacArthur, Nomi, Spongebob, and TDIWriter! [20:56] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please move to the TWO of DIAMONDS! [20:56] * TDIWriter switches to two of diamonds [20:56] <+NomiMarks> *switches to two of diamonds* [20:56] * NancySuzyFish aggressively punches FRed [20:56] * Lawnmower switches to 2 of diamonds [20:56] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to tow of diamonds* [20:56] <+Spongebob_> *switches to two of diamonds* [20:56] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS IS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH DEBBIE [20:57] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Time! [20:57] <+TDIWriter> Yo, Nancy, babe! [20:57] <+JonMacGuire> OKAY LOOK HERE'S THE THING [20:57] <+TDIWriter> Make love, not punches! [20:57] * NancySuzyFish aggressively punches Fred again [20:57] <+TDIWriter> That's like, my motto. [20:57] <+TDIWriter> I made it up. [20:57] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS IS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH MARY [20:57] * NancySuzyFish aggressively punches Fred again [20:57] <+JonMacGuire> APPARENTLY WE'RE NOT ALL PLAYING OR SOMETHING? [20:57] <+TDIWriter> Pretty great, huh? [20:57] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE, I JUST WANT TO FEEL INCLUDED [20:57] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS OIS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH MARY'S MOTHER!!! [20:57] * NancySuzyFish aggressively punches Fred again [20:57] <+Fred_Fish_> Honestly I'm kicking you out of my home when we get back! @Nancy, you'll be lucky to live with SB and his dumb pineapple!!! [20:57] <+JonMacGuire> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, I MEAN [20:57] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Crimson & Ennui. [20:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> ... [20:57] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> MacArthurt. [20:57] <+NomiMarks> CONF: At a certain point I realized there’s a huge difference between what we work for and what we live for. [20:57] <+TDIWriter> (you got out first @Jon) [20:57] * Fred_Fish_ runs off but trips [20:57] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS IS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH SANDY!!! AND PEARL AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN IN BIKINI BOTTOM!!!! [20:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Great. [20:57] <+Fred_Fish_> OW MY LEG!!  You did not make the switch in time; you have been eliminated from the competition. [20:57] == JonMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has quit [Client Quit] [20:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I am not affected. [20:57] * NancySuzyFish punches Fred in the leg [20:57] <+Fred_Fish_> *flips the middle finn* >:D [20:57] <+Lawnmower> yooo [20:57] <+NancySuzyFish> TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20:58] <+Fred_Fish_> OW MY LEG... AGAIN!!! [20:58] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Fred, Lawnmower, Nomi, Spongebob, TDIWriter [20:58] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T GIVE ME THE FINN MISTER!!! [20:58] == JonMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has joined#Friends&Foes2 [20:58] <+NancySuzyFish> I WILL PERSONALLY CALL THE POLICE ON YOU [20:58] <@FriendBot> *C&E, MacArthur's cards fall* [20:58] <+Fred_Fish_> I AM GIVING YOU THE FINN! [20:58] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v JonMacGuire] by FriendBot [20:58] <+JonMacGuire> SORRY, I OVERREACTED [20:58] <+Fred_Fish_> AND YOU WILL ACCEPT MY FINN WITH PRIDE! [20:58] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- [20:58] <+Lawnmower> Good luck y'all [20:58] * JonMacGuire sits in a chair and flexes knuckles [20:58] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Friends & Foes contestants! [20:58] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T THINK I WON'T CALL THE POLICE ON YOU!!! [20:58] <+MacArthur> (CONF) I threw this challenge. Didn't want to come off as too much of a threat. [20:58] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please switch to the QUEEN of SPADES immediately! [20:58] <+NancySuzyFish> STOP ABUSING YOUR WIFE YOU SON OF A FISH!!!!!!!!!! [20:58] <+NomiMarks> *Vanessa takes over my body & switches to queen of spades* [20:58] == LogLady| [405c23c8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.92.35.200] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [20:58] * TDIWriter switches to queen of spades [20:58] * Lawnmower switches to queen of spades [20:58] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to queen of spdades* [20:59] * NancySuzyFish punches Fred in the chest [20:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CRIMSON CONF): We were not expecting to win. [20:59]  I have returned. [20:59] <+NancySuzyFish> aaahghghHHGHGH [20:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: Ah, well. [20:59] <+TDIWriter> So like, your thing is that you have a log? @LogLady [20:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): C: We will not lose. [20:59] <+TDIWriter> That's chill. [20:59] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Spongebob. [20:59] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy! Do you not have ANY manner. Ms. Puff would be ASHAMED! She taught you well! [20:59] <+NancySuzyFish> ALSO DON'T CALL ME BABE I'M MARRIED @TDIWRITER [20:59] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> You are the last to make the transition; you are out of this competition. [20:59] <@FriendBot> *Spongebob's card falls* [20:59] <+Fred_Fish_> NOT SOON, DIVORCING YOUR FISH ASS! @NANCY [20:59] <+Spongebob_> Aw barnacles! [20:59] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Fred, Lawnmower, Nomi, TDIWriter [20:59] <+Spongebob_> :( [20:59] <+NancySuzyFish> I FEEL VIOLATED. I'MNOT A CHEATER LIKE MY HUSBAND!!! NOR WILL I EVER BE... [20:59] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Contestants! [20:59] <+NancySuzyFish> unless of course Larry calls me up ;) [20:59] * NancySuzyFish giggles [21:00] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please move to the SIX of DIAMONDS! [21:00] <+NomiMarks> *Vanessa takes over my body & switches to six of diamonds* [21:00] * TDIWriter switches to six of diamonds [21:00] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to six of diamonds* [21:00] <+NancySuzyFish> LARRY ACTUALLY HAS ABS, UNLIKE YOU FRED!!! [21:00] * Lawnmower switches to 6 of diamonds [21:00] * Lawnmower falls [21:00] <+Fred_Fish_> Larry? LARRY THE LOBSTER!? You dirty cheat!!! [21:00] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Lawnmower; unfortunately, you were the last to make the transition. [21:00] <+NancySuzyFish> TAKE THAT TO THE LEG. [21:00] <+Lawnmower> Owch, man... [21:00] <@FriendBot> *Lawnmower's card falls* [21:00] <+Fred_Fish_> Throwing accusations and then sleeping with other fish, wow!!! [21:00] <+NancySuzyFish> I HOPE IT HURTS. [21:00] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Fred, Nomi, TDIWriter [21:00] * Lawnmower mows along and a wheel breaks off [21:00] <+Lawnmower> Aw man yo [21:00] <+NancySuzyFish> I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH HIM, ONLY DREAMT OF IT!!! [21:00] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> This competition is down to THREE> [21:00] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY LEG!  it's NOT THE SAME THING!!! [21:00] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> THREE.* [21:01] <+Charmaine> Honestly, what the fuck kind of soap opera are we in? [21:01] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v LogLady|] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [21:01] <+Charmaine> Why are fish fighting over sex? [21:01] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Contestants, please switch to the FIVE of SPADES right now! [21:01] <+NomiMarks> *Vanessa takes over my body & switches to five of spades* [21:01] * TDIWriter switches to five of spades [21:01] <+Fred_Fish_> *switches to five of spades* [21:01] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Fred, unfortunately, you were the last to make the transition. [21:01] <@FriendBot> *Fred's card crashes down* [21:01] <+TDIWriter> Hey, Nomi [21:01] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: You're Such a Card | Nomi, TDIWriter [21:01] <+NomiMarks> CONF: This is nerve wracking. I'm relying on two other people to help me win this. [21:01] <+TDIWriter> How about [21:01] <+NancySuzyFish> SECRETS OF BIKINI BOTTOM UNVEILED!!!!!!! [21:01] <+TDIWriter> Whoever wins [21:01] <+Fred_Fish_> BECAUSE THIS LIL MISSY SLEEPS AROUND WITH EVERY FISH IS BIKINI BOTTOM, even that dirty starfish, Patrick!! -_- [21:01] <+TDIWriter> Keeps the other saf? [21:01] <+TDIWriter> I mean, I'll probably win. [21:02] <+TDIWriter> But like [21:02] <+Charmaine> Oh hey just like his love life @ FriendBot [21:02] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> We are down to TWO: Nomi and TDIWriter, battling it out to become the Power Alliance Leader. [21:02] <+TDIWriter> in case I let you win [21:02] <+NancySuzyFish> I HAVEN'T LAID ONE FINGER ON THAT LARD ASS SHUT UP FRED [21:02] * Lawnmower slices some grass and tosses it up in the air [21:02] <+Charmaine> I don't know Fred, starfish can get pretty freaky. They can probably do a lot at once, too... [21:02] <+NomiMarks> Yeah, I'll make you a part of the power alliance, Writer. [21:02] <+NomiMarks> As long as you do the same if you win. [21:02] <+Lawnmower> Good jobs guys!! [21:02] <+TDIWriter> Yeah, totally. [21:02] <+TDIWriter> Shweet. [21:02] <+NancySuzyFish> I WILL SLAP KICK YOUR LEG IF YOU KEEP ON GIVING ME THAT TONE!!!!!!!! [21:02] <+Fred_Fish_> And the only reason you haven't finned around with Squidward is because he's gay!! -_- [21:02] * Lawnmower continues lsicing on three wheels [21:02] <+NancySuzyFish> HELLO LARISSA CAN I PLEASE KILL MY HUSBAND. [21:02] <+NancySuzyFish> DIRTY. LYING. CHEATING. FISH BASTARD! [21:02] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nomi and TDIWriter - please switch to the JOKER! [21:03] <+NomiMarks> *Vanessa takes over my body & switches to joker* [21:03] * TDIWriter switches to joker [21:03] <+Fred_Fish_> HELLO LARISSA CAN YOU PLEASE EJECT THIS AWFULLY HAG-LIKE FISH!! [21:03] <+Charmaine> Just because Squidward blows on an instrument doesn't mean he's gay, Fred. [21:03] <+MacArthur> (CONF) Police don't handle divorces. Fred and Nancy can do whatever they want, unless they start hitting each other. Then they both get arrested, and I'm in the final nine! [21:03] <@FriendBot> *TDIWriter's card falls* [21:03] <+TDIWriter> Whoa, I uh [21:03] <+TDIWriter> Didn't uh [21:03] <+TDIWriter> try at all. [21:03] <+TDIWriter> Weird, huh? [21:03] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdJ9PKJwPY [21:03] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Congratulations, Nomi! [21:03] * NancySuzyFish sobs [21:03] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [21:03] <+TDIWriter> You're uh, welcome for that win, Nomi. [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+TDIWriter> I could have won, but decided I like you. [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Did I have an unfair advantage by using Vanessa & Jenn to help me? Maybe. [21:03] <+NancySuzyFish> HAG LIKE FISH!? HA HA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+TDIWriter> And you should win. [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKME [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICKMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [21:03] <+NancySuzyFish> A LOT LESS OF A HAG THAN THOSE OTHER FISHES YOU'VE BEEN WITH!!! [21:03] <+Fred_Fish_>http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/d/d7/Fred.png/revision/latest?cb=20150317040448 WHY WOULD YOU CHEAT ON ME IN YOUR DREAMS, ANYWAY!? I'm so sexy. [21:03] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> You will have the next TWO minutes to decide who you want to include in the first POWER ALLIANCE of the season. [21:03] <+Fred_Fish_> Pick me! :) [21:03] <+NomiMarks> CONF: When I'm done with this show, I'm not the one that's gonna need an ambulance. [21:03] <+NancySuzyFish> I'VE SEEN PRUDENCE!!!! [21:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Pick us. [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! [21:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: We're good allies. [21:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: If you don't anger us. [21:03] <+Fred_Fish_> And send my ugly wife home! [21:03] <+NomiMarks> Okay. [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:03] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:03] <+MacArthur> Nomi, if I'm in the power alliance you might get a little lenience on your next arrest. [21:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: It is not easy to anger us. [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:04] <+Charmaine> Nomi, girl, pick me. [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:04] <+TDIWriter> Yo, Nomi! Nice work back there. [21:04] <+MacArthur> And if you don't.... [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE [21:04] <+NancySuzyFish> SHE'S LIKE 900 IN FISH YEARS!!! [21:04] <+TDIWriter> Beating me in anything is impressive. [21:04] <+NomiMarks> Do I make the decision public? [21:04] <+TDIWriter> But we DID make a deal. [21:04] <+JonMacGuire> HEY I'M JUST SAYING I WOULD LIKE TO BE PICKED [21:04] * MacArthur slams fist into hand. [21:04] <+JonMacGuire> I GOT A RULEBOOK EARLIER THAT BASICALLY EXPLAINS EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME [21:04] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME! [21:04] <+JonMacGuire> THAT MIGHT BE USEFUL TO YOU Y'KNOW [21:04] <+Fred_Fish_> Pick me! :) [21:04] * JonMacGuire points to rulebook [21:04] <+JonMacGuire> IT'S LIKE AN INTERNET PAGE, OR, WHATEVER [21:04] <+Lawnmower> (CONF): I'm a Snapper-Pro mower, my wife's a John Deere. Our kids are Craftsmen. We're a pretty diverse family. I may have lost this round but I can't give up yet. I gotta teach my kids that when you're down, you pull yourself up by the grass-sack and keep on slicin'. [21:04] * CrimsonAndEnnui makes this facehttp://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/totaldramaisland/images/b/b8/EnnuiRR.png/revision/latest?cb=20150828025425 [21:04] <+NancySuzyFish> AND YOU CAN'T DENY MY BOB CUT!!! @FRED [21:04] * NomiMarks thinks [21:04] * NomiMarks turns around to see So Kim [21:04] <+LogLady|> My long already knows who will be picked. [21:04] * NancySuzyFish flips white bob [21:04] <+NomiMarks> ... who are you? [21:04] <+LogLady|> *log [21:04] <+NomiMarks> Are you another sensate? [21:04] <+TDIWriter> Nomi, we made a deal, you know. [21:04] <@FriendBot> *car zooms by* [21:04] <+TDIWriter> And uh... deals are chill. [21:04] <+Fred_Fish_> (DYING) [21:04] <@FriendBot> WELCOME TO THE FRIENDS & FOES GRAND PRIX! [21:04] <+NancySuzyFish> I JUST GOT IT DONE!!! LOOKS BETTER THAN YOUR BALD ASS HEAD HAHA [21:05] <@FriendBot> FRIENDS & FOES TRIVIA: [21:05] <+MacArthur> Time for me to shine! [21:05] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy, we're done... Fine, I slept with Pearl Krabs, but deal with it old fish!! [21:05] <+Lawnmower> Ooh, trivia! [21:05] <@FriendBot> Who was the FIRST ever contestant to QUIT Friends & Foes? [21:05] <+NancySuzyFish> FEEL SO BAD [21:05] <+LogLady|> When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. [21:05] <+MacArthur> Julie! [21:05] * NancySuzyFish coughs [21:05] <+TDIWriter> Amy [21:05] <+TDIWriter> Samey [21:05] <+Fred_Fish_> You're gray, she's BBW and I love her!!! [21:05] <+NancySuzyFish> NOT REALLY [21:05] * NancySuzyFish coughs [21:05] <@FriendBot> Congratularions, MacArthur! [21:05] <+TDIWriter> One of those. [21:05] <+Fred_Fish_> I don't love you! [21:05] <+LogLady|> @Nomi being Leader [21:05] <+NancySuzyFish> THAT BALDNESS RUNS IN THE FAMILY!!! [21:05] <@FriendBot> You have won Immunity for the cycle! [21:05] <+Fred_Fish_> BYE NANCY! [21:05] <+MacArthur> YES! [21:05] <+NancySuzyFish> BYE FRED!!!! [21:05] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Jenn could have easily helped me with that. [21:05] <+NancySuzyFish> I ALWAYS HATED YOU TOO!!! [21:05] <+TDIWriter> Whoa, trivia is a thing? [21:05] <+Lawnmower> Grats, Mac! [21:05] * NancySuzyFish gives him the middle finn and storms off in tears [21:05] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I don't do trivia. [21:05] <+TDIWriter> I mean, like, I'm great at trivia, but [21:05] <+TDIWriter> COME ON [21:05] == FriendBot changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 1 ~ Leader: Nomi, Members: TBA, Immune: MacArthur [21:05] <+NomiMarks> I'm ready. [21:05] <+MacArthur> (CONF): I knew I would win the immunity challenges. No one here can beat this *flexes* [21:06] <+TDIWriter> A little warning, you know [21:06] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nomi. [21:06] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) Pearl Krabs... mhmm, always been a fan of the BBW. [21:06] <+NomiMarks> I know exactly what I'm doing ... with a little help. *glances at So Kim* [21:06] <+TDIWriter> The coolest guy here needs some warning. [21:06] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: MY HSUABDN, SUCH A PSYCHOPATH! UGH!!! HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO SUCH A POOR FISH!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!! *sobs* [21:06] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please stand in front of your fellow contestants and make your decision. [21:06] <+TDIWriter> Yo, Nomi [21:06] <+Lawnmower> Good luck 'Nomi [21:06] <+TDIWriter> We made a deal, right? [21:06] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> After this, you will be transported to the official Friends & Foes house! [21:06] <+NomiMarks> My first pick is Nancy. [21:06] <+Spongebob_> ME [21:06] <+Spongebob_> ME [21:06] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:06] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) AND DON'T EVEN GET MY STARTED ON HER FINNING AROUND WITH PATCHY THE PIRATE, CRINGE. [21:06] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:06] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:06] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:06] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:06] <+NancySuzyFish> cONF: I HOPE HE GETS A CHRONIC ARM PAIN CONDITION TOO!!!! OR ELSE I'LL HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS... [21:06] <+Fred_Fish_> PICK ME! :) [21:06] <+NomiMarks> My second pick ... is Lawnmower. [21:06] <+NancySuzyFish> PICK ME!!! [21:06] * NomiMarks glares at TDIWriter [21:06] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:06] <+TDIWriter> Nomi? Come on! [21:06] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 1 ~ Leader: Nomi, Members: Nancy & TBA, Immune: MacArthur [21:06] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Darn. [21:06] * Lawnmower blows a gasket [21:06] <+Lawnmower> Me? [21:06] <+Lawnmower> Really? [21:06] <+TDIWriter> That's not... too cool. [21:06] * Spongebob_ flops on the ground [21:06] <+NancySuzyFish> FEEL SYMPATHETIC FOR ME~ I HAVE A CHEATING HUSBAND!!! [21:06] * Spongebob_ begins crying [21:06] == XXX_Larissa_XXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 1 ~ Leader: Nomi, Members: Nancy & Lawnmower, Immune: MacArthur [21:07] * NancySuzyFish slaps Fred and sobs [21:07] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Quit overreacting. [21:07] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nancy, Lawnmower, congratulations! [21:07] <+Lawnmower> Thank ya [21:07] <+Lawnmower> @Nomi [21:07] <+Fred_Fish_> ME WHEN THIS FISH TRYING TO DENY SHE'S CHEATING TOO. [21:07] * Spongebob_ looks up at Crimson [21:07] <+NomiMarks> CONF: As if I trust TDIWriter. Not a chance that he's going to have any power this week. [21:07] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:07] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> You are safe for the week and have a pivotal role in determining the first to go, along with Nomi. [21:07] <+Spongebob_> :'( [21:07] <+Spongebob_> :'( [21:07] <+Fred_Fish_> I SAW YOU IN THE KRUSTY KRAB SUCKING FINNS WITH PATCHY THE PIRATE!!! >:( @NANCY [21:07] <+Spongebob_> @crimson [21:07] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [21:07] * CrimsonAndEnnui flashes an intimidating glare at Spongebob [21:07] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> I'll see you on the other side - good luck! (: [21:07] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Today, I march to remember that I'm not just a me but I'm also a we. And we march with pride. [21:07] <@FriendBot> *sports cars transport contestants to F&F house* [21:07] <@FriendBot> *they enter and the game continues* [21:08] <+Fred_Fish_> (CONF) Maybe it's time to flirt with some more girls... [21:08] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I don't drive. Driving is just another vehicle for deaths. I would rather leave this earth in a more organic manner. [21:08] <+Fred_Fish_> Hey MacArthur! :) *swims vividly* [21:08] <@FriendBot> NOTICE: You will have TWO minutes before everyone BUT Nomi, Nancy, and Lawnmower will have to cast their votes for a TARGET. [21:08] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: Maybe it's time to flirt with some more BOYS... [21:08] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: Fred is old news, what a bottomfeeder! [21:08] * CrimsonAndEnnui glances at FredFish [21:08] * NancySuzyFish glances at FredFish aggressively [21:08] <+Spongebob_> PLEASE DONT VOTE ME [21:08] <+Fred_Fish_> Hey Crimson and Ennui. [21:08] * Fred_Fish_ swims over to them [21:08] <+Spongebob_> I AM THE NUMBER ONE FRYCOOK [21:08] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:09] * CrimsonAndEnnui say nothing [21:09] * NancySuzyFish slaps Fred [21:09] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T TALK TO MY NEW FRIENDS!!! [21:09] * CrimsonAndEnnui still say absolutely nothing [21:09] <+NancySuzyFish> KEEP AWAY FROM THE PEOPLE I KNOW OR I WILL CUT YOU [21:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Do we know her? [21:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: No. [21:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Good. [21:09] <+Fred_Fish_> Uh. Okay, I like your eyes. :) @Ennui, vividly yellow... [21:09] <+NancySuzyFish> FIND YOUR OWN FRIENDS!!! STOP FEEDING OFF OF MY AMAZING SOCIAL SKILLS AND STEALING THE PEOPLE I MEET!!! [21:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *softly blinks* [21:09] <+Spongebob_> I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS :) [21:09] <+Fred_Fish_> NANCY STOP TALKING TO ME!!! [21:09] <+NancySuzyFish> SORRY YOU AREN'T AS CHARMING AS ME FISHHOLE [21:09] <+Fred_Fish_> YOU UGLY BIG ASSED FISH!!! [21:10] <+Fred_Fish_> Fishhole!? Excuse me, barnaclehead!!! [21:10] <+Fred_Fish_> >:( [21:10] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU KNOW, I HEARD BIG ASSES ARE A SYMBOL OF BEAUTY AROUND HERE!!!! [21:10] * Lawnmower mows the house's carpet [21:10] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [21:10] <+NancySuzyFish> and HOW CAN YOU JUDGE. DEBBIE'S ASS IS THE BIGGEST I'VE SEEN. [21:10] <+Fred_Fish_> NOT A SAGGY WATERED ONE LIKE YOURS!!! [21:10] * XXX_Larissa_XXX appears over TV [21:10] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Friends & Foes contestants! [21:10] <+Fred_Fish_> Pearl Krabs has a rather shaped ass though. I like it, NOT LIEK YOURS!! [21:10] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please PM me and cast your votes for who YOU believe should be leaving the house this cycle. [21:10] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GOD SHE'S ON THE TV!!! [21:10] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I broke down today when making my decision. And you know what? People cared for me. They comforted me. And now, I'm crying because no one's ever defended me before'. [21:11] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Unless you are in the Power Alliance, you MUST send in your vote within the next 2 minutes. [21:11] <+Fred_Fish_> (Larissa PM me) [21:11] <+NancySuzyFish> Can I vote for my HUSBAND to leave the house cycle!? [21:11] <+Spongebob_> I voted! :) [21:12] <+Spongebob_> hello? :( [21:12] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy no one cares about your alzheimer's opinion. [21:12] * CrimsonAndEnnui stand off to the side [21:12] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: i'M TORN!!! WHAT TO DO...WHAT TO DO... *paces* [21:12] * Lawnmower mows up to Crimson & Ennui [21:12] <+Lawnmower> Hey there! [21:12] <+Lawnmower> :) [21:12] <+Fred_Fish_> You're an OLD fish!! I need some new meat to satisfy my fish needs!! [21:12] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Charmaine [21:12] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> MacArthur [21:12] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> LogLady| [21:13] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Please PM me your vote. [21:13] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: FRED FLIRTING WITH CRIMSON... I JUST KNEW SHE'D BE HIS MISTRESS!!!! [21:13] * CrimsonAndEnnui look at Lawnmower [21:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I was once cut by a lawn mower. [21:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: It traumatized me. [21:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I blinked twice in a row. [21:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Whoa. Calm down. [21:13] <+Lawnmower> What? [21:13] <+Spongebob_> What? :( [21:13] <+Lawnmower> Lawnmowers ain't evil [21:13] <+Lawnmower> We're good folk [21:14] <+Lawnmower> I'm sorry that happened to ya [21:14] <+Spongebob_> I like people. [21:14] <+Spongebob_> :) [21:14] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS AND GET RID OF ALL HIS MISTRESSES!!!!!!!! [21:14] <+Fred_Fish_> I have like 6 fish distressed and 4 human ones, so... [21:14] <+Fred_Fish_> Goodluck honey! :) [21:14] <+TDIWriter> Okay, so [21:14] <+TDIWriter> I like, have a kinda science-y question for Fred. [21:14] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: wHO KNOWS how many there are. He might be with the WHOLE cast... but I will not back down!!! [21:14] <+TDIWriter> And Nancy, too. [21:14] <+TDIWriter> Um... how do fish... do sex? [21:14] <+NancySuzyFish> GOODLUCK YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT!!! @FRED [21:14] <+TDIWriter> Like... there's no visible genitalia, so like [21:14] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> The votes are IN. [21:14] <+TDIWriter> Do you like [21:15] <+NancySuzyFish> TDI, that's NOT an appropriate question! [21:15] <+TDIWriter> Bump the general crotch areas [21:15] <+TDIWriter> or like [21:15] <+TDIWriter> what? [21:15] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> The vote was THREE to THREE to TWO. [21:15] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> With 0 votes against... [21:15] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: Nancy is a crazy psychotic fish, she always has been actually... Now, how to get rid of my wife... So I can be with my mistresses forever! #TeamPearl#TeamDebbie #TeamCrimson [21:15] <+TDIWriter> Can I be safe? [21:15] <+NancySuzyFish> ALSO MY HUSBAND IS A NYMPHO DO NOT /EVER/ BRING UP THAT WORD IT'LL GET HIM GOING!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH!? [21:15] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Charmaine, Crimson & Ennui, you are safe. [21:15] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Spongebob, TDIWriter, you are also safe. [21:15] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: 0 votes. [21:15] <+TDIWriter> Oh, shweet. [21:15] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I am pleased. [21:15] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> MacArthur, as the winner of the Grand Prix, is safe as well. [21:15] <+Spongebob_> YAAAAAAAAAAAY [21:15] <+Spongebob_> :) [21:16] * XXX_Larissa_XXX looks at Fred, Jon, and LogLady [21:16] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE WITH MY HUSBAND!!!! IT'S ONLY GOTTEN ME INTO TROUBLE :'( [21:16] <+MacArthur> You BET I am. [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Two of you got three votes and will be the TARGETS for this cycle. [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> One of you only got two -- and is safe. [21:16] <+Fred_Fish_> Naturally that UGLY FISH NANCY has been campaigning to get me out... [21:16] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> With THREE votes... [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> LogLady, you are a Target. [21:16] <+NancySuzyFish> NATURALLY YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOURSELF OUT FOR ALWAYS YLLING AT YOUR WIFE [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> With TWO votes... [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> ... [21:16] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU KNOW PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YELLING [21:16] <+NancySuzyFish> I TOLD YOU EVERYONE WOULD HATE TYOU!!!! [21:16] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Fred, you are safe. [21:16] <+NancySuzyFish> SURPRISE SURPRISE I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!! [21:16] <+JonMacGuire> SOME PEOPLE LIKE YELLING, MAN, IT'S A WAY YOU'RE SEEN AS LIKE-- [21:17] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [21:17] <+Lawnmower> @fred [21:17] <+Fred_Fish_> Say that again? :) @Nancy [21:17] <+TDIWriter> Whoa? You guys put Jon up? [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Jon and LogLady, you are the Targets this week. [21:17] <+TDIWriter> What the fuck? [21:17] * NancySuzyFish smacks Fred on head with a pan [21:17] <+TDIWriter> Jon's like [21:17] <+TDIWriter> the smartest guy here who isn't me! [21:17] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY HEAD! >:( [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nancy, Lawnmower, Nomi. [21:17] <+TDIWriter> He talks so loud, I mean [21:17] <+JonMacGuire> I'M A NICE GUY, okay? Y'ALL JUST DON'T GET ThAT [21:17] <+TDIWriter> He's gotta be smart! [21:17] <+Lawnmower> Huh? [21:17] * JonMacGuire points to self [21:17] * Fred_Fish_ smacks Nancy's finn [21:17] <+MacArthur> Hmm. [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> If this were season one, you would be voting PUBLICLY for who to eliminate. [21:17] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS IS THE PAN I USED TO COOK YOU EGGS THIS MORNING LIKE THE WONDERFUL WIFE I AM~ [21:17] <+JonMacGuire> I CAN BE JUST AS GREAT AS THE REST OF YOU [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> However, the rules have changed -- [21:17] * NancySuzyFish throws it into the ocean [21:17] <+Fred_Fish_> WONDERFUL WIFE!? THOSE EGGS WERE DAMN BURNED AS HELL! [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> you must now PM me who YOU would like to eliminate out of Jon and LogLady. [21:17] <+NancySuzyFish> I guess it's useless now since we're THROUGH!!!! [21:17] <+MacArthur> (CONF): Could've been worse, I guess. Could've been better. But, as long as I'm safe, I'm happy. [21:17] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Remember, your votes WILL be revealed publicly. [21:18] <+Fred_Fish_> I cooked your barnacles last night, AND YOU REJECTED IT AND WENT TO THE KRUSTY KRAB TO FLIRT WITH SPONGEBOB!! [21:18] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- [21:18] <+NancySuzyFish> SHUT UP I TRY MY BEST. [21:18] <+Charmaine> Okay, well then I'm just gonna say I'm voting for Jon. [21:18] <+Lawnmower> I... [21:18] <+Lawnmower> But I... [21:18] <+Charmaine> LogLady and Jon don't do anything but LogLady helps society and Jon doesn't. [21:18] <+NancySuzyFish> BUT NO SPONGEBOB S TOO YOUNG FOR MY TASTES!!!! [21:18] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> NOTE: This vote is ONLY for Lawnmower, Nomi, and Nancy! [21:18] <+Lawnmower> I don't want any of them to leave [21:18] <+Fred_Fish_> Trying as in reading the Bikini Bottom Paper!? -_- I don't think SO!!! [21:18] <+LogLady|> My log already knows what your decisions will be. [21:18] <+NancySuzyFish> AND WHERE IS THE /MUSCLE/!??! [21:18] <+LogLady|> I am sure you will make the correct one. [21:18] * Lawnmower slices nervously [21:18] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Lawnmower, PLEASE cast your vote to eliminate one of the Targets. [21:18] <+TDIWriter> Hey, guys, can I say something? [21:19] <+TDIWriter> VOTE OUT LOGLADY [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> SO I FIGURED I MiGHT AS WELL LIKE [21:19] <+Lawnmower> (Do I PM you?) [21:19] <+TDIWriter> NOT JON [21:19] <+TDIWriter> JON IS COOL [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> DISPEL SOME INFORMATION ABOUT MYSELF TODAY [21:19] <+TDIWriter> That's all I have to say. [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> SINCE I DIDN'T GET TO BEFOREHAND [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> um [21:19] <+Fred_Fish_> I mean you ARE a cougar! Patrick Star is like 10 and you still managed to get his finn at aged 50!! Old perverted hag fish!!

[21:19] <+JonMacGuire> I DO STAND-UP COMEDY [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> I'M SUPER BAD AT IT, AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT ANYONE WHO'S LIKE [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> SEEN MY STUFF SAYS [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> SO I NEED MONEY YKNOW [21:19] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Contestants! [21:19] <+NancySuzyFish> I'M NOT 50 HONEY!!!! OR EVEN CLOSE GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. MAYBE IN YOUR TWISTED MIND!!!! [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> I JUST HOPE YOU KEEP THAT IN MIND [21:19] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> The Power Alliance has voted. [21:19] <+JonMacGuire> THAT LADY WITH A LOG, WHAT DOES SHE NEED, YKNOW [21:19] <+Spongebob_> I DO NOT UNDERSTAND :( [21:19] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> The first vote cast was Nomi's. [21:20] <+LogLady|> You do not know my past. [21:20] * XXX_Larissa_XXX opens envelope [21:20] <+NancySuzyFish> I'M NOT A COUGAR FISHLICA -_- [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nomi cast her vote to eliminate Log Lady. [21:20] * LogLady| nods [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nancy was the second to cast her vote. [21:20] <+Fred_Fish_> TWISTED!? Please your finn has been shared by the WHOLE community. Bikini Bottom knows the image of your fishhole VIVIDLY!! [21:20] * XXX_Larissa_XXX opens envelope [21:20] <+TDIWriter> Nice choice, Nomi! [21:20]  (I thought you voted out loud) [21:20] <+TDIWriter> You rock! [21:20] <+Spongebob_> :O [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Nancy voted to eliminate Jon. [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> (Rule changed) [21:20] <+Spongebob_> :O [21:20] <+TDIWriter> Nancy, bad vote. [21:20] * Lawnmower gulps [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> The vote is 1-1. [21:20] <+Lawnmower> Aw, no.... [21:20] <+TDIWriter> Bad, bad vote. [21:20] <+MacArthur> Dramatic. [21:20] * NomiMarks glances at Lawnmower [21:20] <+MacArthur> Nice. [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> It all comes down to Lawnmower, the deciding vote. [21:20] * LogLady| nods [21:20] <+TDIWriter> If Jon goes [21:20] * XXX_Larissa_XXX opens envelope [21:20] <+TDIWriter> I'll destroy you all. [21:20] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> With two votes against... [21:20] <+Lawnmower> I thought we were gonna be together :( [21:20] <+TDIWriter> Cuz I'm like, that great. [21:20] <+NancySuzyFish> I FOUND OUT MY HUSBAND IS CHEATING ON ME WITH JON SO I HAD TO!!! [21:20] <+Fred_Fish_> We should take her out! Everyone join!! #BlindsideNancyTheHagAlliance >:D [21:20]  (WOW boomer was robbed and I demand a redo) [21:21] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Log Lady, you are unfortunately eliminated from the Friends & Foes game. [21:21] <+TDIWriter> YES [21:21] <+LogLady|> As expected. [21:21] <+Lawnmower> I'm sorry @ LogLady [21:21] * TDIWriter hugs Jon [21:21] <+MacArthur> Later, log woman. [21:21] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [-v LogLady|] by XXX_Larissa_XXX [21:21] <+TDIWriter> MY LOUD BUDDY [21:21] * NomiMarks sighs breath of relief [21:21]  I leave you all with a few words. [21:21] <+NancySuzyFish> TDI I'M SORRY BUT MY HUSBAND HE HE JUST [21:21]  When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. [21:21] * NancySuzyFish sobs [21:21] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: The fact that Nancy survived the first vote, HURTS me. [21:21] <+JonMacGuire> WHAT THE HELL GUYS! YOU KEPT ME? [21:21]  The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy. [21:21] <+JonMacGuire> OH MY GOD, THANK YOU! [21:21] <+TDIWriter> I still don't really get it, why did you have a log? [21:21] <+Charmaine> Don't start forest fires! [21:21] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: *pops up behind Fred* I HOPE IT DOES!!!! [21:21] <+TDIWriter> Like... seriously. [21:21]  Know it was your decision to keep Jon. [21:21] <+JonMacGuire> THAT'S SUPER NICE HONESTLY I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT THIS, YKNOW, I CAME IN LATE [21:21] <+JonMacGuire> MADE SOME BAD IMPRESSIONS [21:21]  If you do not get it. [21:21] <+JonMacGuire> BUT LIKE [21:21] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: PAIN TO THE LEG!!!! [21:21]  You never will. [21:21]  @TDIwriter [21:21] <+Fred_Fish_> DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME YOU DIRTY FISH!! >:( @Nancy [21:22] <+JonMacGuire> I KNOW I YELL A LOT BUT I'M JUST SUPER ENERGETIC I'M SUPER TENSE I'M FULL OF THIS [21:22] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, my leg!! :( [21:22] <+JonMacGuire> YKNOW [21:22]  Of course, my log already knows who will win this competition. [21:22] <+TDIWriter> No, I mean like, I know. [21:22] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU'RE BARNACLES FRED. [21:22] * JonMacGuire jumps a lot [21:22] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> Your next competition WILL begin shortly. [21:22] <+TDIWriter> Just like I know everything, but like [21:22] * TDIWriter whispers [21:22] <+TDIWriter> PLEASE TELL ME [21:22] * Lawnmower mows the house sadly [21:22] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> ~ Cycle 1 Ends ~ [21:22] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: ...Oh. We weren't supposed to vote? [21:22] * MacArthur takes off immunity. [21:22] <+Fred_Fish_> And you're a stinking jellyfish!! @Nancy [21:22] <+MacArthur> I'll miss ya, pal. [21:22] <+MacArthur> Don't worry. [21:22] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @FRED [21:22]  Now you know. @Brandon [21:22] <+MacArthur> I'll be in the power alliance this week, so I'll see you again real soon! [21:22] == LogLady| has changed nick to SGflop [21:22] <+Spongebob_> NANCY [21:22] <+Fred_Fish_> It's not an insult if it's true!!! [21:22] * Spongebob_ shoves krabby patty in Nancy's mouth [21:22] <+Spongebob_> >:( [21:23] <+Fred_Fish_> You tell her! @SB [21:23] * NancySuzyFish takes krabby patty out of mouth and throws it at Fred [21:23] * Spongebob_ shoves krabby patty in Fred's mouth [21:23] <+Spongebob_> >:( [21:23] <+NancySuzyFish> SPONGEBOB DO NOT GET BETWEEN US OR I WILL CHOP YOU [21:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Krabby patties give me rashes. They're gross. [21:23] <+Spongebob_> I KNOW KARATE! [21:23] <+Fred_Fish_> She need to have that damn mouth blocked. She's been having too much of Patchy the Pirate in there anyway! -_- [21:23] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:23] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Now that I've survived the first challenge, I'm able to reveal my talent: hacking. [21:23] * NomiMarks whips out computer [21:23] <+TDIWriter> . [21:23] <+NomiMarks> Using this, I can break down Larissa's firewall and figure out the next challenge. [21:23] <+NancySuzyFish> YES AND I DON'T NEED KARATE. I'VE HAD TO DEAL WITH FRED ALL THESE YEARS I'M STRONG ENOUGH FIGHT ME [21:24] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:24] <+Fred_Fish_> LAUGHING MY FINN OFF [21:24] * Lawnmower mows around [21:24] <+Spongebob_> Hey! I have fingerstrength! [21:24] * Lawnmower stops at Nancy and Fred [21:24] <+NancySuzyFish> I ALREADY. TOLD YOU FRED. [21:24] <+Lawnmower> y'all okay here? [21:24] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:24] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I worked for years as a hacktivist. Bigger and more high tech a company is, the easier it is to use the front door. [21:24] <+Spongebob_> and if there is ANYTHING people value down here [21:24] <+NancySuzyFish> I WILL RIP THAT LAUGHING FINN OFF!!! [21:24] <TDIWriter> oops [21:24] <+Fred_Fish_> You think you can fight me!? Ms. Puff didn't just teach me how to drive... She also taught me street fighting!! >:D [21:24] <+Spongebob_> it's FINGER STRENGTH! [21:24] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Technically, it's not hacking if you get paid for it. Reformed. Legal. [21:24] * Spongebob_ flexes fingers [21:24] <@XXX_Larissa_XXX> (Refreshing) [21:24] == XXX_Larissa_XXX [48422798@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.66.39.152] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:25] <TDIWriter> My fingers are mad strong. [21:25] == XLarissaX [48422798@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.66.39.152] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:25] <TDIWriter> Like... stronger than like... [21:25] <TDIWriter> normal fingers, you know? [21:25] * NancySuzyFish grabs Spongebob by the finger and flips him over [21:25] <+Spongebob_> Not stronger than my fingers! [21:25] <+NancySuzyFish> GETTING VIOLENT NOW ARE WE [21:25] <+Spongebob_> WOOOOOOOOOOOAH! [21:25] <+Fred_Fish_> Spongebob, we should honestly take out NANCY THE UGLY HAG-LIKE BITCH. She's making us Bikini Bottomers look bad! :/ [21:25] * Spongebob_ is flipped over [21:25] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED YOUR TURN [21:25] <+Spongebob_> ouchie! [21:25] * NancySuzyFish picks Fred up [21:25] <+JonMacGuire> ALright, GUYS, I'M TOTALLY HERE FOR THE REST OF THE GAME NOW [21:25] * Spongebob_ wimpers [21:25] * NancySuzyFish body slams Fred [21:25] <+Spongebob_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [21:25] <+JonMacGuire> I'M JUST SO READY FOR EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW [21:25] * Spongebob_ runs away crying [21:25] <+NancySuzyFish> TAKE THAT CHEATING LYING LOSER FISH!!!!!! [21:25] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY LEG!! >:( [21:25] <+Spongebob_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [21:25] <+Spongebob_> :'( [21:26] <+Fred_Fish_> AND OW, MY FINN TOO! [21:26] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v TDIWriter] by FriendBot [21:26] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+o XLarissaX] by FriendBot [21:26] <+Fred_Fish_> Stop abusing me Nancy!! >:( [21:26] * XLarissaX appears on TV screen [21:26] <@XLarissaX> Friends & Foes contestants! [21:26] <+Lawnmower> Larissa! :D [21:26] <@XLarissaX> Please make your way to the front yard for your next competition! [21:26] <+MacArthur> (CONF) This place is CRAZYTOWN right now! Normally I'd arrest them all for public disruption, but the target is off my back. [21:26] <+Lawnmower> Slice slice slice [21:26] <+JonMacGuire> HEY WHAT'S UP? [21:26] <+Lawnmower> You look very nice [21:26] <+Lawnmower> @Larissa [21:26] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED!!!! I'M NOT ABUSING YOU CAN YOU CUT IT OUT [21:26] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: Nancy is... CRAZY! Oh my finn, this old hag is RUINING MY FISH LIFE!!! [21:26] * NancySuzyFish jump stomps Fred [21:26] <+JonMacGuire> I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY, MAN, YOU LOOK GREAT [21:26] <+JonMacGuire> I'M GLAD TO SEE YA [21:26] * MacArthur strolls into front yard. [21:27] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I’ve been thinking about my life, and all of the mistakes that I’ve made. The ones that stay with me, the ones that I regret, are the ones that I made because of fear. [21:27] <@XLarissaX> It's time to see who will lead the Power Alliance! [21:27] <+Charmaine> ... [21:27] <@XLarissaX> Nomi, as the previous PA Leader, you are ineligible to win the competition. [21:27] * CrimsonAndEnnui silently walk to the front yard [21:27] == Charmaine [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:27] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Today, I march to remember that I’m not just a me. I’m also a we. And we march with pride. So go fuck yourself, TDIWriter. [21:27] <+Lawnmower> Aw @ Nomi [21:27] * Fred_Fish_ swims in [21:27] * NomiMarks nods [21:27] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Not being able to play in the challenge gives me more time to hack into Larissa's computer. [21:27] * Fred_Fish_ avoids Nancy because she's a psychotic bitch [21:28] <+Lawnmower>. [21:28] == Charmaine| [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:28] <+MacArthur> f [21:28] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Charmaine|] by XLarissaX [21:28] * NancySuzyFish swims in behind Fred with this look: http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2013-03/357789/3958959_640px.jpg?1434163387 on her face [21:28] == Charmaine| has changed nick to Charmaine [21:28] <@XLarissaX> This competition is called "Roulette Me Not," and here's how it works. [21:28] <+JonMacGuire> HOW ARE YOU GUYS SWIMMING Y'KNOW WE'RE ON LAND [21:28] <+JonMacGuire> I MAKE A LOT OF GREAT SCIENTIFIC IDEAS IN MY HEAD [21:28] <+JonMacGuire> AND THEY JUST KINDA SPILL OUT [21:28] <+Fred_Fish_> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/0/0b/Fred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090830223957 My face RN. [21:28] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE THAT [21:28] * Lawnmower mows the turf in the house's backyard [21:29] <+Lawnmower> Owch man [21:29] <@XLarissaX> Over in a separate channel - which will be posted at the start of the competition - FriendBot will be reading off the numbers 1-60. [21:29] <+Fred_Fish_> Nance... let's just... drop it. [21:29] <@XLarissaX> At some point in this interval - which should take about a minute - you all will need to enter this separate channel. [21:29] <+Charmaine> Wait Fred, how was your date with Crimson last night? [21:29] <@XLarissaX> The number that was read off right before you entered the channel...is your score. [21:29] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [21:29] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I've been arrested at pride four times. I know my way around the police. [21:29] <+Lawnmower> Hey [21:29] <+Fred_Fish_> You hate me because you're jealous. And I hate you for acceptable reason, such as your old age etc. [21:29] <+Lawnmower> i think I could win this :D [21:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Date? [21:29] * NomiMarks types aggressively into computer [21:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: With Crimson? [21:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: ...oh. [21:29] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I'm still not in... [21:29] <+Fred_Fish_> and FYI. I'm changing my locks!! [21:29] <+NancySuzyFish> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130702000259/spongebob/images/3/3f/SB-Character-0016.png @Fred [21:29] <@XLarissaX> After all of the numbers - randomized - have been read, the person with the highest score will become the new Power Alliance Leader. [21:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: It was lame. [21:29] <+Spongebob_> Nancy, who put YOU on the planet? UGH! [21:30] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Larissa has a really strong firewall, something that I can't penetrate into. [21:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Just like our existence on this planet. [21:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Yes. [21:30] <@XLarissaX> If you do NOT join the channel after all of the numbers have been read off, you cannot win this competition. [21:30] <@XLarissaX> Does everyone understand? [21:30] <+Lawnmower> Yes ma'am [21:30] <+NancySuzyFish> THAT WOULD BE A NO GO BUG SOME OTHER FISH YOU CAN'T JUST END A WAR LIKE THAT!!! [21:30] <+Fred_Fish_> You're no longer welcome on Coral Road 420!! @Nancy [21:30] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH I GOT IT [21:30] <+JonMacGuire> THIS IS REALLY EXCITING AND DIFFERENT [21:30] <@XLarissaX> All right. [21:30] <+JonMacGuire> I REALLY LIKE IT, YKNOW, I REALLY LIKE THIS WHOLE THING [21:30] <+MacArthur> Got it! [21:30] <+NancySuzyFish> I DON'T CARE. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!! @FRED [21:30] <+Lawnmower>. [21:31] <+Lawnmower> It'd be awful to lag right now [21:31] <@XLarissaX> When I post the channel, this competition is on. [21:31] <+NancySuzyFish> WHO LIVS IN A MANSION!!!! AND IS A KAZILLIONAIRE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT!!!! [21:31] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:31] <TDIWriter> (omg I'm so sorry internet exploded) [21:31] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v TDIWriter] by XLarissaX [21:31] <+TDIWriter> (what's goin on folks) [21:31] <+TDIWriter> Wow, that was lik [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> THERE'S A CHALLENGE [21:31] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: Crimson and I met at an Icelandic death metal concert. As soon as I saw her blank, listless stare penetrate my soul from the back of the audience, I knew it was destiny. [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> SHE'S GONNA POST A SEPARATE CHANNEL [21:31] <+TDIWriter> the GREATEST bathroom break ever. [21:31] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): C: It was destiny. [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> AND COUNT OFF THE numbers 1-60 IN IT [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> AND BASICALLY LIKE [21:31] <+TDIWriter> Oh, okay, it hasn't started, then? [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> YOU JOIN AT A CERTAIN POINT [21:31] <+JonMacGuire> AND THE NUMBER READ BEFORE YOU JOINED IS YOUR SCORE [21:32] <+JonMacGuire> SO I GUESS THE IDEA IS TO JOIN AS LATE AS POSSIBLE, MAYBE [21:32] <@XLarissaX> #RouletteWheel [21:32] * JonMacGuire is out of breath [21:32] <+TDIWriter> Great timing, awesome. [21:32] <+TDIWriter> As usual, my timing is way better than average. [21:32] <+NomiMarks> CONF: W.W.N.D.D? What would Nancy Drew do? [21:32] <+Fred_Fish_> A BOYFRIEND!? So you have been seeing Patchy the Pirate!? I knew it!? [21:32] <+MacArthur> I can arrest Larissa for the competition being rigged if I don't win, correct? [21:32] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- See, I am a smart fish. AND YOU ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING IN MS. PUFF'S CLASS TO GET THAT A+!!! [21:32] <+NancySuzyFish> NO. I REFUSE TO DATE PATCHY'S GHOST ASS!!! ONLY YOU'RE THAT DESPERATE... [21:33] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS BOYFRIEND IS ONE YOU'LL NEVER MEET HE LIVES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN!!! [21:33] <+JonMacGuire> The DUDE'S A PIRATE, HE'S NOT A GHOST, JUST SAYING [21:33] <+Lawnmower> Oooh [21:33] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE [21:33] <+Lawnmower> I know people's scores if they want [21:33] <+Lawnmower> :) [21:33] <+JonMacGuire> YOU COULD BE INFORMED ON YOUR TOPIC [21:33] <+Fred_Fish_> I HEARD MAKING OUT IN THE HAVE NOT ROOM KRISTEN! I HEARD YOU!! @Nancy [21:33] <+NancySuzyFish> IN A PRIVATE MANSION WHICH I WILL SOON BE MOVING TO!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT!? [21:33] <+Fred_Fish_> Oops, I meant Nancy! :) [21:33] <+TDIWriter> Fred, Nancy [21:33] <+Fred_Fish_> Kristen is... no one... ;) [21:33] <+TDIWriter> I get that you guys have like [21:33] <@XLarissaX> All of the numbers have been read off. [21:33] <+Lawnmower> Think Jon won! [21:33] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: I don't REALLY have another boyfriend! *chuckles* I'm just a good liar! >:) [21:33] <+Lawnmower> :) [21:33] <+TDIWriter> relationship... things [21:33] <+TDIWriter> But like [21:33] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> ... [21:33] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: oh. [21:34] <@XLarissaX> With a score of 59... [21:34] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: FRED WILL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE HIS BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF PLANKTON!!! [21:34] <+TDIWriter> I really think I should be more the center of conversation. [21:34] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdJ9PKJwPY [21:34] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations, Jon! [21:34] <+TDIWriter> YES JON! [21:34] <@XLarissaX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [21:34] <+JonMacGuire> AW YEAH [21:34] <+JonMacGuire> WORST TO FIRST BABES [21:34] <+TDIWriter> YOU ARE LITERALLY THE SECOND BEST PERSON HERE! [21:34] * JonMacGuire JUMPS [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Fred_Fish_> PLANKTON!? EXCUSE ME, YOUR BRAIN IS FULL OF BARNACLES HAG!! [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+TDIWriter> Besides like, me. [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Spongebob_> PICK ME [21:34] <+Lawnmower> Grats Jon! :) [21:34] <+NomiMarks> Jon, I saved you last time and convinced Lawnmower. Return the favor. [21:34] <@XLarissaX> Jon, you have TWO minutes to decide who you would like to bring into your Power Alliance. [21:34] <+Fred_Fish_> Pick me! :) So I can send my awful wife home... [21:34] <+NancySuzyFish> WHY ARE YOU SPYING ON ME IN THE CONFESSIONAL IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS @FRED [21:34] <@XLarissaX> Remember, you CANNOT pick Nancy or Lawnmower. [21:34] <+Lawnmower> Uh @ Nomi [21:34] <+Lawnmower> I- [21:34] <+NancySuzyFish> PICK ME!!! SO I CAN SEND MY AWFUL HUSBAND HOME!!! [21:35] <+Lawnmower> I didn't wanna vote anyone off [21:35] <+Lawnmower> :( [21:35] <+Charmaine> Jon, pick me! [21:35] <+NancySuzyFish> I NEED THIS. I NEED THIS. I NEEED. ITTTT. [21:35] <+NomiMarks> I do. [21:35] <+Fred_Fish_> WE DON'T WANT ANY OLD HAGS RUINING THE HOTNESS CHART, NANCY. GET YOUR FISH ASS BACK TO BIKINI BOTTOM! -_- [21:35] <+TDIWriter> Yo, Jon, if you pick me, it'll be like [21:35] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT [21:35] <+TDIWriter> Having the best person ever in your Power Alliance. [21:35] <+JonMacGuire> ALREADY GOT MY DUDES [21:35] <+TDIWriter> Basically, I'm like God. [21:35] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED YOU'RE BALD [21:35] <+NancySuzyFish> BALD!!! BALD!!! BALD!!! [21:35] <+NancySuzyFish> MY EEEEYESS!!!!!!!!!! [21:36] <+TDIWriter> Don't you want an alliance with GOD? [21:36] <+TDIWriter> Like Jocasta? [21:36] * Lawnmower mows around the house [21:36] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Pick us. [21:36] <+Spongebob_> CHOOSE ME [21:36] <+Fred_Fish_> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/0/0b/Fred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090830223957 It's called a ~clean shave~ coral brain. [21:36] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: We know how to provide the proper motivation. [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? [21:36] <@XLarissaX> Jon, you have 50 seconds left before you must announce your decision. [21:36] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We can be your cheerleaders. [21:36] <@XLarissaX> 35 now, actually. [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE? [21:36] <+Fred_Fish_> Choose me please. :) [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE [21:36] * CrimsonAndEnnui stare intimidatingly at Jon [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE [21:36] <+Spongebob_> PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE [21:36] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY RESTING BITCH FACE http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2013-03/357789/3958959_640px.jpg?1434163387 [21:36] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT [21:36] <+Spongebob_> I AM A CHEERLEADER [21:36] <+Spongebob_> GIVE ME AN S [21:36] <+Spongebob_> GIVE ME A P [21:36] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 2 ~ Leader: Jon, Members: TBA, Immune: TBA [21:37] <+NancySuzyFish> THANKS JOHN!!!! YOU'RE A GOOD MAN UNLIKE MY /HUSBAND/!!! [21:37] <+Spongebob_> GIVE ME A ONGEBOB! [21:37] <+JonMacGuire> MY CHOICES are MACARTHUR and CRIMSONANDENNUI [21:37] <+Spongebob_> WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? [21:37] <+Fred_Fish_> You cause me to create this face, YOU. CAUSE. IT!! http://i.imgur.com/il2IfUj.jpg [21:37] <+MacArthur> Alright! [21:37] <+Spongebob_> SPONGEBOB! [21:37] <+Spongebob_> ... [21:37] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:37] * MacArthur slaps Jon on the back [21:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Good. [21:37] <+Fred_Fish_> Also TY for the Burger SG! :) [21:37] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 2 ~ Leader: Jon, Members: Crimson & Ennui/MacArthur, Immune: TBA [21:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Honey, save your excitement for later. [21:37] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNOW!!! YOU STARE ON AT ME IN WONDER!!! @FRED [21:37] <+JonMacGuire> AHHh! THANKS, man, thanks [21:37] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations to C&E and MacArthur, the newest members of the Power Alliance. [21:37] <+Spongebob_> :'( [21:37] <+Spongebob_> @Jon [21:37] <@XLarissaX> You now have TWO minutes before you must PM me your vote. [21:37] <+Lawnmower> Grats y'all! [21:38] <+TDIWriter> I feel like... I... should have been in the power alliance. [21:38] <+TDIWriter> But like, whatever. [21:38] <@XLarissaX> Be on the lookout for something in this time period ;) [21:38] <+TDIWriter> I'm powerful enough on my own. [21:38] <+NancySuzyFish> I THOUGHT I WAS IN THIS POWER ALLIANCE!!!!!! [21:38] <@FriendBot> *car zooms by* [21:38] <@FriendBot> WELCOME TO THE FRIENDS & FOES GRAND PRIX! [21:38] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We don't have to vote just yet. That means that I can fix my eyeliner. [21:38] <+Fred_Fish_> IN WONDER!? I'm looking over your head hun, watching Pearl Krabs' shiny ass! [21:38] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: But you already applied twenty-three layers of it just an hour ago. [21:39] <+Fred_Fish_> UNLIKE YOUR GREAZY BEHIND!! [21:39] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: There can never be enough. [21:39] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- [21:39] <+Spongebob_> HI [21:39] <@FriendBot> MONACO TRIVIA: Which country has a flag IDENTICAL to Monaco in terms of its pattern? [21:39] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Reasonable. I am now up to twenty-four. [21:39] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Hell. [21:39] <+Lawnmower> Poland [21:39] <+TDIWriter> Indonesia [21:39] <+Lawnmower> Greenland [21:39] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: TONIGHT I AM VOTING OUT FRED'S OTHER MISTRESS!!! THIS WILL BE A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!! [21:39] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations, TDIWriter! [21:39] <+TDIWriter> YES! [21:39] <+JonMacGuire> you droppin BANDS! [21:39] <+Lawnmower> Aw shucks [21:39] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH! [21:39] <+TDIWriter> I AM AWESOME! [21:39] <+Lawnmower> Grats 'Writer :) [21:39] <@XLarissaX> You have won this cycle's Grand Prix and are immune for the week. [21:39] * TDIWriter high fives John [21:39] <+TDIWriter> You knew I'd do it! [21:39] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 2 ~ Leader: Jon, Members: Crimson & Ennui/MacArthur, Immune: TDIWriter [21:39] <+TDIWriter> Because I'm the greatest! [21:40] <@XLarissaX> Contestants! [21:40] <+NancySuzyFish> BIKINI BOTTOM?! GAAAH I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!1 [21:40] <+Lawnmower> Oh gosh [21:40] <@XLarissaX> Meaning - Charmaine, Fred, Lawnmower, Nancy, Nomi, Spongebob, and TDIWriter! [21:40] <+Lawnmower> Who am I s'posed to vote... [21:40] <+Spongebob_> BIKINI BOTTOM : D [21:40] <@XLarissaX> You now have TWO minutes to cast your vote. [21:40] * Lawnmower slices grass nervously [21:40] <+Fred_Fish_> Honestly you're not even welcome in Bikini Bottom anymore. Leave it for Crustyville, you BELONG there. [21:40] <+Fred_Fish_> @Nancy [21:40] <+Fred_Fish_> C R U S T Y V I L L E [21:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Go. [21:41] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED OH MY GOD YOU WERE BORN THER SHUT YOUR MOUTH [21:41] <+Fred_Fish_> There. [21:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Swim bitch swim. [21:41] <+NancySuzyFish> YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY LIVES THERE!!!!!!! [21:41] <+NancySuzyFish> GO BACK AND LIVE WITH THEM SOAK IN THE CRUSTINESS [21:41] <+Fred_Fish_> Also FYI. I'm getting custody of our fish. [21:41] <+NancySuzyFish> TULIP IS MINE GET YOUR SWEATY FINNS AWAY [21:41] <@XLarissaX> 3 votes have been received. [21:41] <+NancySuzyFish> SHE'S MY CHILD!!!!!!! [21:41] * NancySuzyFish slaps Fred [21:41] == SGflop [405c23c8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.64.92.35.200] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [21:41] <+Spongebob_> I've never been to Crustyville, but it sounds really nice! :3 [21:42] <+Fred_Fish_> (Larissa PM me) [21:42] <+TDIWriter> So, Fred, Nancy... you guys like... really don't stop, huh? [21:42] <+NancySuzyFish> IT'S NOT EASY TO STOP A WAR. [21:42] <+TDIWriter> If anyone can do it though [21:42] <+TDIWriter> it's me. [21:42] <+NancySuzyFish> THE ONLY OPTION IS TO NUKE FRED AND THEN MAYBE THIS'LL END!!!!! [21:42] <+TDIWriter> So why don't you two take a seat in my office? [21:42] * NancySuzyFish wipes sweat [21:42] <@XLarissaX> Contestants! [21:42] <+TDIWriter> And I'll fix your marriage [21:42] <+NancySuzyFish> I NEED. TO GET TO THE MISSILES. [21:42] * TDIWriter snaps [21:42] <@XLarissaX> The votes are IN. [21:42] <+TDIWriter> just like that? [21:43] <@XLarissaX> The vote... was 3-3-1. [21:43] <+Lawnmower> (Did you get my vote?) [21:43] <@XLarissaX> (Yes!) [21:43] <+NancySuzyFish> heLP us TDI!!!! [21:43] <@XLarissaX> TWO of you will become Targets for this cycle's elimination. [21:43] <+Spongebob_> :O [21:43] * Lawnmower chuggas nervously [21:43] <@XLarissaX> With 0 votes against... [21:43] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy, you're on NATIONAL TV. Stop being crazy, oh my finn, our fish is going to be SO ashamed of YOU!! >:( [21:43] <+NancySuzyFish> We NEED a good counselor!!!! [21:43] <@XLarissaX> Charmaine, you are safe. [21:43] <+Charmaine> B) [21:43] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, as the winner of this week's Grand Prix, you are safe. [21:43] <+TDIWriter> ALRIGHT! [21:43] <+JonMacGuire> HAHA YESSSSSS [21:43] * Lawnmower gulps [21:43] <@XLarissaX> Nomi, you are safe. [21:43] <@XLarissaX> ...Lawnmower, you are safe. [21:43] <+NancySuzyFish> MY little fish is going to be ashamed of you!!! [21:43] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [21:43] * XLarissaX looks at Nancy, Fred, and Spongebob [21:44] * Lawnmower throws grass up over him and Nomi [21:44] <+NancySuzyFish> AGHGHGHHG [21:44] <+Spongebob_> AWWWWWWWWW [21:44] <@XLarissaX> With 3 votes against... [21:44] <+Fred_Fish_> -_- Nancy targetting me again!? Sigh. [21:44] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNEW IT. I KNEW FRED WAS LEADING AN ALLIANCE AGAINST ME!!! [21:44] <+Fred_Fish_> Dumb fish. [21:44] <@XLarissaX> FRED, you are a Target this week. [21:44] <@XLarissaX> With only 1 vote against... [21:44] <@XLarissaX> ... [21:44] <@XLarissaX> Nancy, you are safe. [21:44] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:44] <+Lawnmower> (CONF): Nomi is mah closest friend in the house, for sure. She's kinda smarter than me and really intellectual an' all, but I love her anyway. [21:44] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GOD FRED AND HIS MISTRESS ARE UP ON THE BLOCK!!!! [21:44] <@XLarissaX> Spongebob, you are the other Target for this cycle. [21:44] <+Spongebob_> AWWWW WHY [21:44] <+Spongebob_> I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL FRIENDS [21:44] <+TDIWriter> Wait, Spongebob? [21:44] <+TDIWriter> He's chill though. [21:44] <@XLarissaX> Jon. Crimson & Ennui.  MacArthur. [21:44] <+TDIWriter> He's porous... and yellow... and absorbent. [21:45] <+NancySuzyFish> STAY OUT OF SPONGEBOB'S HOLES!!!!!! @FRED [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: Although we fight... I do want to win her back! :^( [21:45] <+Spongebob_> ? [21:45] <@XLarissaX> You have two minutes to PM me who YOU are choosing to eliminate this week. [21:45] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU FILTHY. CHEATING. BARNACLE HEAD!!!! [21:45] <@XLarissaX> You have a pivotal decision to make. [21:45] <@XLarissaX> And REMEMBER - your votes WILL be made public after they are cast. [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy... sigh. Please. [21:45] <+Spongebob_> Darnit! :( [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> Don't you remember when we got married in the Chum Bucket? :) [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> That was nice. [21:45] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: I miss the days me and Fred used to get along! [21:45] <+TDIWriter> Fred, Nancy... I'm always here... to immediately fix your marriage. [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> Honestly, we need to stop fighting. [21:45] <+NancySuzyFish> THEN DO IT!!!!!! @TDI [21:45] * NancySuzyFish sobs [21:45] <+NancySuzyFish> I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS FIGHTING... [21:45] <+Fred_Fish_> I do truly love you, even though you can be a barnacle head sometimes. [21:46] * TDIWriter puts arm around Nancy's shoulder [21:46] <+NancySuzyFish> WE DO NEED TO STOP!!!! [21:46] <+TDIWriter> So like... I'm pretty great, right? [21:46] <+NomiMarks> CONF: This entire time, I've doubted myself and the decisions I've made. The real violence... the violence that I realized was unforgivable...  is the violence that we do to ourselves, when we're too afraid to be who we really are. [21:46] <+NancySuzyFish> I LOVE YOU, FRED!!! ;-; [21:46] <+Fred_Fish_> Please... can you forgive me? :) [21:46] * Lawnmower mows after people [21:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Okay. [21:46] * NancySuzyFish hugs Fred and sobs even more [21:46] <+TDIWriter> Oh... wow. [21:46] <+TDIWriter> I am GOOD. [21:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: This will be an emotional decision. [21:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We must make sure not to cry. [21:46] <+Fred_Fish_> I'm sorry for finning with Pearl and Debbie! :( [21:46] <+TDIWriter> I fixed that... without even doing STUFF. [21:46] <+NancySuzyFish> WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORK!!! !FOR OUR CHILD!!!! [21:46] <+Spongebob_> DONT CRY CRIMSON AND EUNNI [21:46] <+TDIWriter> I AM AWESOME [21:46] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:46] <+Fred_Fish_> <3 [21:46] <+NancySuzyFish> WE CAN'T HAVE LITTLE TULIP SEEING US LIKE THIS!!!! [21:46] <+Fred_Fish_> I LOVE YOU NANCY!! <3 [21:46] <+NancySuzyFish> AND WE NEED TO GIVE HER A BROTHER!!! OUR NEXT CHILD IS GOING TO BE NAMED FINN!!!! [21:46] <+Fred_Fish_> Same. Her name is Rose. [21:46] <+TDIWriter> Wait, you two have a daughter? [21:46] <+TDIWriter> She's gonna be SO fucked up. [21:47] <+Fred_Fish_> I LOVE THE NAME! <3 [21:47] <+TDIWriter> If I had a daughter, she'd probably be really good-looking, smart [21:47] <+TDIWriter> Probably have a big dick [21:47] <+TDIWriter> or well [21:47] <+TDIWriter> a big vagina, I guess [21:47] * NancySuzyFish continues crying while hugging Fred [21:47] <+Fred_Fish_> MY MOOD RIGHT NOW! <3 http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U0ViCcJRATI/maxresdefault.jpg [21:47] <+TDIWriter> Is that a good thing? [21:47] <+NancySuzyFish> ALL THAT FIGHTING WAS POINTLESS. BUT LOVE HAS OVERCOME IT!!! [21:47] * Fred_Fish_ watches Nancy accidentally kick him [21:47] <+Fred_Fish_> OW, MY LEG! :( [21:47] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:47] <@XLarissaX> JonMacGuire still need to cast his vote. [21:47] <+Fred_Fish_> It's... It's okay though.

[21:47] <+Fred_Fish_> I still love you, Nancy Suzy Fish! :) [21:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Love. Hm. [21:48] <@XLarissaX> All right. [21:48] * XLarissaX looks at Spongebob and Fred. [21:48] <@XLarissaX> I have the votes! (: [21:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: There are few things in this world that I love. My gargoyle collection is one. [21:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: That is so sweet. [21:48] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: but-but I put him on the BLOCK!!! If he goes this is all my FAULT!!!! [21:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I like a passionate man. [21:48] <@XLarissaX> The vote...was 3 to 0. [21:48] <@XLarissaX> Jon, Crimson & ennui, and MacArthur... [21:48] <+Spongebob_> :( [21:48] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: WHAT DO I DO NOW!? *cries* [21:48] <+Lawnmower> Aw shucks [21:48] <@XLarissaX> all voted to eliminate... [21:48] <@XLarissaX> ... [21:48] <@XLarissaX> ... [21:48] * Fred_Fish_ swims to the exit, but stops. [21:48] <+Fred_Fish_> :( [21:48] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU AND I WILL MISS YOU [21:48] * XLarissaX opens envelope [21:48] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED COMEBACK!!! [21:48] <+NancySuzyFish> COME BACK TO ME!!! [21:48] <@XLarissaX> Spongebob, I'm sorry, you have been eliminated from the Friends & Foes competition. :( [21:49] <+NancySuzyFish> PLEASE HONEY!!! [21:49] <+Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [-v Spongebob_] by XLarissaX [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <+TDIWriter> Seriously? [21:49] <Spongebob_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE [21:49] <+Fred_Fish_> I WILL MISS YOU TOO NANCY! <3 I'll give love to Bikini Bottom for you! [21:49] <Spongebob_> :( [21:49] <+Fred_Fish_> ... [21:49] <+Fred_Fish_> :D [21:49] <+Lawnmower> Aw [21:49] <+TDIWriter> I JUST made him my number three! [21:49] * Spongebob_ runs away while crying [21:49] <+TDIWriter> He was gonna be at the bottom of my alliance... [21:49] * Lawnmower throws grass over Spongebob [21:49] <+MacArthur> Nothing personal, strictly game. [21:49] <+Lawnmower> I'm sorry [21:49] <+TDIWriter> THE FUCK, GUYS? [21:49] <+Lawnmower> :( [21:49] <@XLarissaX> -- END OF CYCLE [21:49] * CrimsonAndEnnui slowly blink, then walk away yawning [21:49] * Fred_Fish_ swims over to Nancy and kisses her! [21:49] <+Fred_Fish_> Still my mood RN! http://i.ytimg.com/vi/U0ViCcJRATI/maxresdefault.jpg [21:50] <+NancySuzyFish> Fred I would give everything in the world for you!!!!http://33.media.tumblr.com/35848d18f47ad64b7e998c2eab4c7075/tumblr_inline_nkkqodV7lv1qd88wl.png [21:50] <+Lawnmower> slice slice slice [21:50] <+Lawnmower> cut cut cut [21:50] <+Lawnmower> cruise [21:50] <+Fred_Fish_> Yay, I love quarters! Thank you hun. [21:50] <+Lawnmower> glide [21:50] <+Lawnmower> stop [21:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Those sound effects calm me. [21:50] <+Lawnmower> Oil change [21:50] * Lawnmower sunglasses [21:50] <+NancySuzyFish> Me with another man. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130119232855/spongebob/images/c/c0/Squidward_and_Nancy_Suzy_Fish.png [21:50] <@XLarissaX> Your next competition will begin shortly. [21:50] <+Lawnmower> cruuuuuissseeee [21:50] <+Fred_Fish_> NVM, that's barnacle currency... SILLY ME!! [21:50] <+MacArthur> (CONF) The unhappy couple is together again! ...yay.... [21:51] <+JonMacGuire> WELP, THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME [21:51] <+NancySuzyFish> I COULD JUST NEVER BE HAPPY WITH ANYONE BUT YOU!!!! [21:51] * NancySuzyFish smiles and hugs Fred [21:51] <+Fred_Fish_> Same. Except maybe Pearl... but she's seeing Larry so! :) [21:51] * NancySuzyFish slaps Fred [21:51] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T GO BACK TO YOUR OLD WAYS OR I'LL DROP YOU IN A SECOND! <-< [21:51] <+TDIWriter> Yo isn't Pearl like a minor? [21:51] <+NancySuzyFish> YES she IS [21:52] <+TDIWriter> Is Larry pulling some Jared-the-Subway-guy shit? [21:52] <+Fred_Fish_> Shhh. ;) @TDIWriter [21:52] <+NancySuzyFish> Fred and his PERVERTED fantasies. No thanks! [21:52] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I need help more than ever in this competition. I just need to reach out to my other sensates. [21:52] <+TDIWriter> When I was 15 I fucked my math teacher. [21:52] <+Fred_Fish_> Don't want Mr. Krabs to find out now do we!! [21:52] <+TDIWriter> She was 58. [21:52] <+TDIWriter> It was a good thirteenth sexual encounter. [21:52] <+MacArthur> That's pedophilia! [21:52] <+TDIWriter> So I support Pearl's relationship. [21:52] <+MacArthur> Can you give me this math teacher's full name and home adress? [21:52] <+MacArthur> Just...curious! [21:52] <+JonMacGuire> OKAY, NO, SEE, JARED WAS SCREWING KIDS [21:53] <+TDIWriter> Um... Mrs. Yelnats [21:53] <+TDIWriter> And uh... idk [21:53] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T GIVE FRED ANY IDEAS NOW! [21:53] <+TDIWriter> Only went in her car [21:53] <+JonMacGuire> THAT'S LIKE...NOT A FIFTEEN-YEAR-OLD SITUATION, THING, YOU KNOW [21:53] <+TDIWriter> It was red. [21:53] <+TDIWriter> Does that help? [21:53] <+TDIWriter> She was like [21:53] <+TDIWriter> the hottest grandma you ever saw, tho [21:53] <+Charmaine> Yelnats is from some old-ass disney movie you liar. [21:53] <+Fred_Fish_> I would die for you! <3 @Nancy http://orig07.deviantart.net/34da/f/2012/280/d/4/fred_gets_a_heartattack_by_marioandsoniclover-d4zwiwv.png [21:53] * NomiMarks hears whisper in ear [21:53] * NomiMarks turns around to see Austin [21:53] * NomiMarks gasps [21:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: My grandma is hot. [21:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Oh. [21:53] <+TDIWriter> I INVENTED DISNEY! @Charmaine [21:53] <+TDIWriter> SO YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH [21:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: She lives in Egypt. She's exotic. [21:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Oh. [21:54] <+NomiMarks> CONF: I found the next member of my cluster. Austin, or Judas, is perfect when I need to backstab people. Along with Jenn, Vanessa, and So -- I have a pretty good group right now. [21:54] <+NancySuzyFish> SO WOULD I FRED!!!! <3333 http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120331031657/spongebob/images/f/fa/P-2.jpeg [21:54] <+Lawnmower> Something wrong? [21:54] <+Lawnmower> @ NomiMarks [21:54] <+NancySuzyFish> oh MY GOD!!! WRONG PICTURE!!!! [21:54] <+Fred_Fish_> ... [21:54] <+Charmaine> Nancy, is that your boyfriend? [21:54] <+NomiMarks> I guess. I feel like I'm losing my mind. @Lawn [21:54] <+Fred_Fish_> Nancy. [21:54] <+Charmaine> Or was Fred fat or something before? [21:54] <+Fred_Fish_> WHAT IS THAT!?! [21:54] <+Fred_Fish_> OH MY FINN. [21:54] <+NomiMarks> Or maybe... it's just expanding. [21:54] <+TDIWriter> Wait, shit... [21:54] <+Charmaine> I think you told me something about that. [21:54] <+TDIWriter> Nancy has a second family? [21:54] <+Charmaine> Fred, it is FIN with ONE n. [21:54] <+Fred_Fish_> YOU REALLY WERE CHEATING... FUCK! -_- [21:54] <+TDIWriter> And... I'm here watching Fred find out [21:54] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT GUYS, I HEARD ABOUT THIS BERENSTAIN BEARS THING RECENTLY [21:54] <+Lawnmower> Probably @ Nomi :D [21:54] <+NancySuzyFish> UM... no! OF COURSE NOT!!! [21:54] <+TDIWriter> This... this is awesome. [21:54] <+JonMacGuire> AND I WAS LIKE [21:54] <+JonMacGuire> WHY DOES IT MATTER? [21:54] <+NancySuzyFish> WHY would I have a second FAMILY!?/ [21:55] <+NancySuzyFish> that's bullfish! [21:55] <+Lawnmower> Hey, Nomi [21:55] <+Fred_Fish_> Who is the CHILD you're holding!? HUH!? [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> DOESN'T EVERYONE KNOW THE BERENST#IN BEARS WERE A AS SHIT? [21:55] <+NancySuzyFish> THAT'S MORE THAN BULLFISH. IT'S BARNACLES!!! [21:55] <+Lawnmower> You remind me of a thing I heard once [21:55] <+Fred_Fish_> That doesn't look like our fish ROSE TO ME!! -_- [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE, A? AS ANOTHER WORD FOR "GAY" [21:55] <+NancySuzyFish> It doesn't matter Fred, the past is in the PAST! [21:55] <@XLarissaX> Contestants! [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> ISN'T THAT FUNNY, guys [21:55] * XLarissaX pops up on TV screen [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> Guys I mean [21:55] <+Fred_Fish_> I can't even right now... [21:55] <@XLarissaX> Please head to the front yard for your next competition! (: [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> guys [21:55] * TDIWriter gets to front yard first [21:55] <+Lawnmower> ~The worst kind of vilence is what we do to ourselves, when we're too afraid to be who we really are~ [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> I thought that was funny [21:55] <+JonMacGuire> eh alright [21:55] <+TDIWriter> I'm fast, you know? [21:55] <+TDIWriter> Hey, Larissa [21:55] <+Fred_Fish_> Do you have a secret family with everyfish in town!? -_- [21:55] * JonMacGuire lays down without a challenge to compete in [21:55] * MacArthur runs into the front yard [21:55] * Fred_Fish_ sobs and swims away [21:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Those are some very motivational words, Lawnmower. [21:56] <+NancySuzyFish> JUST MOVE ON ALREADY!!!! [21:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We will now win this challenge thanks to you. [21:56] <+TDIWriter> What was the result of my pre-show IQ test? [21:56] <+MacArthur> You'ere lucky I was at a brisk jog, kid. [21:56] <+TDIWriter> Did I get a 100? [21:56] <+Lawnmower> Thanks! @ Crimson [21:56] <+MacArthur> @TDIWriter [21:56] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: I just... I need a moment! :/ *sighs* [21:56] <@XLarissaX> It's time to find out who will lead the next Power Alliance! [21:56] <@XLarissaX> (: [21:56] <+NancySuzyFish> I am TELLING you Fred I'm not cheating. [21:56] <+Lawnmower> My wife told me it on our first date back in pre-production [21:56] <@XLarissaX> Jon, as the previous Leader, you cannot win this competition. [21:56] <+Lawnmower> When she came out as a John Deere mower [21:56] <+NancySuzyFish> WHY WOULD I CHEAT WHEN I HAVE A MAN LIKE YOU!? [21:56] <+JonMacGuire> WAIT, DUDE, THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK [21:57] <+NancySuzyFish> WITH SUCH A SHINY AND GLORIOUS BALD HEAD <3 SUCH A CLEAN SHAVE [21:57] <+NomiMarks> Austin is good for brute strength. Jenn is good for being cunning. Vanessa is good for being manipulative. So is good for being a backstabber. I'm positive that my cluster will help me get through this challenge. [21:57] <+JonMacGuire> ISN'T EVERY MOWER A JOHN-DEERE MOWER? [21:57] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT ABOUT LAWNMOWERS [21:57] <+TDIWriter> Hey, uh, Nomi [21:57] <@XLarissaX> This competition is called "Whatever Floats Your Boat," and here's how it works. [21:57] <+TDIWriter> Who are you like... talking to? [21:57] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: I think Fred is on to me now, ugh... *sighs* That was a long time ago! [21:57] <+TDIWriter> Just like... the air, or [21:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: I'm feeling alive, awake, alert, and enthusiastic this morning. [21:57] <+Fred_Fish_> Because I'm not even a good fish. I constantly break my legs and I don't support you with enough barnacle currency... Or our poor lil Rose! :/ [21:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): C: Yes. I can just feel the charisma oozing from your every orifice. I like it. [21:57] <+Fred_Fish_> I'm just done, go finn with Larry the Lobster! I DON'T CARE!! [21:57] * Fred_Fish_ swims off [21:57] <+Lawnmower> I don't do well with boats [21:57] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: Hey now. Don't get too excited. [21:57] <+NomiMarks> CONF: Boat... as in Jenn! [21:57] <@XLarissaX> I'll ask a series of questions related to Monaco and Monegasque culture. [21:57] <+NancySuzyFish> Fred!!! DON'T BE SO DRAMATIC!!!! :( [21:57] <+TDIWriter> So uh... I'm probably really great at floating boats [21:57] == NomiMarks has changed nick to Nomi|Jenn [21:58] <+NancySuzyFish> NO FRED WAIT!!!! D: [21:58] <+NancySuzyFish> come BACK! [21:58] <+MacArthur> (CONF): You know what would float my boat? A win! I've been immune both cycles, I plan to keep it that way! [21:58] <+JonMacGuire> WELL, I'M ALRIGHT THAT I MISS THIS [21:58] * XLarissaX motions to a group of toy yachts, labeled with the names of competitors [21:58] <+JonMacGuire> WHO THE HELL KNOWS ABOUT MONACO ANYWAY [21:58] <+TDIWriter> I mean, I've never really tried, but [21:58] <@XLarissaX> These yachts are all chained to the F&F Dock. [21:58] * Lawnmower slices at Nomi [21:58] * NancySuzyFish sits on rock and begins sobbing [21:58] <+TDIWriter> I'm usually good at things, so I'll just make the assumption we were all already making. [21:58] <+Nomi|Jenn> let's start already. just shut up. [21:58] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:58] <+Fred_Fish_> I feel so alone RN. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb06eoEuFm1ruxwwio1_400.png [21:59] <@XLarissaX> When I ask a question, the first THREE contestants to get it right will be able to cut one of three ropes connecting it to the dock. [21:59] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:59] * Fred_Fish_ sobs alone [21:59] <+NancySuzyFish> Larissa... BUT [21:59] <TDIWriter> refreshed and ready to go [21:59] <+NancySuzyFish> I am from BIKINI BOTTOM!!! [21:59] == Lawnmower [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I once researched Monaco in middle school. [21:59] <@XLarissaX> The first contestant to cut all three of their ropes and set sail will become the new Power Alliance Leader! [21:59] <+NancySuzyFish> This is unfair!!! I'm NOT educated in the ways of Monaco!!!! [21:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I then gave up. Not enough of the three C's - catacombs, crypts, or crying children - for my liking. [21:59] == Lawnmower [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [21:59] <TDIWriter> I've never been to Monaco [21:59] <+Charmaine> ... [21:59] <TDIWriter> but sure as hell have I PRETENDED to be in Monaco [21:59] <Lawnmower> I'm back [21:59] == Charmaine [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:59] <+NancySuzyFish> THIS IS A LOAD OF BARNACLES! -_- [21:59] <+Nomi|Jenn> CONF: I need someone from Monaco who can help me with this challenge. [21:59] <@XLarissaX> (Refreshing) [21:59] == XLarissaX [48422798@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.66.39.152] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [21:59] <+MacArthur> (CONF): I know absolutely nothing about Monaco. But my worst is etter than most of these people's best. [22:00] * Nomi|Jenn turns around to see Aziz Ansari [22:00] == Charmaine| [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:00] <+Nomi|Jenn> CONF: Close enough [22:00] == Charmaine| has changed nick to Charmaine [22:00] == Nomi|Jenn has changed nick to Nomi|Aziz [22:00] * Lawnmower slices at Nomi [22:00] <+NancySuzyFish> ignoring me because I'm a FISH. Just great! You know, we're... kinda people too! [22:00] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: Bikini Bottom is west of Los Angeles. Am I actually supposed to travel to the Atlantic!? -_- OFC, I don't have any knowledge. [22:00] <Lawnmower> Nomi, you okay? [22:00] <+Nomi|Aziz> I don't know! Am I? [22:00] <Lawnmower> You seem a little different... [22:00] <+Nomi|Aziz> *laugh track* [22:00] * Lawnmower reverses a little [22:00] <TDIWriter> Hey, Nomi [22:00] <Lawnmower> Um... [22:00] == XXLarissaXX [48422798@gateway/web/freenode/ip.72.66.39.152] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:00] <TDIWriter> If you really want a good person in your cluster [22:00] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+o XXLarissaXX] by FriendBot [22:00] <TDIWriter> You gotta put me in there! [22:00] <TDIWriter> I'm great at like, everything [22:00] <TDIWriter> I'm strong [22:00] <TDIWriter> smart [22:01] <TDIWriter> but most of all [22:01] <+Nomi|Aziz> What's a cluster? What's the deal with airplane food? [22:01] <TDIWriter> humble [22:01] <@XXLarissaXX> All right. [22:01] <@XXLarissaXX> Ready for your first question? :) [22:01] <+JonMacGuire> HEY DUDE, I'M THE KING OF COMEDY OVER HERE [22:01] <Charmaine> Ready. [22:01] <+Fred_Fish_> I'm ready... Heart broken, but ready! :/ [22:01] * JonMacGuire is sitting in a chair [22:01] <Charmaine> Can you + me? [22:01] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I have been heartbroken before. [22:01] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: I strongly feel Larissa doesn't like me because I have an amazing HUSBAND and an amazing FAMily and an amazing LFIE. [22:01] <TDIWriter> QUESTIONS ARE MY SHIT [22:01] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Charmaine] by XXLarissaXX [22:01] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Then the darkness poured into my heart. [22:01] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Lawnmower] by XXLarissaXX [22:01] <TDIWriter> LET'S DO IT [22:01] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v TDIWriter] by XXLarissaXX [22:01] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I was never the same again. [22:01] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: That's hot. [22:01] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXJpYysvNQ [22:01] <+Fred_Fish_> I could honestly do with a Krabby Patty right now, but I voted Spongebob off and kept that cheating UGLY NANCY! -_- [22:01] <+Lawnmower> (How many to win?) [22:01] <@XXLarissaXX> Let's begin. [22:02] <@XXLarissaXX> Remember, the first THREE to answer correctly will be able to cut away one of their three ropes. [22:02] <+Nomi|Aziz> Thank you guys for coming out here tonight! Thanks for paying me money to watch me tell jokes! [22:02] <@XXLarissaXX> The first to cut all three ropes and set sail will become the new Power Alliance Leader. [22:02] <@XXLarissaXX> First question! [22:02] <+Lawnmower> Ooh, fun [22:02] <+Nomi|Aziz> No flash photography! [22:02] <+Nomi|Aziz> *laugh track* [22:02] <@XXLarissaXX> Which American actress eventually married into the Monegasque royal family? [22:02] <+Lawnmower> Nomi...? [22:02] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Grace Kelly [22:02] <+TDIWriter> Grace Kelly [22:02] <+Charmaine> Grace Kelly [22:03] <+Nomi|Aziz> Prince Rainier III of Monaco [22:03] <+Lawnmower> grace kelly [22:03] <+Nomi|Aziz> grace kelly [22:03] <+Fred_Fish_> Prince Rainer III of Monaco [22:03] <+Nomi|Aziz> Dang! *laugh track* [22:03] <+MacArthur> Grace Kelly apparently! [22:03] <@XXLarissaXX> Crimson & Ennui, Charmaine, and TDIWriter all are able to cut a piece of rope away! [22:03] <+TDIWriter> I CUT SO MUCH ROPE [22:03] <+Charmaine> Damn right. [22:03] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Whatever Floats Your Boat | TDIWriter - 1 / C&E - 1 / Charmaine - 1 [22:03] <+TDIWriter> I CUT ROPES AT BOBDAWG CUTTING FISH-EFFICIENCY [22:03] * TDIWriter cuts rope with moderate efficiency [22:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Grace Kelly died when she was young. [22:04] * CrimsonAndEnnui say nothing else [22:04] <+TDIWriter> I AM THE BEST ROPE CUTTER [22:04] <+TDIWriter> EVER [22:04] <+NancySuzyFish> -_- [22:04] <+Lawnmower> Good job y'all! [22:04] <+Lawnmower> :) [22:04] <@FriendBot> Second question! [22:04] <+TDIWriter> But uh, like, otherwise [22:04] <+Fred_Fish_> I could use my broken heart to cut the rope TBH. But I've lost the motivation... [22:04] <+NancySuzyFish> CAN I CUT FRED'S ROPE AND HIS LEG TOO!?? [22:04] <+TDIWriter> Let's do this challenge. [22:04] <@FriendBot> True or false? Monte Carlo is the capital city of Monaco. [22:04] <+Charmaine> True [22:04] <+Lawnmower> true [22:04] <+TDIWriter> false [22:04] <+Lawnmower> false [22:04] <+NancySuzyFish> False [22:04] <+NancySuzyFish> True [22:04] <+Fred_Fish_> CUT MY LEG!? I'm not the one WHO HAS TWO FAMILIES! [22:04] <@FriendBot> The correct answer is...False! [22:04] <+Nomi|Aziz> No flash photography! [22:04] <+Nomi|Aziz> *laugh track* [22:04] <+TDIWriter> GET IT ME [22:04] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [22:04] <+TDIWriter> I AM ME [22:04] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We got cocky. [22:04] <+Nomi|Aziz> Nomi, I'm trying. Chill! [22:04] <+TDIWriter> I WILL GET IT [22:04] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: No more. [22:04] <@FriendBot> TDIWriter, Lawnmower, and Nancy are all able to cut a rope away. [22:05] <+TDIWriter> Ha, a bit pumped, you know? [22:05] * NancySuzyFish cuts Fred's rope [22:05] <+Charmaine> Guys, let's all make a pact. The top two behind the winner get to be in the Power Alliance? [22:05] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [22:05] <+Lawnmower> :D [22:05] <+NancySuzyFish> CHEER UP HONEY!!! >:( [22:05] == FriendBot changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Whatever Floats Your Boat | TDIWriter - 2 / Nancy - 1 / Lawnmower - 1 / C&E - 1 / Charmaine - 1 [22:05] == Draspec [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [22:05] <+Nomi|Aziz> If you say you're not a feminist, that means you don't want women to have equal rights! That's what you're saying! [22:05] <+Nomi|Aziz> *laugh track* [22:05] <+Lawnmower> Good job 'Writer! [22:05] <+Fred_Fish_> Maybe I don't want to... HONEY! -_- @Nancy [22:05] <+TDIWriter> Man, Aziz is like [22:05] <+TDIWriter> less funny than me [22:05] <+NancySuzyFish> if you wanna play DIRTY... then I'll show you dirty! -_- [22:05] * Lawnmower throws grass up in celebration [22:05] <+Fred_Fish_> That's probably what you say to the OTHER fish too! [22:05] <+TDIWriter> Like, that's not really much of an insult, but like [22:05] <+Lawnmower> Can I give mah rope to 'Writer? [22:05] <+Lawnmower> @ Larissa [22:05] <@XXLarissaXX> Third question. [22:05] <+TDIWriter> He ISN'T being funny. [22:05] <+MacArthur> (CONF): Maybe monaco trivia is not my strong suit. [22:05] <+Nomi|Aziz> Not funny? Then why did you pay money to see me! [22:05] <+Nomi|Aziz> *laugh track* [22:06] <+Fred_Fish_> Dirty? As in finning with everyfish in Bikini Bottom!?! You've already done that, hun! [22:06] * Lawnmower gulp [22:06] <+NancySuzyFish> DO YOU SEE MY GAME FACE FRED!!!??? http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2013-03/357789/3958959_640px.jpg?1434163387 [22:06] <+Lawnmower> Nomi, I don't think this is a good idea... [22:06] * Nomi|Aziz faints [22:06] == Nomi|Aziz has changed nick to NomiMarks [22:06] <@XXLarissaXX> Although French is the official language of Monaco, what new dialect did Monaco create? [22:06] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T MESS WITH ME X!!!! [22:06] <+NomiMarks> english? [22:06] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Monegasque [22:06] <+Fred_Fish_> monacian [22:06] <+TDIWriter> monegasque [22:06] <+Fred_Fish_> monesgasque [22:06] <+NomiMarks> ligurian? [22:06] <+MacArthur> monegasque [22:06] <+Charmaine> Ligurian [22:06] <+NancySuzyFish> ligurian? [22:06] <@FriendBot> *TDIWriter's boat sets sail* [22:06] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! @'Writer [22:06] <@XXLarissaXX> Congratulations, TDIWriter! [22:06] <+TDIWriter> I'M SAILLLLLLLINGGGGGGG [22:06] <+Lawnmower> Congrats! [22:06] <+TDIWriter> AWAYYYYYYYYYY [22:06] <@XXLarissaXX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [22:06] <+Lawnmower> :) [22:06] <+Fred_Fish_> Congratulation!! [22:06] <+MacArthur> Congrats, man! [22:06] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GOSH!!! -_- [22:06] <@XXLarissaXX> :) [22:06] <+TDIWriter> I AM IN THE POWER! [22:06] <+TDIWriter> I AM GOD! [22:07] <+TDIWriter> I AM INVINCIBLE! [22:07] <+NomiMarks> CONF: My cluster was COMPLETELY useless in that challenge. [22:07] <+TDIWriter> NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! [22:07] <+NancySuzyFish> I WAS JUST GUESSING YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME /SOME/ CREDIT!!! [22:07] <+TDIWriter> MUAHAHAHAHAHAH! [22:07] * Lawnmower throws grass up over TDIwriter [22:07] <+NancySuzyFish> But HONESTLY how biased can you be against fish!? [22:07] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I am enraged. [22:07] <+NancySuzyFish> I haven't been to no Monaco!!! [22:07] * CrimsonAndEnnui have a completely blank expression [22:07] * NancySuzyFish has a completely angry expression [22:07] <@XXLarissaXX> TDIWriter, you have 2 minutes to decide who YOU want to include in your Power Alliance. [22:07] <+Fred_Fish_> About to slap the FINN out of you!! -_- @Nancy http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb97b8Z7tS1ruxwwio1_500.png [22:07] * Lawnmower mows about the house [22:08] <+Fred_Fish_> Don't question a fish when he's angry! ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT FISH IS FRED FUCKING FISHMAN!! -_- [22:08] <+TDIWriter> Two minutes, huh? [22:08] <+TDIWriter> Well I ALREADY KNOW what to do. [22:08] <+TDIWriter> Because I have such foresight [22:08] <+TDIWriter> I mean, like [22:08] <+TDIWriter> my foresight [22:08] <+Fred_Fish_> TDWriter, PM me I'd like to talk to you! :) [22:08] <+TDIWriter> pretty much fivesight [22:08] <+NancySuzyFish> ARE YOU SURE YOU COULD EVEN MAKE IT OVER HERE WITH THAT... [22:08] <+NancySuzyFish> LEG OF YOURS!? -_- @FRED [22:08] <+Charmaine> TDWriter, pick the top two in the challenge besides you. [22:08] <+Charmaine> It's only fair. [22:09] <+TDIWriter> Since when is anything fair [22:09] <+NancySuzyFish> TDI [22:09] <+TDIWriter> The only fair thing is my judgement [22:09] <+TDIWriter> Which trumps all. [22:09] <+NancySuzyFish> I NEED this!!!! [22:09] == FriendBot changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 3 ~ Leader: TDIWriter | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA [22:09] <+NancySuzyFish> me and my HUSBAND need this! [22:09] <+Fred_Fish_> DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY LEG!! -_- [22:09] <+Lawnmower> (CONF): I cut the grass. Cut cut, slice slice, cruise cruise [22:09] <+NancySuzyFish> I WILL KICK PUNCH SLAP THAT LEG IF YOU MAKE ME!!!! [22:09] <+TDIWriter> I HAVE MADETH MY DECISION [22:09] <+TDIWriter> ETH [22:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Good. [22:10] <+Charmaine> You better not pick me. [22:10] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Will it be the correct decision? [22:10] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: I preferred the nice and loving Nancy... sigh. [22:10] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Time will tell. [22:10] <+TDIWriter> OKAY [22:10] <+TDIWriter> MY CHOICE [22:10] <+TDIWriter> FOR MY POWER ALLIES [22:10] <+TDIWriter> I choose... [22:10] <+TDIWriter> Lawnmower, cuz lawnmowers are chill [22:10] <+TDIWriter> And Jon, cuz Jon is chill. [22:10] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [22:10] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU [22:10] <+TDIWriter> Together... we'll be the chillest threesome EVER! [22:10] <+Fred_Fish_> C: By the way, if my LAWYERS ARE SEEING THIS. You can begin my case for FULL custody of Rose fish. That evil witch Nancy is NOT touching my fish! [22:10] <+Lawnmower> Thanks 'Writer :D [22:10] * MacArthur sighs [22:10] <+MacArthur> (CONF): Not immune... [22:10] <@XXLarissaXX> Congrats, Lawnmower and Jon! [22:10] <+TDIWriter> No need to thank me, but thank me, yes. [22:10] <@XXLarissaXX> :) [22:11] <+MacArthur> (CONF) I feel so powerless.... [22:11] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Why did you just put a "C:" in front of your speech. [22:11] <@XXLarissaXX> You have been selected to make a pivotal vote later in the cycle. [22:11] <+NancySuzyFish> IF THE LAWYERS AR SEEING THIS I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE TAKING CUSTODY OF THE CHILD~ [22:11] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 3 ~ Leader: TDIWriter | Members: Jon, Lawnmower | Immune: TBA [22:11] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Imposter. [22:11] <+Charmaine> ... [22:11] <+Charmaine> Hello? [22:11] == Charmaine [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [22:11] * JonMacGuire jumps [22:11] <+JonMacGuire> YEAAAAAH [22:11] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU'VE BEEN ABUSING ME FRED!!!! THAT'S ALL YOU DO!!! [22:11] * JonMacGuire scampers off [22:12] <+NancySuzyFish> I thought we were in LOVE again! [22:12] == Charmaine| [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:12] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: What is love? [22:12] <+Fred_Fish_> INLOVE!? That was merely another one of your lies. [22:12] == Charmaine| has changed nick to Charmaine [22:12] <+NancySuzyFish> But no, you just can't keep your promises! Just like yesterday when you didn't do the laundry like I ASKED!!! [22:12] * NomiMarks looks around and sees Jenn, Vanessa, So, Austin, Aziz and the two other sensates: the Grim Reaper + Ron Stoppable [22:12] <+NomiMarks> *nose starts to bleed* [22:12] <+NancySuzyFish> SUCH A liar! -_- [22:12] <+Fred_Fish_> Just because I don't have nice pecs like Larry the Lobster doesn't mean I'm worthless!! -_- [22:12] * NomiMarks faints [22:12] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Is it just a creation of the psyche? [22:12] <+NancySuzyFish> I didn't say you were WORTHLESS, only sometimes! [22:12] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Nothing is real. [22:12] <Charmaine> ... [22:13] <Charmaine> Lobsters have pecs? [22:13] <@XXLarissaXX> Attention other contestants! [22:13] <+NomiMarks> ... who... are.. you people? [22:13] <@XXLarissaXX> You have THREE minutes before you will have to cast your votes. [22:13] <+NancySuzyFish> LARRY SURE DOES!!! @CHARMAINE [22:13] <Charmaine> Who's immune? [22:13] * NancySuzyFish clasps hands [22:13] <+NancySuzyFish> HE'S SOOOO RAD!!! [22:13] <+Fred_Fish_> ONLY SOMETIMES!? I'm looking after Rose Fish as you're sleeping around missy!! That isn't exactly good fish parenting on your part. All you do is drop Rose off at Ms. Puffs. That is IT! [22:13] <+Lawnmower> Slice slice slice [22:13] <+Lawnmower> It's like a roll a dice [22:13] <+TDIWriter> You talking about me, Nancy? [22:13] <+TDIWriter> Cuz, like [22:13] <+TDIWriter> yeah [22:13] <+TDIWriter> I am. [22:13] <+TDIWriter> Thanks. [22:13] == NomiMarks [18babb96@gateway/web/freenode/ip.24.186.187.150] has left #Friends&Foes2 [] [22:13] <+NancySuzyFish> He has pure lobster muscle!!!! [22:14] <+Fred_Fish_> AND SO DO I! [22:14] <+NancySuzyFish> YOU'RE A FISH FRED [22:14] <+NancySuzyFish> NOT A DAMN LOBSTER BARNACLE BRAIN!!!! [22:14] <+Fred_Fish_> LOOK AT THIS FLAWLESS BODY! https://s3.amazonaws.com/prod_sussleimg/Fred-Fish-e17c343d9fae8732a4bec6f74c2a6f21.png [22:14] <@FriendBot> *car zooms by* [22:14] <@FriendBot> WELCOME TO THE FRIENDS & FOES GRAND PRIX! [22:14] <+NancySuzyFish> I TOLD YOU. YOUR BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF PLANKTON!!!! [22:14] <+Fred_Fish_> I AM A DESIRABLE FISH, AND IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT THEN LEAVE!! [22:14] <@FriendBot> PUZZLE: https://www.proprofs.com/games/puzzle/sliding/grand-prix/ [22:14] <@FriendBot> Complete this slide puzzle, screenshot proof that you have completed it, and post it here after uploading it to an image hosting site! [22:15] <+Lawnmower> It doesn't work [22:15] <@FriendBot> The FIRST person to post their link will win this race! [22:15] <Charmaine> The puzzle doesn't work. [22:15] <+TDIWriter> Nor do I. [22:15] <+TDIWriter> I am, as they say [22:15] <+TDIWriter> FUNemployed. [22:15] <+TDIWriter> I have a good time. [22:15] <+NancySuzyFish> A RACE BUT I CAN'T RUN I HAVE TO SWIM [22:15] <@FriendBot> (Technical difficulties, please stand by.) [22:15] <+MacArthur> I can't be immune! [22:15] <+MacArthur> This is the worst! [22:15] <+NancySuzyFish> AND I CAN'T ON LAND I'M NOT READY FOR THIS [22:16] <+NancySuzyFish> ALSO FRED I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR HIGHWATERS!!!! STOP DRESSING LIKE A GEEK!!!! [22:16] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: The puzzle does not work. [22:16] <@FriendBot> ~ NEW GRAND PRIX TASK ~ [22:16] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: My mind is puzzling enough, however. [22:16] <+NancySuzyFish> I THOUGHT DEBBIE WOULD KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU!!!! BEING A STYLIST AND ALL... [22:16] <+NancySuzyFish> BUT NO. you're STILL dumb as a bag of coral!!!! [22:16] <Charmaine> Oh damn. [22:17] <+NancySuzyFish> -_- [22:17] <@FriendBot> TASK: The FIRST contestant to make elephant noises will be immune! [22:17] <Charmaine> *makes elephangt noises* [22:17] * NancySuzyFish makes elephant noises [22:17] <@XXLarissaXX> Congratulations, Charmaine! [22:17] <Charmaine> Larissa, + me. [22:17] <+NancySuzyFish> WHAT NOISES DOES AN ELEPHANT MAKE!??!?!?!? [22:17] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v Charmaine] by XXLarissaXX [22:17] <@XXLarissaXX> You are immune this week. [22:17] <@XXLarissaXX> However, I do have an announcement to make. [22:17] <+Charmaine> Thanks, couldn't tell. [22:17] <+Charmaine> Oh shit. [22:17] <@XXLarissaXX> As you can see, Nomi is no longer in the house. [22:17] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: That challenge was naturally unfair. Does it look like I've been to the Sahara!?! -_- [22:17] <+NancySuzyFish> I AM A FISH PEOPLE REMEMBER!!! [22:18] <+Charmaine> Oh okay that's fine. [22:18] <+Fred_Fish_> Same Nancy, same. [22:18] <+TDIWriter> Yeah, Nomi like died, right? [22:18] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: This means me and FRED ARE ON THE BLOCK!!! OHNOOHNONOHOHOOH [22:18] <+Fred_Fish_> Wait, I forgot. I'm still mad at you! -_- [22:18] <@XXLarissaXX> After suffering from medical trauma while in the game, she has been removed from the game to pursue treatment. [22:18] <+TDIWriter> All I can say is... [22:18] * TDIWriter bows head respectfully [22:18] <+Fred_Fish_> Go away ugly fish!! >:( [22:18] <+TDIWriter> THANK GOD it wasn't me [22:18] <+TDIWriter> Huh? [22:18] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED YOU'RE SUCH A CHILD!!!! [22:18] <+MacArthur> Some people just can't handle the game. [22:18] <+MacArthur> Sad [22:18] <+TDIWriter> I can handle anything. [22:18] * TDIWriter winks at MacArthur [22:18] <+NancySuzyFish> GET YOUR FINNS AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! [22:18] <+TDIWriter> not that I like, would, but like [22:18] * NancySuzyFish slaps Fred's hand [22:18] <+TDIWriter> I totally could. [22:19] <+Fred_Fish_> I'm not touching you. [22:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I can handle anything. [22:19] <+NancySuzyFish> ....and I thought this had ENDED! But no, it's JUST beginning!!!! -_- [22:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: My mind is a blank slate. [22:19] <+Fred_Fish_> I'd rather touch Pearl Krabs with my finns! -_- [22:19] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED STOP LYING!!!!!!! [22:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: That is very philosophical. [22:19] <@XXLarissaXX> Now, all contestants other than TDIWriter, Jon, and Lawnmower-- [22:19] <+Fred_Fish_> She at least is CURVY!! [22:19] <@XXLarissaXX> Please cast your votes by PMing me who YOU believe should leave the house this cycle. [22:20] <+TDIWriter> Wait, Larissa [22:20] <+Fred_Fish_> Riding Pearl's booty like. http://static.tumblr.com/e52e2bbab23dd891150b8e70137368cb/uwsfrhj/1k7ne4pwy/tumblr_static_70bbd2z1lu88k04sscw00c888.png [22:20] <+TDIWriter> Just spitballing here, but like [22:20] <@XXLarissaXX> You have THREE minutes to make this important decision. [22:20] <+TDIWriter> if everyone here voted like [22:20] <+TDIWriter> for you [22:20] <+TDIWriter> would you be out? [22:20] * XXLarissaXX laughs [22:20] <+TDIWriter> Heh, I am funny, huh./ [22:20] * Lawnmower mowes the living room [22:20] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 3 ~ Leader: TDIWriter | Members: Jon, Lawnmower | Immune: Charmaine [22:21] <+NancySuzyFish> CONF: mE AND FRED WERE JUST GETTING BACK TOGETHER AND NOW THEY'R TRYING TO TEAR US APART THE AGONY [22:21] <+Fred_Fish_> (PM me Larissa) [22:22] * TDIWriter whistles [22:22] <+TDIWriter> So uh... I could like [22:22] <+TDIWriter> tell a story? [22:22] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH MAN I'M ALL FOR IT [22:22] <+Lawnmower> Yeah! [22:22] <+TDIWriter> So um [22:22] <+TDIWriter> last wee [22:23] <@XXLarissaXX> Contestants! [22:23] <+TDIWriter> I was at the Stones concert [22:23] <+TDIWriter> and by that I mean [22:23] <@XXLarissaXX> The votes have all been cast. [22:23] <+NancySuzyFish> OH MY GODOO FRED YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME [22:23] <+TDIWriter> the Mighty Mighty BosStones [22:23] <+TDIWriter> and like [22:23] <+TDIWriter> there was this guy [22:23] <+TDIWriter> and he was like [22:23] <+TDIWriter> "Brandon, you're my hero" [22:23] <+TDIWriter> and like, I didn't even know him, but I was just like [22:23] <+NancySuzyFish> AND I EVEN PUT YOUR FAVORITE LIPSTICK ON!!!! http://en.spongepedia.org/images/c/c2/NancyHead.JPG [22:23] <+TDIWriter> "yes, yes I am." [22:23] <+TDIWriter> And that's like, pretty much the story. [22:23] <+JonMacGuire> YOU'RE ALL OUR HERO, MAN [22:23] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE, REALLY [22:23] <+MacArthur> Wow. [22:23] <+NancySuzyFish> I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING BACKTOGETER!!!!!! [22:23] <+MacArthur> Inspiring. [22:23] * MacArthur rolls eyes [22:23] <@XXLarissaXX> The vote was 2 to 2 to 1. [22:23] <+Fred_Fish_> And Nancy! [22:23] <+MacArthur> @TDIWriter [22:23] <+TDIWriter> I am, thanks. [22:23] <@XXLarissaXX> Meaning, once again, TWO of you will be targets this week. [22:24] * MacArthur grits teeth [22:24] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [22:24] <+Fred_Fish_> I remember yesterday I made you a burger like this! And you were all like: "NTY You're ugly!" http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kzKZchtx--/xtviyiyvr2oterc4sdqj.png [22:24] <+Fred_Fish_> So. [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> For winning this cycle's Grand Prix task, Charmaine, you are safe. [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> With 0 votes against... [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> Crimson & Ennui, you are also safe. [22:24] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I am ecstatic. [22:24] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I will take a victory nap. [22:24] <+JonMacGuire> DUDE IT'S CALLED A KRABBY PATTY [22:24] <+JonMacGuire> NOT A BURGER [22:24] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *casually falls asleep* [22:24] * XXLarissaXX looks at Nancy/MacArthur/Fred [22:24] <+JonMacGuire> I WATCHED SPONGEBOB AS A KID TOO [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> With 2 votes against... [22:24] <+Fred_Fish_> DID YOU LIVE IN BIKINI BOTTOM!? No. [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> NANCY, you are a Target this cycle. [22:24] <@XXLarissaXX> With only 1 vote against... [22:25] <@XXLarissaXX> Fred, you are safe. [22:25] <+Fred_Fish_> The Krusty Krab doesn't even exist IRL, oh my fin. [22:25] * Lawnmower slices [22:25] <+NancySuzyFish> CHARMAIN OH YM GOD!!!!!! [22:25] <+Fred_Fish_> It's all staged for that damn kids show. [22:25] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur and Nancy, you are the Targets for elimination. [22:25] <+MacArthur> Thanks guys. [22:25] <+NancySuzyFish> I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF THIS CHEATER!!! AND YOU DO WHAT!??!? [22:25] <+MacArthur> Really appreciate it. [22:25] * XXLarissaXX turns to Power Alliance [22:25] <@XXLarissaXX> TDIWriter, Jon, and Lawnmower. [22:25] <+Lawnmower> Aw [22:25] <@XXLarissaXX> It is YOUR turn to PM me your vote and decide who should leave F&F: Monaco tonight. [22:25] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED I AM SORRY I LOVE YOU SAVE ME!!!! [22:25] <+Fred_Fish_> CONF: I sort of want MacArthur gone. But the idea of Nancy leave... *smile* [22:25] <+Lawnmower> But I like them [22:25] <+Lawnmower> :( [22:25] <@XXLarissaXX> You have two minutes. [22:25] <+Lawnmower> Y'all please don't take it personal... [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> we haven't gone on our very special Monaco date yet!!!! [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> FUCK KRABBY PATTIES I WANT REAL FOOD PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU [22:26] * NancySuzyFish sobs [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T RIP US APAAARTTTTT [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> WE'RE JUST GETTING BACK TOGETHER!!!! [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> AND I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T EVER!!! :'( [22:26] <+NancySuzyFish> PLEASE. [22:27] <+NancySuzyFish> SAVE ME AND SAVE MY MARRIAGE. [22:27] * NancySuzyFish exaggeratedly sobs [22:27] == NancySuzyFish [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [22:28] <+TDIWriter>. [22:28] == FredFish [632c85fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.44.133.251] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:28] <@XXLarissaXX> Lawnmower, I need your decision. [22:28] <FredFish> (Sorry!) [22:28] == NancySuzyFish [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has joined #Friends&Foes2

[22:28] <FredFish> (Can everyone PM me back, I can't PM so) [22:28] == Fred_Fish_ was kicked from #Friends&Foes2 by XXLarissaXX [wibble] [22:28] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v FredFish] by XXLarissaXX [22:28] <NancySuzyFish> DID YOU GUYS HEAR ME!!??? [22:28] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [+v NancySuzyFish] by XXLarissaXX [22:28] <+NancySuzyFish> DON'T TEAR THIS MARRIAGE APART!!!! [22:28] <+FredFish> Nancy, as if I wanted a Monaco date with you! [22:28] <@XXLarissaXX> Contestants! [22:28] * NancySuzyFish takes a deep breathe [22:28] <@XXLarissaXX> The votes are all in. [22:28] <+FredFish> Don't worry guys you can tear it apart. I'm honestly done with this psychotic fish. [22:29] * FredFish waves finn in a z-formation [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> When I reveal who has voted for who, the eliminated contestant must say their goodbyes and leave the competition immediately. [22:29] <+NancySuzyFish> I AM NOT SAYING GOODBYE!!!! [22:29] * XXLarissaXX opens envelope [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> TDIWriter has voted for... [22:29] <+NancySuzyFish> I REGRET THE DAYS GONE BY!!!! I REGRET THE FIGHTING I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE FRED!!!! [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur. [22:29] <+FredFish> https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1021919257/avatar.jpg This is my leaving you face! @Nancy [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> Lawnmower has voted... [22:29] * XXLarissaXX opens envelope [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> for Nancy. [22:29] * NancySuzyFish CRIES [22:29] <@XXLarissaXX> The vote is 1 to 1. [22:29] * Lawnmower looks down sheepishly [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> IT'S ME IT'S ME IT'S ME [22:30] <@XXLarissaXX> It all comes down to Jon. [22:30] <+FredFish> Goodbye, hun! >:) [22:30] * XXLarissaXX takes Jon's envelope [22:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: The suspense is murdering me. [22:30] * XXLarissaXX opens and reads envelope [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW IT!!! FRED [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> FRED [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> GUESS WHAT [22:30] <@XXLarissaXX> ... [22:30] * MacArthur grits teeth [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> I HAVE A BOYFREIDN I AM LEVING YOU FOR I DON [22:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: *pokes Ennui* [22:30] <@XXLarissaXX> With 2 votes to eliminate from the Power Alliance... [22:30] <+FredFish> Same. [22:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: He has not risen yet. [22:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: He will awaken soon. [22:30] <+NancySuzyFish> 'T REALLY LOVE YOU IT WAS ALL A SHAM!!! [22:30] <@XXLarissaXX> Nancy, unfortunately, you are out of the Friends & Foes competition. :( [22:30] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [-v NancySuzyFish] by XXLarissaXX [22:30] <+FredFish> WELL GUESS WHAT!? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO! >:D [22:30] * NancySuzyFish fills with RAGE [22:30] * MacArthur sighs of relief [22:30] * Lawnmower mows away furiously [22:30] <+FredFish> Wait, oops. I mean GF. [22:30] <+JonMacGuire> I'M SORRY MAN, SOME THINGS JUST HAVE TO HAPPEN [22:30] <+MacArthur> (CONF) DO YOU SEE WHY I LIKE IMMUNITY? [22:30] <+FredFish> CONF: YES! YES! YES! YES! [22:30] <+TDIWriter> Wait, so like [22:31] <+TDIWriter> the person I voted for [22:31] <+TDIWriter> ISN'T out? [22:31] <+TDIWriter> tf [22:31] <NancySuzyFish> FRED FUCK YOU!!!! YOU WON'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ME IN THIS COMPETITION!!!! I'M GOING STRAIGHT HOME, TAKING TULIP AND LEAVING YOUR ASS!!! -_- [22:31] <+FredFish> HER NAMES ROSE YOU DUMB FISH!! [22:31] <NancySuzyFish> I HAVE A NEW MAN!!! [22:31] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA [22:31] <+FredFish> Honestly you've been eating WAY too many barnacles!! [22:31] <+FredFish> -_- [22:31] <@XXLarissaXX> Cycle 3 Over [22:31] <+FredFish> Bye. [22:31] <NancySuzyFish> DONT TELL ME WHAT MY CHILD IS NAME YOU'RE A LOAD OF BARNACLES!!!! [22:31] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *wakes up* [22:31] <+JonMacGuire> I'M REALLY EXCITED TO BE IN THE CHALLENGE AGAIN, HONESTLY [22:31] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Just another monotone, colorless day. My favorite. [22:32] <+JonMacGuire> IT'S A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO WIN, AND ALl [22:32] == NancySuzyFish [ae3c3961@gateway/web/freenode/ip.174.60.57.97] has quit [Client Quit] [22:32] <+JonMacGuire> I REALLY ENJOY LIFE AND I HOPE NOBODY WOULD TRY TO KEEP ME FROM DOING THAT [22:32] <+FredFish> CONF: Don't get me wrong. I really truly love Nancy, but I also hated her? That white ass weave, IDK. I had enough honestly. [22:32] <+Lawnmower> (CONF) *sighs* I'm trusty... *wipes a tear of fuel* [22:33] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Ugh. Now that Nancy is gone, Fred will come for me. [22:33] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I will protect you. [22:33] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *stares menacingly at Fred* [22:33] * FredFish swims to Crimson [22:33] <+FredFish> Hey, I like... the color of your skin! ;) [22:33] * Lawnmower sadly mows the house's carpet [22:33] <+Charmaine> What is that supposed to mean? [22:33] <+JonMacGuire> DUDE THAT'S NOT EVEN OKAY TO SAY [22:33] <+FredFish> Do you want to, maybe take this somewhere private. PM, perhaps? ;) [22:33] <+JonMacGuire> YOU DON'T LOOK AT A HEAVILY-MARGINALIZED GROUP AND BE LIKE [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> "OOH YOUR SKIN COLOR IS COOL" [22:34] * JonMacGuire jumps in front of Crimson [22:34] == Draspec [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> LIKE, HONESTLY, I'M JUST TRYING TO PROTECT YOU HERE [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> I'M KIND OF WORRIED OF WHAT THIS GUY CAN DO [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> FRED, JUST LETTING YOU KNOW, I MIGHT SEEM LIKE A FUNNY GUY, LIKE, UNASSUMING [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> BUT I CAN TAKE YOU DOWN [22:34] <+Charmaine> Never mind the fact that saying you like someone's skin color is troublesome to begin with? [22:34] <Draspec> (who all is left) [22:34] <+JonMacGuire> WITH MY JOKES [22:34] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: You do? [22:34] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I tan. [22:34] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Never. [22:34] <@XXLarissaXX> Contestants! [22:34] * XXLarissaXX pops up on TV [22:34] <+TDIWriter> Do I not get to compete? [22:35] <+TDIWriter> Cuz that's lame. [22:35] <@XXLarissaXX> Please head to the front yard for your next competition! [22:35] <+Lawnmower> Larissa! [22:35] <@XXLarissaXX> :) [22:35] <+Lawnmower> slice slice slice [22:35] <Draspec> (who all is left!!!!!!!!!) [22:35] <+FredFish> I'M READY TO PLAY FOR BIKINI BOTTOM. I GOT THIS. https://s3.amazonaws.com/prod_sussleimg/Fred-Fish-e17c343d9fae8732a4bec6f74c2a6f21.png [22:35] <+MacArthur> (Charmain/Crimson and Ennui/Fred/Jon/Lawnmower/Macarthur/TDIWriter f7) [22:35] <+Lawnmower> You look like the cream on ice :D [22:35] <+MacArthur> @Da [22:35] <+FredFish> Lemme flex. [22:35] * FredFish flexes [22:35] <+MacArthur> *Dra [22:35] <+FredFish> I'm ready. [22:35] <@FriendBot> *front yard is decorated with honeycombs and beehive paraphernalia* [22:35] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Bees? [22:35] <@XXLarissaXX> It's time to crown a new Power Alliance Leader! ^_^ [22:35] <+TDIWriter> If I were a Bee [22:35] <+TDIWriter> I'd be like [22:35] <+TDIWriter> the best bee [22:35] <+TDIWriter> probably. [22:35] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Violent creatures who seem to have no reason on this planet other than to sting others. [22:35] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: My kind of animal. [22:36] <+FredFish> CONF: The fact that I'm the only one left from Bikini Bottom. Hm. It sucks, I am lonely. But knowing I have Nancy... hopefully, and a Krabby Pattie waiting for me at home. I'm ready! <3 [22:36] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Don't get too bloodthirsty. [22:36] <@XXLarissaXX> As the previous PA Leader, TDIWriter cannot compete in this competition. [22:36] <+MacArthur> (CONF): Ugh, bees. Had a case with a beekeeper who was very resistant to arrest. Let's just say I've never taken a bullet, but I have taken many stings. [22:36] <+TDIWriter> Hell yeah! [22:36] <+TDIWriter> I'm the best! [22:36] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT SO LIKE [22:36] <@XXLarissaXX> This competition is called "Follow the Hivemind," and here's how it works. [22:36] * TDIWriter lies in pool of honey [22:36] * Lawnmower sighs [22:36] <+JonMacGuire> THERE'S A SPORT--IT'S CALLED BASEBALL [22:36] <+Lawnmower> Alright! [22:36] <+Lawnmower> Let's do this! [22:36] <+JonMacGuire> BUT IT'S NOT REALLY A SPORT [22:36] <@XXLarissaXX> Every round, I'll ask a question about the other contestants left in the game. [22:36] * Lawnmower vrooms his engine [22:36] <+FredFish> https://s3.amazonaws.com/prod_sussleimg/Fred-Fish-e17c343d9fae8732a4bec6f74c2a6f21.png [22:36] <+JonMacGuire> IT'S ELEVEN GUYS, WITH THEIR DICKS OUT, FIGHTING OVER A BALL [22:36] <+JonMacGuire> HOW DUMB IS THAT [22:36] * JonMacGuire laughs [22:36] * Lawnmower mows some of the turf on accident [22:36] <@XXLarissaXX> It is YOUR job to, within 20 seconds, PM me which of the two presented answers you feel is more fitting. [22:36] <@XXLarissaXX> These are all OPINION questions. [22:37] <+Lawnmower> hold on brb [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> If you answer within the majority, you stay in the competition. [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> If you answer within the minority, you are out. [22:37] <+Lawnmower> back [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> ... [22:37] <+Charmaine> What's the name of this? [22:37] * JonMacGuire raises hand [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> WAIT, just kidding. [22:37] <+Charmaine> Majority Report? [22:37] <+JonMacGuire> WHAT IF THERE'S AN F2--k [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> You are not out; you are NOT out. [22:37] <+FredFish> I need to win this. I am NOT going back to my 2$ a hour job. Ms. Puff can clean her own damn crusty floors!http://en.spongepedia.org/images/e/e5/Fred2.jpg [22:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We've been paying attention to the other teams. [22:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: We've got lots to say. [22:37] <+MacArthur> (CONF) This is basically a profiling challenge! As a cop, I racially profile all the time! [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> If you answer within the majority, you are able to fill one of your five honeycombs with F&F Honey. [22:37] <@XXLarissaXX> If you don't...then you don;t. [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> The first contestant to fill all five honeycombs will become the new Power Alliance Leader. [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> Does everyone understand? [22:38] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Yes. [22:38] <+Charmaine> Yeah. [22:38] * Lawnmower vrooms his mower [22:38] <+MacArthur> Yep! [22:38] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT, YEAH, DUDE [22:38] <+Lawnmower> Let's do this y'all! [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> Remember, you are answering these questions with YOUR opinion in my PM. [22:38] <+JonMacGuire> I'M PRETTY GOOD AT FOLLOWING TRENDS. [22:38] <+FredFish> CONF: Nancy if you're seeing this... I MISS YOU BABE! </3 ILY, TAKE CARE OF LIL ROSE FOR ME! Also don't get fat on those Krabby Patties or I'll actually leave you. Cuz that's gross. [22:38] <+JonMacGuire> FOR EXAMPLE, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BASEBALL [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> Who's ready to play "Follow the Hivemind"? :) [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTXJpYysvNQ [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> You have 20 seconds to PM me your answers to each question. [22:38] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND ONE -- [22:38] <+FredFish> I wasn't listening oops. Too busy mourning. [22:39] <+JonMacGuire> I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR DUMB REALITY TV MUSIC [22:39] <+JonMacGuire> THIS ISN'T REALITY TV [22:39] <+JonMacGuire> THIS IS MY LIFE, OKAY [22:39] <+FredFish> (Larissa can you PM me) [22:39] <+JonMacGuire> MY LIFE DEPENDS ON THIS MONEY [22:39] <@XXLarissaXX> Which contestant smells the worst? A: Fred, B: Jon [22:39] <+FredFish> (Larissa I can't PM you unless you've PM'd me first) [22:39] * TDIWriter is sleeping [22:39] * TDIWriter stirs [22:39] <+TDIWriter> UGH [22:39] <+TDIWriter> THIS IS SOOOOOO BORINGGGGGG [22:39] <+TDIWriter> Can we just skip to next cycle [22:39] <+TDIWriter> when I'm in the power alliance [22:39] <+TDIWriter> and I also win [22:39] <+TDIWriter> ? [22:39] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: I'm surprised we weren't an option. I've been told that we smell like the catacombs. [22:39] <@XXLarissaXX> The answers are in. [22:40] <+FredFish> I smell good tbh! :) Got to impress Pearl Krabs, haha. She isn't one with the SMELLY guys. [22:40] * Lawnmower vrooms [22:40] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH, BUT, YOU'RE A FISH [22:40] <+JonMacGuire> FISH SMELL [22:40] <+JonMacGuire> IT'S LIKE PRACTICALLY THEIR MOST KNOWN FACT [22:40] * Lawnmower gulps [22:40] <@XXLarissaXX> And...we have a tie. [22:40] <+FredFish> I BUY BIKINI BOTTOMS EXCLUSIVE HAIR PRODUCT, EXCUSE ME!! -_- [22:40] <@XXLarissaXX> Nobody fills a honeycomb! [22:40] <+Charmaine> ... Nice. [22:40] <+MacArthur> Nice. [22:40] <+Charmaine> Way to be prepared, Larissa. [22:40] <+FredFish> Even though I'm bald... but not everywhere! :) [22:40] <+Lawnmower> Good job everyone! [22:40] <+Lawnmower> :D [22:40] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND TWO -- [22:40] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Good. Ties. [22:41] <+Lawnmower> If everyone loses, we're all winners! [22:41] <@XXLarissaXX> (To be fair, I had to switch two comps due to the untimely evacuation of Nomi.) [22:41] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I'd take a choker over a tie any day. [22:41] * Lawnmower mows everyone's self esteem up [22:41] * JonMacGuire feels dejected [22:41] <+JonMacGuire> I DIDN'T REALLY APPRECIATE THE SMELL QUESTION [22:41] <+MacArthur> have tdiwriter vote but not be eligible to win [22:41] <@XXLarissaXX> Which contestant is most likely filthy rich outside of this game? A: Charmaine, B: MacArthur [22:41] <+JonMacGuire> DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD SHAMPOO, MAN [22:41] <+MacArthur> so no ties [22:41] <+MacArthur> (: [22:42] <+FredFish> DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE MY SQUAD? :) [22:42] <@XXLarissaXX> The majority answered... [22:42] <@XXLarissaXX> Charmaine! [22:42] <+Lawnmower> Aw [22:42] <@XXLarissaXX> Everyone but Lawnmower fills a honeycomb. [22:42] <+FredFish> They're both slept with Nancy cuz she's ya'know crusty. [22:42] <+FredFish> But these are my real homeboys! http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/d/de/Jh-.png/revision/latest?cb=20100412123446 [22:42] * Lawnmower mows the house in dismay [22:42] <+FredFish> Harold and Phil, ILY! Better be pumping that iron! [22:42] * MacArthur flexes [22:42] <+Charmaine> For the record, I'm not filthy rich outside of this game. [22:42] <+Charmaine> I work for my shit. [22:43] <+TDIWriter> I am! [22:43] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA | Follow the Hivemind: Charmaine - 1, C&E - 1, Fred - 1, Jon - 1, MacArthur - 1 [22:43] == Draspec_ [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has joined #Friends&Foes2 [22:43] <+TDIWriter> Like... in spirit [22:43] <+Lawnmower> My friends are all pretty sharp [22:43] <+Lawnmower> @Fred [22:43] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH, BUT, IT'S AN OPINION QUESTION, HAHAA [22:43] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND THREE -- [22:43] == Draspec [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [22:43] <@XXLarissaXX> Which contestant is the most annoying? A: TDIWriter, B: Crimson & Ennui [22:43] <+TDIWriter> Ha. [22:43] <+TDIWriter> We all know the answer to that one. [22:43] <+TDIWriter> Right? [22:43] <+TDIWriter> ... [22:43] * TDIWriter whispers [22:43] <+FredFish> Can I put the answer C. Nancy!? -_- [22:43] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [22:43] <+TDIWriter> the not me one [22:44] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Annoying? That's a new one. [22:44] * Lawnmower throws grass over 'Writer [22:44] * FredFish walks off and trips over a rock [22:44] <+FredFish> MY LEG!! :( [22:44] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Usually morbid, terrifying, unnerving, revolting... [22:44] <+Lawnmower> You're pretty fun [22:44] <+Lawnmower> :) [22:44] <@XXLarissaXX> CrimsonAndEnnui, I need an answer. [22:44] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: But annoying is new. [22:44] <@XXLarissaXX> The majority answered... [22:44] <@XXLarissaXX> TDIWriter. [22:44] <@XXLarissaXX> Everyone fills a honeycomb! [22:44] <+TDIWriter> ... [22:44] <+TDIWriter> Everyone? [22:44] <+TDIWriter> Everyone, like, agreed? [22:44] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA | Follow the Hivemind: Charmaine - 2, C&E - 2, Fred - 2, Jon - 2, Lawnmower - 1, MacArthur - 2 [22:44] <+Lawnmower> I'm sorry 'Writer [22:44] <+Lawnmower> D: [22:44] <+TDIWriter> Surely... you all misunderstood the question, right? [22:44] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND FOUR -- [22:45] <+FredFish> Crimson, you should PM me, I want to talk a lil outside PG-13! ;) [22:45] <@XXLarissaXX> Who is the most attractive? A: Jon, B: MacArthur [22:45] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Good. We can stick to morbid, terrifying, unnerving, and revolting. [22:45] * FredFish waggles tail [22:45] <+MacArthur> I think this one is obvious! [22:45] * MacArthur flexes [22:45] <+FredFish> The answer is actually C. Fred. [22:45] <+FredFish> Obviously. [22:45] <+TDIWriter> Guys, wait [22:45] <+TDIWriter> This comp is obviously like [22:45] <+TDIWriter> super flawed [22:46] <@XXLarissaXX> FredFish, I need an answer. [22:46] <+TDIWriter> Cuz I'm not... annoying... right? [22:46] <+FredFish> LOOK HOW RIPS I AM! https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2972311934/9d41605339b3326d8b816a59e6195bd6_400x400.jpeg [22:46] <+Lawnmower> I'm not the smartest person here [22:46] <+Lawnmower> But I am the sharpest [22:46] <@XXLarissaXX> The majority answered... [22:46] * Lawnmower slices [22:46] <@XXLarissaXX> B, MacArthur! [22:46] <+Lawnmower> But I just realized [22:46] <+TDIWriter> oh I get it cuz you're a lawnmower @Lawnmower [22:46] <+TDIWriter> Clever clever. [22:46] <+Lawnmower> it's kind of impossible to win if you don't get all 5 correct [22:46] <+Lawnmower> :( [22:46] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur, C&E, Jon, and Fred fill a honeycomb! [22:46] <+MacArthur> Alright! [22:46] <+Lawnmower> Aw... [22:46] <+Lawnmower> Shucks [22:47] <+Lawnmower> I'm not very good at this game! [22:47] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA | Follow the Hivemind: Charmaine - 2, C&E - 3, Fred - 3, Jon - 3, Lawnmower - 1, MacArthur - 3 [22:47] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Honey is too yellow. It's gross. [22:47] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: My eyes are yellow. [22:47] <+TDIWriter> Hey, man [22:47] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Sorry. [22:47] <+TDIWriter> Honey is JUST YELLOW ENOUGH [22:47] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND FIVE -- [22:47] <@XXLarissaXX> Who would you rather NEVER talk to after this game? A: Fred, B: Lawnmower [22:47] <+Charmaine> It's almost theoretically impossible for me to win this challenge... [22:47] * Lawnmower gulps [22:47] <+Lawnmower> B-but... [22:47] <+FredFish> Guys! I even have my own Pokemon card! I'm that cool! :D [22:47] <+FredFish> http://www.mypokecard.com/en/my/galery/thumbs/nluW3KlsUqig.jpg [22:47] <+FredFish> My Leg, 36 points. Damn, I'm boss. [22:48] * FredFish swims fiercely [22:48] <+TDIWriter> Pokemon's chill. [22:48] <+TDIWriter> I'm the master of it. [22:48] <+TDIWriter> The game said so. [22:48] <@XXLarissaXX> CrimsonAndEnnui and FredFish, I need an answer. [22:48] <+TDIWriter> My Butterfree wrecks [22:48] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Oh. [22:48] <+TDIWriter> I named him SteveAustin [22:48] <+TDIWriter> After [22:48] * Lawnmower mows sadly [22:48] <+Lawnmower> I'm scurred [22:48] <+TDIWriter> Two separate people I happen to know [22:48] <@XXLarissaXX> The majority answered... [22:48] <@XXLarissaXX> A, Fred. [22:48] <+FredFish> WOW. [22:48] * Lawnmower blnks [22:48] <+Lawnmower> O-oh... [22:49] <+Lawnmower> Well.. [22:49] <@XXLarissaXX> Charmaine, MacArthur, C&E, and Jon all fill honeycombs! [22:49] <+TDIWriter> Ouch, COLD! [22:49] * TDIWriter playfully punches Fred on the shoulder [22:49] <+FredFish> Nobodies going to be invited to Coral Street!! >:( [22:49] <+TDIWriter> Woulda HATED to get that one [22:49] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA | Follow the Hivemind: Charmaine - 3, C&E - 4, Fred - 3, Jon - 4, Lawnmower - 1, MacArthur - 4 [22:49] * Lawnmower mows around merrily [22:49] <+Lawnmower> ^_^ [22:49] <+FredFish> OW, MY ARM!! :( @TDI [22:49] <@XXLarissaXX> C&E, Jon, and MacArthur are all one away from winning! [22:49] <+TDIWriter> Oops, sorry, I'm pretty strong. [22:49] <+TDIWriter> You know? [22:49] <+MacArthur> What happens if it ties? [22:50] <@XXLarissaXX> However, in the event that more than one of them reaches 5 at the same time, a tiebreaker question will be asked. [22:50] <+FredFish> (Can everyone PM me lol, cuz I can't start a PM but I want to talk to others so...) [22:50] <+MacArthur> There we go! [22:50] <@XXLarissaXX> -- ROUND SIX -- [22:50] <@XXLarissaXX> Hope you're making it out of this sticky situation okay. [22:50] <+TDIWriter> ha! [22:50] <+TDIWriter> cuz honey [22:50] <+TDIWriter> is sticky [22:51] <+TDIWriter> I get it [22:51] <+FredFish> That's what Pearl said to me last night! :) [22:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Ha. [22:51] <@XXLarissaXX> Which contestant would you rather be stuck in another sticky situation with? A: C&E, B: Jon [22:51] <+TDIWriter> It probably went over everyone else's heads, but like [22:51] <+TDIWriter> I get it. [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> The majority answered... [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> B, Jon. [22:52] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Revolting. [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur, Jon, Lawnmower, and Fred all fill honeycombs! [22:52] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: That's too strong of a word. I'd go with "meh," personally. [22:52] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA | Follow the Hivemind: Charmaine - 3, C&E - 4, Fred - 4, Jon - 5, Lawnmower - 2, MacArthur - 5 [22:52] * Lawnmower mows by Charmaine [22:52] <+Lawnmower> sorry D: [22:52] <+FredFish> (MacArthur PM :o) [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur and Jon. [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> You have both filled five honeycombs at the same time; [22:52] <+JonMacGuire> OH, wow. [22:52] <+Charmaine> *glares at the lawnmower* [22:52] <@XXLarissaXX> as such, we will move to a tiebreaker question! ^_^ [22:52] <+MacArthur> Nice! [22:53] <+JonMacGuire> HOW ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF THIS [22:53] <+JonMacGuire> GOOD LUCK, MAN. [22:53] <@XXLarissaXX> Remember to PM me your answer. [22:53] <+FredFish> The immense disappointment when I don't win!! >:( http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/0/0b/Fred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090830223957 [22:53] <@XXLarissaXX> The answer to this question is a numerical value. [22:53] <@XXLarissaXX> Whoever is the closest to being correct without going over will become the new Power Alliance leader. [22:53] <@XXLarissaXX> In seconds, how long did it take for everyone to answer the most recent question? [22:54] <+JonMacGuire> EVERYONE? [22:54] <+JonMacGuire> Like, added all up, or WHAT? [22:54] <@XXLarissaXX> By the time everyone had answered, how many seconds had gone by? [22:54] <+JonMacGuire> OH, ALRIGHT [22:54] <@XXLarissaXX> Jon and MacArthur, please send me your answers. [22:54] <+JonMacGuire> SENT, dude. [22:54] <+FredFish> Um, Ms. Puff didn't really prioritize ~Math~ so... [22:54] <@XXLarissaXX> The correct answer was... [22:54] <@XXLarissaXX> 36 seconds. [22:54] <+Lawnmower> slice slice slice [22:54] <@XXLarissaXX> Congratulations, MacArthur! [22:55] <@XXLarissaXX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [22:55] * Lawnmower BLOWS A GASKET [22:55] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdJ9PKJwPY [22:55] <+JonMacGuire> AWESOME, MAN! [22:55] <+Lawnmower> wOOHOO! [22:55] <+JonMacGuire> YOU DEFINITELY, LIKE, DESERVEDTHAT [22:55] * CrimsonAndEnnui both blink softly [22:55] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: MacArthur | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA [22:55] * Lawnmower throws grass over MacArthur in celebration [22:55] <+Lawnmower> Congrats! [22:55] <+Lawnmower> :D [22:55] <+MacArthur> Alright! [22:55] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur, you have TWO minutes to decide on who YOU would like in your Power Alliance. [22:55] <+MacArthur> (CONF): I knew I would be the power alliance leader [22:55] <+FredFish> MacArthur pick me! :) [22:55] <+Charmaine> Mac, pick me! [22:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Mac! Pick me! Whoo. Faux-enthusiasm. [22:56] <+FredFish> Hey sexy human! @Crimson http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/3/36/SJ_Fred.png/revision/latest?cb=20141229050414 [22:56] <@XXLarissaXX> Also, a friendly reminder that you all have made the JURY phase. [22:56] <+FredFish> LET ME GET THAT KIK GIRL! [22:56] <+FredFish> @Crimson [22:56] <@XXLarissaXX> Another reminder, MacArthur, that you CANNOT pick Jon or Lawnmower, as they were chosen last round. [22:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I don't have Kik. I do have "GraveDating," the #1 hookup app for lovers of the undead. [22:56] <+FredFish> Or add me @sexyaffish405 [22:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: That was where I found her after our encounter at the Icelandic concert. [22:57] <@FriendBot> *car zooms by* [22:57] <@FriendBot> WELCOME TO THE FRIENDS & FOES GRAND PRIX! [22:57] * Lawnmower mows around [22:57] * Lawnmower screeches to a stop [22:57] <@FriendBot> TASK: What is 200 - 193? [22:57] <+TDIWriter> Shouldn't you wait [22:57] <+TDIWriter> til the power alliance is chosen? [22:57] <+Lawnmower> Grand Prix? [22:57] <+Charmaine> 7 [22:57] <+Lawnmower> Sweet! [22:57] <+Lawnmower> 7 [22:57] <+Lawnmower> aw [22:57] <+Lawnmower> got too caught up in the moment [22:57] <@XXLarissaXX> Charmaine, as you have already won a Grand Prix, you unfortunately are not immune. [22:57] <+Charmaine> Cool. [22:57] <+TDIWriter> Oh. [22:57] <@XXLarissaXX> Lawnmower, congratulations! [22:57] <+Charmaine> Congrats Lawnmower. [22:57] <+TDIWriter> That's a thing? [22:57] <@XXLarissaXX> You are safe this week. [22:57] * Lawnmower blows a gasket [22:58] <+Lawnmower> Hooray! [22:58] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Did someone just say casket? [22:58] <@XXLarissaXX> Now that four weeks have gone by, anyone is eligible to win the Grand Prix for a second time. [22:58] <+FredFish> When I still haven't been apart of the Power Alliance!! :( [22:58] <+Charmaine> ..... [22:58] <+TDIWriter> Cool beans. [22:58] <+Charmaine> Thanks Larissa. [22:58] <+Charmaine> Really, thank you. [22:58] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur, it's time to choose your Power Alliance members. [22:58] <+MacArthur> Alright. [22:58] <+MacArthur> Jon, Lawnmower, Ican't pick you, sorry. [22:58] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [22:58] <+MacArthur> So.... [22:58] <+Charmaine> Mac, I should be immune... Just putting that out there. :( [22:59] <+MacArthur> Crimson and Ennui [22:59] <+FredFish> Me? :( [22:59] <+MacArthur> and.... [22:59] <+TDIWriter> Ooh. [22:59] <+TDIWriter> Ooh. [22:59] * MacArthur sighs [22:59] <+TDIWriter> Pick me! [22:59] <+FredFish> I haven't done it yet. [22:59] <+Lawnmower> It's alright! :D [22:59] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Perfect. [22:59] <+MacArthur> TDIWriter. [22:59] <+TDIWriter> YES! [22:59] <+TDIWriter> I AM INVINCIBLE! [22:59] * TDIWriter shakes MacArthur's hand [22:59] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [22:59] <+TDIWriter> You won't regret this! [22:59] == XXLarissaXX changed the topic of #Friends&Foes2 to: Cycle 4 ~ Leader: MacArthur | Members: C&E, TDIWriter | Immune: Lawnmower [22:59] <+MacArthur> I already do. [22:59] <@XXLarissaXX> Congratulations, C&E and TDIWriter! [22:59] <@XXLarissaXX> You are also safe this week. [22:59] <+JonMacGuire> NICE JOB, GUYS [23:00] * XXLarissaXX turns to Charmaine, Fred, Jon, and Lawnmower [23:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Now to unwind with a nice set of tunes. [23:00] * CrimsonAndEnnui take out black iPod [23:00] <@XXLarissaXX> You four have TWO minutes until I will return asking you to cast your votes :) [23:00] <+FredFish> Do you guys ever get those moments.. [23:00] <@FriendBot> *tv screen shuts off* [23:00] <+FredFish> WHEN YOU SASS SOMEONE AND SQUAD BACKS YOU UP! <3 http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/f/fa/Christmas_Who%3F_039.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140805194547 [23:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: What are you thinking tonight? Death metal, death punk, deathcore, or edgy organ music? [23:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I'm in a ragtime mood. [23:00] <+FredFish> Like, I love you Bikini Bottomers. You're my light. [23:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Don't be silly. [23:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I'm not. :| [23:00] <+TDIWriter> I am honestly like [23:00] * FredFish swims around excitingly [23:01] <+TDIWriter> not shocked at all that I'm safe rn [23:01] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Fine, we'll do the ragtime. [23:01] <+TDIWriter> Like... who's better at this game than I am? [23:01] * CrimsonAndEnnui play ragtime on their iPod with absolutely zero expression on their faces [23:01] <+FredFish> Do we vote or? :) [23:01] <+FredFish> CONF: Sure I miss Nancy, but... staring at Crimson's pasty ass without worrying about the misses is nice! ;) [23:02] <@XXLarissaXX> FredFish and JonMacGuire, I need your votes as soon as you can send them! :) [23:02] <+FredFish> I did bitch. [23:02] <@XXLarissaXX> All right, the votes are in. [23:03] <+FredFish> Don't question a damn fish, when he's in his prime. [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> ...Lawnmower, for winning this week's Grand Prix, you are safe this week. [23:03] * XXLarissaXX turns to Charmaine, Fred and Jon [23:03] * Lawnmower vrooms [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> The vote this cycle was 2 to 2. [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> With 2 votes against them... [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> ... [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> Jon, you are a Target this week. [23:03] <+FredFish> Done with your bullshit. @Larissa, going to go read some mail. [23:03] <+FredFish> http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/0/06/NewspaperFredSkyDown.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130326004254 [23:03] * Lawnmower gulps [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> With 0 votes against them... [23:03] <@XXLarissaXX> Fred, you are safe. [23:03] <+Lawnmower> Charmaine lied to me? [23:03] <+FredFish> Oooh. Bikini Bottom Spa is open!! :o [23:03] <+Lawnmower> That's just... mean [23:03] <+Charmaine> Lawn, you voted for me. [23:04] <+Lawnmower> @Charmaine [23:04] <+Charmaine> You lied to me. [23:04] <@XXLarissaXX> This means that Charmaine and Jon are the Targets for this cycle's elimination. [23:04] <+Charmaine> Dumbshit. [23:04] * XXLarissaXX turns to Power Alliance [23:04] <+Lawnmower> I'm a trusty mower! [23:04] <@XXLarissaXX> You three now have an important decision to make. [23:04] <+Charmaine> No you aren't. [23:04] <+Charmaine> You literally JUST lied to me. [23:04] <+Lawnmower> Yes I am! [23:04] <+Charmaine> Don't give me that shit. [23:04] <@XXLarissaXX> MacArthur, C&E, and TDIWriter, you have TWO minutes to PM me who you want to eliminate from the game. [23:04] <+Lawnmower> It's not wrong to lie to someone who tired to cheat [23:04] * FredFish gasps as he reads [23:04] <+Lawnmower> Winners never cheat and cheaters never prosper [23:04] <+Lawnmower> That is the lesson I will teach my kids when they see this [23:04] <+Charmaine> I never cheated, though. [23:04] <+FredFish> LARRY THE LOBSTER IS MOVING TO CRUSTYVILLE!? <3 Yes, dumb jock stealing all my girls. No one comes between me and Pear-Uh... I mean Nancy! :) [23:04] <+Charmaine> You just suck. [23:05] <@XXLarissaXX> Reminder that whoever is eliminated tonight will become the first member of the Friends & Foes Jury. [23:05] * Lawnmower vrooms irritably [23:05] <@XXLarissaXX> ^_^ [23:05] <+Lawnmower> You did cheat [23:05] <+Lawnmower> You tried to get people to vote A [23:05] <+Lawnmower> in that final round

[23:05] <+Charmaine> That isn't cheating. [23:05] <+Charmaine> It's called strategy. [23:05] <+Charmaine> Which you LACK. [23:05] <+Lawnmower> It's mean and hurtful [23:05] <+Lawnmower> Slice slice [23:05] <+Charmaine> It isn't mean or hurtful. [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> TDIWriter, I need your vote as soon as possible! (: [23:06] <+FredFish> Me not being apart of all these accusations like. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/0/0b/Fred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090830223957 [23:06] <+Lawnmower> Yes it is [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> All right. [23:06] * XXLarissaXX holds 3 envelopes up to the camera [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> All three of these votes contain the same name. [23:06] * Lawnmower mows away sassily [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> The vote...was unanimous. [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> With 3 votes against... [23:06] <@XXLarissaXX> ... [23:06] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [23:07] <+FredFish> CONF: Honestly... I might actually have a shot at this! Maybe, haha. A fish can hope. [23:07] * Lawnmower blinks [23:07] <@XXLarissaXX> I'm sorry, Charmaine, you are eliminated from the Friends & Foes competition and are the first member of the Jury. [23:07] == mode/#Friends&Foes2 [-v Charmaine] by XXLarissaXX [23:07] * Lawnmower lets out a sigh of relief [23:07] * Lawnmower vrooms his engine merrily [23:07] <+TDIWriter> Ah. [23:07] <+FredFish> Congrats on staying Jon! :D [23:07] * JonMacGuire shrugs [23:07] <+JonMacGuire> CAN'T SAY I'M TOO UPSET [23:07] <+TDIWriter> It feels so good to pass judgement on people. [23:07] <+JonMacGuire> SEE YOU AT JURY, MAN [23:07] <+TDIWriter> Crush some dreams. [23:07] <+TDIWriter> HOO-HAH [23:07] * JonMacGuire holds fist up [23:07] * TDIWriter high-fives Jon [23:07] <+TDIWriter> Way to go, buddy! [23:07] <Charmaine> Writer, you're literally a moron. [23:08] <+Lawnmower> Hey! [23:08] <+FredFish> We should have a Family Visit, maybe even see my little Rose... or even Patchy the Pirate? So I can beat his ass up. [23:08] <+TDIWriter> If by moron you mean "smart guy", then yes. [23:08] <+TDIWriter> I am a moron. [23:08] * Lawnmower mows between Writer and Charmaine [23:08] <+Lawnmower> don't talk about my friend like that [23:08] <@XXLarissaXX> Cycle 4 Over [23:15] * XLarissaX appears on TV screen [23:15] <+Fred_Fish> This fishy ass booty has returned! All of you missed me, especially Crimson... hmm... ;) [23:15] <+Lawnmower> Larissa! :D [23:16] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 5 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA [23:16] * Lawnmower vrooms [23:16] <@XLarissaX> Everyone please head to the front yard! [23:16] <@XLarissaX> It's time to crown a new Power Alliance Leader! (: [23:16] <+Fred_Fish> I'm still working on my 9th mistresses, she's quite the lady... but she hasn't agreed yet. [23:16] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: That was a nice break. [23:16] <+Fred_Fish> Isn't she hot!? http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130420205834/spongebob/images/3/32/Mary2.jpg [23:16] <+JohnMacGuire> ALRIGHT, WE GOT EVERYTHING [23:16] <+Lawnmower> We can do it y'all! [23:16] <+JohnMacGuire> UNDER CONTROL [23:16] <+TDIWriter> Yep. [23:17] <@XLarissaX> As the previous Leader, MacArthur is ineligible to compete. [23:17] <+TDIWriter> I am controlling everything. ;) [23:17] <+Fred_Fish> (Can everyone PM me again!?) [23:17] <+Fred_Fish> (Cuz I lost all PMs and can't PM others so) [23:17] <@XLarissaX> This competition is called "Extreme Blackjack," and here's how it works. [23:17] * Lawnmower vrooms his engine competitively [23:17] <+TDIWriter> Wow, my favorite card game [23:17] <+TDIWriter> combined with my favorite adjective [23:17] <+TDIWriter> AWESOME [23:17] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Black. I heard black. The color of most of my clothes, as well as my soul. [23:17] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We'll win this. [23:17] <@XLarissaX> At the start of every round, I'll post a number followed by a channel. [23:17] <@XLarissaX> What YOUR task is... [23:17] <+Fred_Fish> I have the latest original Burger Mobile so... I'm defo one with driving, haha! <3 [23:17] <@XLarissaX> is to post *runs to easel*. [23:18] <@XLarissaX> Then - once you've done that - join the secondary channel I posted. [23:18] <+Lawnmower> in the channel? [23:18] <+Fred_Fish> I'd always drive Nancy around, and usually we wouldn't crash. She'd still be screaming though, woo. Good times! :) [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> EXTREME BLACKJACK! [23:18] <+Lawnmower> ooh [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> I HAVEN'T GAMBLED IN TEN YEARS, MAN [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> I perform at a lot of casinos, though [23:18] <+TDIWriter> Is the term blackjack like a racial thing, or [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> It's probably because everyone is like [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> too [23:18] <+Lawnmower> *mows to easel* [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> DRUNK [23:18] <+Lawnmower> can I mow? [23:18] <+Lawnmower> I can't run [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> to NOT LAUGH AT MY JOKES! [23:18] <@XLarissaX> There, you'll have to post the amount you'd either have to ADD or SUBTRACT from the number I posted to reach 21. [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> I'm either pissed or not [23:18] <@XLarissaX> For example, if the number were 23, you'd post -2 in the secondary channel. [23:18] <+JohnMacGuire> You DECIDE, really [23:18] <+Fred_Fish> I don't get it. [23:19] <@XLarissaX> Once you've done that, back in this main channel, you'll have to post *hits buzzer*. [23:19] <+JohnMacGuire> ALRIGHT! [23:19] <+JohnMacGuire> RUNNING! AGAIN [23:19] <@XLarissaX> The first person to hit their buzzer and successfully have posted the correct +/- number in the other channel... [23:19] <+TDIWriter> Let's do it. [23:19] <@XLarissaX> has to eliminate ONE person from this competition. [23:19] * Lawnmower blows a gasket [23:19] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: Let's just say I'm not the smartest fish. [23:19] <@XLarissaX> The last person standing will become the new Power Alliance Leader. [23:19] <+Lawnmower> Alright! [23:19] <@XLarissaX> Does everyone understand? [23:19] <+JohnMacGuire> LAWNMOWER, YOU SHOULD BE GOOD AT THIS, RIGHT? [23:19] <+JohnMacGuire> With your new...turbo thing [23:19] <+MacArthur> This sounds confusing! [23:19] <+TDIWriter> I understand at a level you couldn't POSSIBLY comprehend, Larissa. [23:20] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: So much moving. [23:20] <+Lawnmower> I've been the same mower since '03 man [23:20] <+TDIWriter> ;( [23:20] <+JohnMacGuire> YOU'RE A SOPHISTICATED, TRENDY GUY, RIGHT [23:20] <+Lawnmower> :( [23:20] <+MacArthur> Glad I'm not competing. [23:20] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: TOO much moving. [23:20] <@XLarissaX> Great! [23:20] <@XLarissaX> Let's get started. [23:20] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: SOOOOO, instead of wasting time losing. I'll just catch glimpses of Crimson's ass and watch on the sidelines! :) [23:20] <+Lawnmower> . [23:20] <+JohnMacGuire> ! [23:20] <+MacArthur> (CONF) I was never a math person. Or an english person. Or history, or science, or world language. Most cops became cops because they got Cs in high school! [23:20] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: What. [23:20] <@XLarissaX> -- ROUND ONE -- [23:20] <@XLarissaX> 30 #EaselOne [23:20] <+Lawnmower> *mows to easel* [23:20] <+TDIWriter> *runs to easel* [23:20] <+JohnMacGuire> *runs to easel* [23:20] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *run to easel* [23:21] <+TDIWriter> *hits buzzer* [23:21] <+JohnMacGuire> *hits buzzer8 [23:21] <+JohnMacGuire> *hitz buzzer* [23:21] <+Fred_Fish> Too hot 4 me! </3 http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110109201240/spongebob/images/2/2a/Mary-the-Snail.jpg [23:21] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *hits buzzer* [23:21] <+JohnMacGuire> AH, dude [23:21] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, you hit your buzzer first. [23:21] <+Fred_Fish> I wish I could ram that shiny shell. [23:21] <@XLarissaX> You... [23:21] <@XLarissaX> were CORRECT! [23:21] <+Lawnmower> (I'm an idiot rip) [23:21] <+Fred_Fish> That's a 10 though. And I'm a 6. [23:21] <@XLarissaX> Please choose one person to knock out of the competition. [23:21] <+TDIWriter> I'll take out... John. He got closest to me, you know? [23:21] <+TDIWriter> Can't have people approaching perfection like that. [23:21] * Lawnmower blinks [23:21] <+JohnMacGuire> :/ [23:21] <@XLarissaX> IN: C&E, Fred, Lawnmower, TDIWriter [23:21] * Lawnmower gulps [23:21] * Lawnmower vrooms engine [23:22] <@XLarissaX> -- ROUND TWO -- [23:22] <@XLarissaX> 17 #SecondEasel [23:22] <+Lawnmower> *mows to easel* [23:22] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *run to easel* [23:22] <+TDIWriter> *runs to easel* [23:22] == Spongebob_ [440df3be@gateway/web/freenode/ip.68.13.243.190] has joined #F&FMonaco [23:22] <+Fred_Fish> *hits buzzer* [23:22] <Spongebob_> ( :^) ) [23:22] <+TDIWriter> *hits buzzer* [23:22] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *hits buzzer* [23:22] <+Lawnmower> posted in the wrong room [23:22] <+Lawnmower> (i hate myself @ this challenge) [23:22] <+Fred_Fish> Me. I'm just going to uh, not try! ;-; [23:22] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, congratulations! [23:22] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I rarely run. [23:22] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: So this is a new experience. [23:22] <+TDIWriter> Oh, sweet. [23:22] <@XLarissaX> You were the first to hit your buzzer and you were correct. [23:22] <@XLarissaX> Who are you knocking out this time? [23:22] * Lawnmower mows sadly [23:22] <+TDIWriter> I'll take out Crimson. [23:23] <+TDIWriter> and Ennui. [23:23] <+TDIWriter> Both. [23:23] <@XLarissaX> IN: TDIWriter, Lawnmower, Fred [23:23] <+TDIWriter> Double whammy [23:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Okay. [23:23] <+Fred_Fish> Yay, Crimson sit next to me! :) :) :) [23:23] * Fred_Fish moves tail up Crimson's thigh [23:23] <+Fred_Fish> Mmm. [23:23] <@XLarissaX> -- ROUND THREE -- [23:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *sits down next to Fred* [23:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *blinks* [23:23] <@XLarissaX> 50 #NewEasel [23:23] <+Lawnmower> *mows to easel* [23:23] <+TDIWriter> *runs to easel* [23:23] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: Sure I'm a fish, and Crimson's a human. But... love conquers all! <3 [23:23] <+Lawnmower> *hits buzzer* [23:23] <+TDIWriter> *hits buzzer* [23:23] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, you hit your buzzer first. [23:23] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: Oh, and then there's Nancy, but I'm sort of forgotten about her/moved on, oops. [23:24] <@XLarissaX> However, you did not post the operation. :( [23:24] <+TDIWriter> Lawnmower... have mercy man. [23:24] <+TDIWriter> Oh. [23:24] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, you DID post the operation - who are you knocking out? [23:24] <+TDIWriter> Chill. [23:24] <+Lawnmower> Writer, take out Fred and I'll throw next round [23:24] <+TDIWriter> I'll take Fred out. [23:24] <+Lawnmower> D: [23:24] <@XLarissaX> IN: Lawnmower, TDIWriter [23:24] <@XLarissaX> One last round left. [23:24] <+Lawnmower> Woohoo! [23:24] <@XLarissaX> Who will become the new PA Leader? [23:24] <@XLarissaX> We'll soon find out. [23:24] <@XLarissaX> But first... [23:24] <@FriendBot> *car zooms by* [23:24] <@FriendBot> WELCOME TO THE FINAL FRIENDS & FOES GRAND PRIX! [23:24] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> . [23:24] <+Lawnmower> ooh [23:25] <+Lawnmower> slice slice [23:25] <+Fred_Fish> :) [23:25] <+Fred_Fish> Actually trying! #TeamBikiniBottom wooed! [23:25] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *looks at Fred menacingly* [23:25] <@FriendBot> GAME SO FAR: Who was medically evacuated, and what placement did they get? [23:25] <+JohnMacGuire> nomi [23:25] <+Lawnmower> Nomi [23:25] <+Lawnmower> 10th [23:25] <+JohnMacGuire> 8th [23:25] <+TDIWriter> nomi [23:25] <+MacArthur> Nomi, 8th [23:25] <+Fred_Fish> Nomi 10th [23:25] <+TDIWriter> 8th [23:25] <+JohnMacGuire> 9th [23:25] <+Fred_Fish> Nomi 9th [23:25] <@FriendBot> Jon, congratulations! [23:25] <+JohnMacGuire> HAHA YEEEEEEAH [23:25] * JohnMacGuire raises fists [23:25] <@XLarissaX> Nomi was evacuated and received 9th place. [23:25] <+JohnMacGuire> MONEY, HERE I COME [23:25] <+MacArthur> Congrats Jon! [23:25] <+MacArthur> It's fine. [23:25] <+MacArthur> I'm not immune. [23:25] <@XLarissaX> Jon, you are IMMUNE this week. [23:25] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Who cares. Eventually, life will medically evacuate all of us. [23:25] <+MacArthur> It's fine *eye twitches* [23:25] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 5 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: Jon [23:26] <+MacArthur> It's all coooooool. [23:26] <+MacArthur> (CONF): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [23:26] <+Fred_Fish> Damn, I suck IRL. No wonder Nancy is getting with Larry's lobster tail! :( [23:26] <+Lawnmower> hang on [23:26] <+Lawnmower> brb [23:26] <@XLarissaX> We'll wait for Lawnmower to return. [23:26] <+Lawnmower> Back [23:27] <+Fred_Fish> So, I'm liking this thing called weather that you have here. It's nice. [23:27] <@XLarissaX> It's time for the final round! (: [23:27] <@XLarissaX> -- FINAL ROUND -- [23:27] <+Fred_Fish> In Bikini Bottom we just get one climate... wet. [23:27] <+Fred_Fish> So yah, this is nice! :) [23:27] Channel names begin with # (corrected automatically). [23:27] <@XLarissaX> 0 #LastEasel [23:27] <+TDIWriter> *runs to easel* [23:27] <+Lawnmower> *mows to easel* [23:27] <+TDIWriter> *hits buzzer* [23:27] <+Fred_Fish> Except for the fact that I'm slowly dying in the sun! But you can't win everything!! :( [23:27] <+Lawnmower> *hits buzzer* [23:27] <+Lawnmower> Grats 'Writer!! [23:27] <+Lawnmower> :D [23:27] <+TDIWriter> Thanks, Lawny. [23:27] <+Fred_Fish> Woo, Writer!! [23:27] * Fred_Fish begins to dry up frantically [23:27] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdJ9PKJwPY [23:27] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations, TDIWriter! [23:28] <@XLarissaX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [23:28] <+TDIWriter> I deserve it so much, I know. [23:28] <+TDIWriter> :D [23:28] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 5 ~ Leader: TDIWriter | Members: TBA | Immune: Jon [23:28] * Lawnmower mows around nervously [23:28] <@XLarissaX> You have TWO minutes to make a very important decision - who do YOU want in your Power Alliance? [23:28] <+Lawnmower> Y'all this feels weird [23:28] * Fred_Fish swims around happily [23:28] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *is seen reading book called "A Comprehensive Guide To European Morgues Of The 1840s"* [23:28] <+Fred_Fish> My body goals. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqJLK_SCUAAl5FL.jpg [23:28] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Interesting stuff. [23:28] <@XLarissaX> While, normally, C&E would be ineligible for being chosen due to having been chosen last round... [23:28] <@XLarissaX> That rule is over due to the amount of people left. [23:28] <+Fred_Fish> Like please, Neptune bless me with Mary's frigid lovely body! <3 [23:29] <@XLarissaX> So, any of the other five are eligible to be chosen - including Jon, who is already immune. [23:29] <+TDIWriter> Okay. [23:29] * Lawnmower mows around [23:29] <+TDIWriter> I'd like to pretend that this is a hard choice. [23:29] <+TDIWriter> But it is not. [23:29] <+Fred_Fish> I'm not the only one who would look up Ms. Puffs skirt at school! ;) Damn girl, she got some ass. [23:29] <+Fred_Fish> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130416221130/spongebob/images/6/68/Mrs._Puff_(Doing_Time).jpg [23:29] * Lawnmower gulps [23:29] <+TDIWriter> I will bring Fred and Lawnmower into my power alliance. [23:30] * Lawnmower sighs in relief [23:30] <+Lawnmower> Thanks so much! [23:30] <+Lawnmower> :D [23:30] <+Fred_Fish> Thanks!! :D [23:30] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 5 ~ Leader: TDIWriter | Members: Fred, Lawnmower | Immune: Jon [23:30] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations to Fred and Lawnmower! [23:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [23:30] <+Fred_Fish> Now we can talk about the booty sizes of my old classmates! Shelli had a really big one. But Sandy Cheeks? Damn. I couldn't see much through that suit but still, damn. [23:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Look at that. We're not immune. [23:30] <@XLarissaX> You both must make a pivotal choice this weel. [23:30] <+Lawnmower> slice slice, slice slice [23:30] * XLarissaX turns to MacArthur and C&E. [23:30] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: Sometimes I forget that Nancy is watching... Hi, honey! :) [23:31] <+Lawnmower> shoutout to a dude named brICE [23:31] <@XLarissaX> MacArthur, Crimson & Ennui. [23:31] <@XLarissaX> Unfortunately, because Jon is already immune this cycle... [23:31] <@XLarissaX> You two are automatically the Targets for elimination tonight. [23:31] <+MacArthur> Aw, damn. [23:31] * XLarissaX turns to Power Alliance [23:31] <+MacArthur> (CONF) I HATE NOT BEING IMMUNE! [23:31] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, Fred, and Lawnmower. [23:31] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Great. [23:31] <@XLarissaX> You three have a vital decision to make. [23:31] <@XLarissaX> You have TWO minutes to PM me your vote for who should be eliminated. [23:31] <+JohnMacGuire> ALRIGHT, GUYS, Y'ALL GOT THIS [23:31] <+Fred_Fish> I've already made up my mind. [23:32] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: In the meantime, I'll do some aerobics. [23:32] * Fred_Fish trips over when trying to walk to Crimson [23:32] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *stretches awkwardly* [23:32] <+Fred_Fish> OW, MY LEG!! >:( [23:32] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: *glances at Fred* [23:32] <Spongebob_> do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎ð [23:32] <Spongebob_> ... [23:32] <Spongebob_> I am sorry. [23:32] <+MacArthur> (crying) [23:33] <+JohnMacGuire> (^) [23:33] <+TDIWriter> ... [23:33] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: I'm probably not inviting any of these... people to visit me in Bikini Bottom, except maybe Crimson. But only when Nancy is on a business trip! :) [23:33] <+TDIWriter> Spongebob's a colorful little dude. [23:33] * Fred_Fish innocently smiles [23:33] <+Fred_Fish> Nancy doesn't have to know a thing... [23:33] <@XLarissaX> Fred_Fish and Lawnmower, I need your decisions as soon as possible! (: [23:34] <+TDIWriter> Yeah guys [23:34] <+TDIWriter> the decisions [23:34] <+TDIWriter> and stuff [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> OKAY, LOOK [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> SQUIRRELS--WHAT ARE THEY [23:34] <+Fred_Fish> Did I mention... [23:34] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> THEY'RE LIKE CHIPMUNKS...BUT...um...shit [23:34] <@XLarissaX> I need a decision now. [23:34] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Decisions are for the weak. Personally, I float through society on my own whim. [23:34] <+Fred_Fish> I'm apart of Squilliams Cool AF squad! :) [23:34] <+Fred_Fish> http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130420203042/spongebob/images/b/bc/Squilliam,_Nat,_Fred,_1_Anchovy,_%26_7_Other_Fish.jpg [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> THEY'RE LIKE RETARDED CHIPMUNKS, AM I RIGHT? [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> can I say that? [23:34] <+Lawnmower> (give me a min i think im lagging) [23:34] <+JohnMacGuire> shit, no [23:34] <+TDIWriter> Nah, you can say that. [23:34] <+TDIWriter> You're hilarious, man! [23:35] <+TDIWriter> I love you! [23:35] <+TDIWriter> You're my guy! [23:35] <+Fred_Fish> He's really base. He always points out the 10/10 fish to me! <3 [23:35] <+JohnMacGuire> ALRIGHT, MAN, I TRUST YOU [23:35] <@XLarissaX> All right. [23:35] * Lawnmower mows over to crimson/ennui [23:35] * XLarissaX takes out three envelopes [23:35] * Lawnmower looks up in terror [23:35] <@XLarissaX> The votes are in. [23:35] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [23:35] <+Lawnmower> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [23:35] * Lawnmower vrooms away [23:35] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Hi. [23:35] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Nice weather, eh? [23:35] <@XLarissaX> Fred has voted... [23:35] * XLarissaX opens envelope [23:36] <+Lawnmower> (CONF): *cradles in fetal position* t-they wa-wanna take out my engine!! Ah! Wh- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [23:36] <+Fred_Fish> :o [23:36] <@XLarissaX> for MacArthur to leave. [23:36] <@XLarissaX> That's 1 vote for MacArthur. [23:36] <+MacArthur> I have connections in Bikini Bottom [23:36] <+Fred_Fish> Cops don't scare me! [23:36] * XLarissaX takes out Lawnmower's envelope [23:36] * Lawnmower vrooms up a tree [23:36] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower has voted... [23:36] <+MacArthur> You're DEAD MEAT, kid. [23:36] * XLarissaX opens envelope [23:36] <+Fred_Fish> Bad cop ain't going to get this lil fishy alive! >:D [23:36] <@XLarissaX> for Crimson & Ennui to leave the game. [23:36] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Sigh. [23:36] * Lawnmower shakes nervously [23:36] <@XLarissaX> That's one vote for MacArthur and one vote for C&E. [23:36] * TDIWriter glares at Lawnmower [23:36] <+Lawnmower> I-I-I-I-........ [23:36] <@XLarissaX> It comes down to TDIWriter, the Leader who selected this alliance. [23:36] <+Lawnmower> Writer! [23:36] * XLarissaX takes out final envelope [23:36] <+Lawnmower> The Goths! [23:36] <+Lawnmower> They're [23:36] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter has voted for... [23:36] <@XLarissaX> ... [23:36] <+Lawnmower> They're /murderers/! [23:37] * JohnMacGuire shrugs [23:37] <+TDIWriter> What do I care? [23:37] <+TDIWriter> I'm fucking immortal. [23:37] <@XLarissaX> MacArthur, I'm sorry, you have been eliminated from the Friends & Foes game and are the second member of the Jury. [23:37] <+TDIWriter> I'm the motherfucking lizard king. [23:37] <@XLarissaX> :( [23:37] <+Lawnmower> They murder lawnmowers! [23:37] == mode/#F&FMonaco [-v MacArthur] by XLarissaX [23:37] <+Lawnmower> For joy! [23:37] <MacArthur> ... [23:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. Hm. Alright. [23:37] * MacArthur peppersprays TDIWriter [23:37] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Whatever. [23:37] <MacArthur> Douche. [23:37] <+JohnMacGuire> You can't murder a lawnmower, dude [23:37] <+Lawnmower> You care because you're my friend! DDDD: [23:37] <+TDIWriter> AHHH FUCK [23:37] <+JohnMacGuire> POLICE BRUTALITY! [23:37] <+TDIWriter> I hate cops [23:37] <+JohnMacGuire> POLICE BRUTALITY! [23:37] <+TDIWriter> STOP MURDERING BLACK PEOPLE [23:37] <+Fred_Fish> That one to the front left!? Yeah, she likes it rough! :)http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150207042321/spongebob/images/9/9c/Pearl_in_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie-2.png [23:37] <+JohnMacGuire> WHAT THE FUCK [23:37] <+Lawnmower> What are you talking about? [23:37] <+Lawnmower> Of-of course ya can!! [23:37] <+JohnMacGuire> WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S NOT A THING YOU CAN DO [23:38] * JohnMacGuire 's tiny self jumps at MacArthur [23:38] <@XLarissaX> -- Cycle 5 Over -- [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> ARE YOU GONNA JUMP AT ME? NO, YOU'RE NOT, BECAUSE I'M WHITE [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> OKAY, LOOK, YOU'RE LEAVING [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> I HAVE ALL THE POWER HERE [23:38] == MacArthur has changed nick to MacArthurJury [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> WHERE ARE YOU GOING [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> FACE ME LIKE A [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> okay yeah [23:38] <+JohnMacGuire> bye Mac [23:38] * JohnMacGuire turns around [23:38] <+Fred_Fish> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150207042321/spongebob/images/9/9c/Pearl_in_The_SpongeBob_SquarePants_Movie-2.png And don't forget Miss Old Jenkins mmm, what a babe! [23:38] * Lawnmower breaks down leaking oil [23:39] <+TDIWriter> Hey, guys [23:39] <+TDIWriter> Top five. [23:39] <+JohnMacGuire>. [23:39] <+TDIWriter> Huh? [23:39] == JohnMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [23:39] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [23:39] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: I'm not surprised I made it to the F4, Phil and Harold always told me I was something special. And Nancy too, but she meant it in a bitchy way, so. [23:39] == JonMacGuire [60ead263@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.234.210.99] has joined #F&FMonaco [23:39] <JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT, DAY SIX, HERE WE GO [23:39] * CrimsonAndEnnui appear suddenly in Fred's confessional [23:39] <@XLarissaX> Your next competition will begin shortly! [23:40] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: It's the final five. [23:40] <@XLarissaX> ^_^ [23:40] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v JonMacGuire] by XLarissaX [23:40] == Lawnmower2 [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has joined #F&FMonaco [23:40] == Lawnmower was kicked from #F&FMonaco by FriendBot [wibble] [23:40] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #F&FMonaco [23:40] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v Lawnmower2] by FriendBot [23:40] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v TDIWriter] by FriendBot [23:40] <+TDIWriter> oops [23:40] <+Fred_Fish> CONF: Or Final 5? IDK. I hardly pay attention, too busy decollating Crimson with my eyes. [23:40] * XLarissaX appears on TV screen [23:40] <@XLarissaX> Contestants! [23:40] <@XLarissaX> It's time for your next competition! [23:41] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT, JOHN'S GOT THIS [23:41] <@XLarissaX> Please head to the front yard! (: [23:41] <+TDIWriter> Hey! [23:41] <+TDIWriter> It's me! [23:41] <+TDIWriter> Brandon! [23:41] <+JonMacGuire> *JONATHAN [23:41] <+TDIWriter> In the frotn! [23:41] <+TDIWriter> Yard! [23:41] <+JonMacGuire> my name isn't John [23:41] <+Lawnmower2> (CONF): This is serious, y'all. Crimson and Ennui MURDER lawnmowers! I can't let my kids see their dad murdered on live TV! Oh, say it ain't so! [23:42] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): C: What is that lawnmower even talking about. [23:42] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I don't really mow my lawn. The tall grass calms me. [23:42] <+TDIWriter> Wait, so like [23:42] <+JonMacGuire> LAWNMOWERS ARE...DESTROYED, MAN [23:42] <+TDIWriter> there's a lawnmower [23:42] <@XLarissaX> This competition is called "Counting Cards", and here's how it works. [23:42] <+TDIWriter> and it's talking. [23:42] <+JonMacGuire> THEY'RE NOT...MURDERED [23:42] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: It's very calming, I have to agree. [23:42] <+JonMacGuire> THEY DON'T HAVE, LIKE, JOBS [23:42] <+JonMacGuire> YOU *USE* THEM [23:42] <+Lawnmower2> (brb gotta pee) [23:42] <+JonMacGuire> THEY'RE APPLIANCES [23:42] <+TDIWriter> That really hasn't been explored a whole lot, on like, a philosophical level. [23:42] <@XLarissaX> There are THREE rounds to this competition. [23:42] == Fred_Fish [632c85fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.44.133.251] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [23:43] <@XLarissaX> C&E, Fred, Jon, and Lawnmower - each of you will be competing in a head-to-head round at least once. [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> Back [23:43] <@XLarissaX> (Waiting for Fred) [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> You.. [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> You can't say those things [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> @Jon [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> Am I not a person to you? [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> Am I... [23:43] * Lawnmower2 starts to leak oil [23:43] <+JonMacGuire> YOU are, but like [23:43] <+Lawnmower2> An appliance? [23:43] <+JonMacGuire> Other lawnmowers [23:43] <+JonMacGuire> OH MY GOD DUDE DON'T TAKE THIS SUPER PERSONALLY [23:44] * JonMacGuire hugs lawnmower [23:44] <+Lawnmower2> Other lawnmowers are my FAMILY, Jon... [23:44] <+TDIWriter> Well technically speaking you're a lawnmower. [23:44] <+JonMacGuire> FOR ONE THING, YOUR NAME IS LAWNMOWER [23:44] <+JonMacGuire> DO YOU SEE ANY HUMANS AROUND HERE NAMED "HUMAN" [23:44] <+JonMacGuire> IF THERE WERE OTHER LIVING LAWNMOWERS MAYBE THEY'D HAVE DIFFERENT NAMES [23:44] * Lawnmower2 looks grief striken [23:44] <@XLarissaX> (Gonna continue; Fred won't be in the first head-to-head match!) [23:44] <+JonMacGuire> WHAT IF YOU'RE THE ONLY lawnmower alive [23:44] == FredFish [632c85fb@gateway/web/freenode/ip.99.44.133.251] has joined #F&FMonaco [23:44] <@XLarissaX> (NVM.) [23:44] <+Lawnmower2> H-how could you say that... [23:44] <FredFish> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB3RQQPUkAAmHI-.jpg [23:44] <+Lawnmower2> My family is... alive... [23:44] <FredFish> Walking in that F5 Immunity like. [23:44] <@XLarissaX> This competition will be played in rounds. [23:44] * Lawnmower2 starts to breakdown [23:44] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v FredFish] by XLarissaX [23:44] <@XLarissaX> These rounds consist of one head-to-head match each. [23:45] <@XLarissaX> In each round, I'll show you an image. [23:45] * Lawnmower2 mows around sluggishly [23:45] <@XLarissaX> This image is a collage featuring the four card suits - Club, Diamond, Spade, and Heart. [23:45] <@XLarissaX> I'll then ask a question pertaining to the image. [23:45] <@XLarissaX> The answer will always be one of the four suits. [23:45] == JonMacGuire changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 6 ~ Leader: TBA | Members: TBA | Immune: TBA [23:45] <@XLarissaX> The first person to answer correctly stays alive and knocks their opponent out of the competition. [23:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: We have to get our heads in the game. [23:46] <@XLarissaX> However, if you answer incorrectly, you knock yourself out. [23:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: My head is already in the game. [23:46] <@XLarissaX> The last person left standing will become the new Power Alliance Leader. [23:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I usually can't see your head. You're too tall. You loom over me like a gorgeous Gothic castle. [23:46] <+FredFish> When you're determined as fuck! #TeamBikiniBottomless https://31.media.tumblr.com/ccc5e07579b1e051935270dd6f9b559a/tumblr_inline_mykuuvWJVc1qb1v0g.png [23:46] <+Lawnmower2> can we only answer one? [23:46] <@XLarissaX> In addition, if you win a round, you will select the next two to face off. [23:46] <+JonMacGuire> ALRIGHT! I'M READY TO LEAD [23:46] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *blinks* [23:46] <+Lawnmower2> once* [23:46] <+FredFish> :) Go me! [23:46] <@XLarissaX> You may only answer once. [23:46] <@XLarissaX> Does everyone understand? [23:46] <+JonMacGuire> Oh... [23:46] <+JonMacGuire> WELL, ALRIGHT [23:46] * Lawnmower2 vrooms his engine [23:46] <+Lawnmower2> I'm ready [23:46] <+Lawnmower2> I'll fight [23:47] <+Lawnmower2> for my FAMILY [23:47] <@XLarissaX> Via random draw, the first two contestants to go head to head...are Fred and Lawnmower! [23:47] * Lawnmower2 mows around ambitiously [23:47] <@XLarissaX> Are you ready? [23:47] <+FredFish> Against a lawnmower!? Please! ;) [23:47] <+Lawnmower2> I was MADE ready [23:47] <@XLarissaX> Remember, you may only answer with ONE of the four suits. [23:47] * Lawnmower2 vrooms [23:47] <+TDIWriter> Yeah! [23:47] <+TDIWriter> I hope I somehow win! [23:47] <@XLarissaX> -- ROUND ONE -- [23:47] <+TDIWriter> But like, good luck both of y'all! [23:47] <@XLarissaX> Which suit only appears twice? [23:47] <@FriendBot> http://i.imgur.com/ttTQWPD.png [23:47] <+Lawnmower2> spade [23:47] <+FredFish> spades [23:48] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, you answered first with Spade. [23:48] <@XLarissaX> That is correct! :) [23:48] <+FredFish> It's called Spades. You dumb metal machine! [23:48] <+FredFish> -_- [23:48] <+TDIWriter> Yeah, MOW THAT LAWN. [23:48] * Lawnmower2 vrooms engine triumphantly [23:48] <+Lawnmower2> Yes! [23:48] <@XLarissaX> Sorry, Fred, you won't be winning this competition. [23:48] <+JonMacGuire> DUDE, DON'T CALL HIM THAT, MAN [23:48] <+TDIWriter> Yeah, Fred, don't be a dick. [23:48] <+TDIWriter> I am the dick here. [23:48] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, who are you picking to face off next round? [23:48] <+JonMacGuire> THAT'S HONESTLY NOT OKAY [23:48] <+TDIWriter> If by "the dick" you mean "the guy with the biggest dick by far"/ [23:48] <+TDIWriter> THAT'S ME [23:48] <+Lawnmower2> i may not be smart [23:48] <@XLarissaX> You are able to pick yourself if that's your fancy ^_^ [23:48] <+JonMacGuire> THERE'S A LOT OF JOKES YOU CAN MAKE--I DON'T THINK LAWNMOWER JOKES ARE THEM [23:48] <+Lawnmower2> but i am not dumb! [23:48] <+FredFish> Whatever I'm going to go swim in water over... there away from PEOPLE!! -_- [23:48] <+Lawnmower2> I am the sharpest one here [23:48] * Lawnmower2 mows lawn with perfect precision [23:49] <+Lawnmower2> Alright @ Larissa [23:49] <+Lawnmower2> I pick, um [23:49] <+JonMacGuire> AND I KNOW THAT. I'M A COMEDIAN [23:49] <+Lawnmower2> Crimson&Ennui [23:49] <+Lawnmower2> and.... [23:49] <+JonMacGuire> me? [23:49] <+Lawnmower2> Writer, I guess [23:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Thanks. [23:49] <+FredFish> I'm so disappointed in myself! :( http://i.imgur.com/1lSyXgb.png [23:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: We're ready. I didn't sleep last night. I just silently sat and blinked. [23:49] <@XLarissaX> Writer is ineligible to compete as the outgoing Leader! [23:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Isn't that what you do every day. [23:49] <@XLarissaX> :( [23:49] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Touche. [23:49] <+JonMacGuire> Choose ME, man [23:49] <+FredFish> CONF: And mad too... -_- [23:49] <@XLarissaX> You must either pick yourself or Jon. [23:49] <+TDIWriter> Make it Jon and Crimson/Ennui [23:49] <+JonMacGuire> I GOT THIS! [23:50] <+Lawnmower2> oh [23:50] <+Lawnmower2> Jon [23:50] * JonMacGuire raises fists [23:50] <@XLarissaX> All right, Jon and C&E, step right up! [23:50] * JonMacGuire walks t othe center [23:50] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Hm. [23:50] <@XLarissaX> Are you ready? [23:50] <+JonMacGuire> YEAH, man [23:50] <+FredFish> CONF: So being a fish is aright? Like swimming is chill and all that. And technically I'm not supposed to have legs? But I do. Awks, IDEK. [23:50] <@XLarissaX> -- ROUND TWO -- [23:50] <@XLarissaX> Which suit does not appear at all? [23:51] <@FriendBot> http://i.imgur.com/GUEuNv3.png [23:51] <+JonMacGuire> hearts [23:51] <+JonMacGuire> heart [23:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Hearts. [23:51] <+FredFish> Woo, Jon! :) [23:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: We don't play cards. [23:51] <@XLarissaX> Jon, you answered first with Heart. [23:51] <@XLarissaX> That is correct! [23:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Unless you count our Ouija board. [23:51] <@XLarissaX> C&E, I'm sorry, but you won't be winning this competition. [23:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Haven't seen that thing in years. [23:51] <@XLarissaX> The final round is between Lawnmower and Jon! [23:51] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Disappointing. [23:51] <+TDIWriter> Um, yeah. [23:51] <+TDIWriter> I've gotta admit. [23:52] <+TDIWriter> Rooting for Jon. [23:52] <+FredFish> Go Lawnmower, sorry for calling you metal!! [23:52] <+TDIWriter> He's just lovely. [23:52] <@XLarissaX> Are you both ready? [23:52] <+Lawnmower2> hang on [23:52] <+FredFish> I feel your pain, people call me ~non-human~ it's true but it hurts. [23:52] <+FredFish> :/ [23:52] <+Lawnmower2> Alright I'm ready [23:52] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Same with us. I've heard us described as vampires. Which... isn't entirely inaccurate. [23:52] <+FredFish> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongefan/images/0/0b/Fred.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090830223957 Having an actual moment with myself! :^) [23:52] <+Lawnmower2> . [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> I'm not lagging right [23:53] <@XLarissaX> All right! :) [23:53] <+JonMacGuire> WE GOT IT [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> Woo! [23:53] <+JonMacGuire> Good luck, dude [23:53] <@XLarissaX> -- FINAL ROUND -- [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> Thanks man [23:53] <@XLarissaX> Which suit appears the MOST? [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> you too [23:53] <@FriendBot> http://i.imgur.com/cOnbdy5.png [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> clubs [23:53] <+FredFish> Hearts!! [23:53] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, you answered first with Clubs. [23:53] <+FredFish> I'm honestly too sexy for literally this whole cast! :) http://orig10.deviantart.net/3560/f/2010/298/a/9/my_leg_fish__by_virus_20-d31jac4.png [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> ffff [23:53] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Clubs suck. [23:53] <@FriendBot> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CdJ9PKJwPY [23:53] <+TDIWriter> Um, Fred. [23:53] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations, Lawnmower! [23:53] <+Lawnmower2> me gulps [23:54] <+TDIWriter> You'll never be even CLOSE to my level of sexiness. [23:54] <@XLarissaX> You are the new Power Alliance Leader! [23:54] * Lawnmower2 blows a gasket [23:54] <+FredFish> Yes, TDI? :) [23:54] <+Lawnmower2> Woohoo! [23:54] <+JonMacGuire> Alright, NICE, dude [23:54] * Lawnmower2 vrooms triumphantly [23:54] <+TDIWriter> I am far sexier than any other known being. [23:54] <+FredFish> LAUGHING MY FINN OFF, please. I'm the sexiest fish in the sea. [23:54] <+Lawnmower2> Thanks! @Jon [23:54] * JonMacGuire raises fists [23:54] <+JonMacGuire> WE GOT THIS, aGAIN [23:54] <+FredFish> Jon, pick me please! <3 [23:54] <+TDIWriter> Yo, Lawnmower. [23:54] <@XLarissaX> You have two minutes to decide who YOU want to include in the Power Alliance - and therefore, who you are making automatic TARGETS. [23:54] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Jon, we're still old chums. It's obvious who you should pick. [23:54] <+TDIWriter> Way to go, kid. [23:54] <+FredFish> (Jon PM :o) [23:55] <+Lawnmower2> wait [23:55] <+Lawnmower2> so is there anyone I can't pick? [23:55] <+TDIWriter> Nope. [23:55] <+TDIWriter> Whoever you want, my friend. [23:55] <+TDIWriter> You know how hard it is to get me to call you friend? [23:55] <+FredFish> And by that, he means me! :) [23:55] <+TDIWriter> Pretty hard. [23:55] <+TDIWriter> You done good. [23:55] <+FredFish> I'll vote however you want me to, sooooo. [23:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Jon is not the Leader. [23:56] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [23:56] <@XLarissaX> You are able to pick anyone! :) [23:56] <+FredFish> (Can everyone PM me omg i want to talk 2 people ;-;) [23:56] * Lawnmower2 mows around contemplatively [23:56] <@XLarissaX> One of the new rules this season is that anyone is able to be picked after F7. :) [23:57] * CrimsonAndEnnui walk up to Lawnmower [23:57] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [23:57] <+FredFish> CONF: Getting rid of me is stupid, I might be sexy as hell... but when It comes to challenges, damn, do I suck! [23:57] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, I need your decision. [23:57] <+TDIWriter> Hey, Lawnmower, save me, I'm great. [23:57] <+Lawnmower2> hang on [23:57] <+FredFish> Lawnmover, we both struggle together... [23:57] <+Lawnmower2> Alright [23:57] <+Lawnmower2> First I pick Jon [23:57] * JonMacGuire wipes brow [23:57] <+JonMacGuire> WE'RE TOGETHER, MAN [23:57] <+Lawnmower2> And... [23:58] <+FredFish> (Lawn can you PM me though I want to talk) [23:58] * Lawnmower2 slices the grace at his grill [23:58] <+TDIWriter> me? [23:58] <+FredFish> ME? :) [23:58] <+Lawnmower2> Purely as an insurance policy [23:58] <+Lawnmower2> 'Writer, get on up here! [23:58] <+TDIWriter> Alright! [23:58] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> ... [23:58] <+TDIWriter> Insurance! [23:58] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [23:58] <+TDIWriter> That's cool, I guess! [23:58] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Unsurprising. [23:58] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Almost laughably unsurprising. [23:58] * FriendBot turns to C&E and Fred [23:58] <@FriendBot> Crimson & Ennui, Fred. [23:58] <@FriendBot> Due to not being selected by Lawnmower... [23:58] <@FriendBot> you two are the Targets for this cycle. [23:58] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Pssh. You're not my friend, FriendBot. [23:59] <+FredFish> CONF: This cast is crusty. Send me back to Bikini Bottom, NOW! -_- [23:59] == FriendBot changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 6 ~ Leader: Lawnmower | Members: Jon/TDIWriter [23:59] <+FredFish> (LAWN PM me ohmigosh! -_-) [23:59] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, Lawnmower, Jon. [00:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Crusty? Oh... I thought I had gotten rid of my dandruff ages ago. [00:00] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Disappointing. [00:00] <@XLarissaX> The three of you have TWO minutes to decide who you want to eliminate. [00:00] <@XLarissaX> Choose wisely! ^_^ [00:00] * XLarissaX flips hair [00:00] <+FredFish> CONF: My sole reason for wanting to stay is... *gulp* having to not deal with the wrath of Nancy when I return, she's going to be MAD AS HELL about these confessionals. [00:01] * XLarissaX appears on TV screen [00:01] <@XLarissaX> Contestants! [00:01] * XLarissaX holds 3 envelopes [00:01] * FredFish swims in [00:01] <@XLarissaX> I have the 3 votes. [00:01] == Draspec_ [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] [00:01] <@XLarissaX> These 3 envelopes all contain the same name... [00:01] <@XLarissaX> The vote - unanimous! [00:01] == TDIWriter_ [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #F&FMonaco [00:01] * Lawnmower2 vrooms [00:01] * XLarissaX stares intently at the targets [00:01] <+FredFish> :o [00:01] <@XLarissaX> With 3 votes against... [00:01] <@XLarissaX> ... [00:01] <@XLarissaX> ... [00:01] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [00:02] <@XLarissaX> C&E. [00:02] <@XLarissaX> You are safe. [00:02] * Lawnmower2 shudders [00:02] <+FredFish> Damn. [00:02] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (oh my god you almost gave me a heart attack) [00:02] <+FredFish> IT WAS FUN! <3 [00:02] <TDIWriter_> (kick the other me) [00:02] <@XLarissaX> Fred, you are unfortunately eliminated from the Friends & Foes game and are the third member of the Jury. [00:02] <@XLarissaX> :( [00:02] == TDIWriter was kicked from #F&FMonaco by XLarissaX [wibble] [00:02] <+Lawnmower2> Sorry, Fred :( [00:02] <TDIWriter_> Was it though, Fred? [00:02] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v TDIWriter_] by XLarissaX [00:02] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Good. He's gone. [00:02] <+TDIWriter_> Was it? [00:02] == mode/#F&FMonaco [-v FredFish] by XLarissaX [00:02] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: That is pleasing. [00:02] * JonMacGuire sighs in relife [00:02] <FredFish> I feel, I feel. God bless, or Neptune bless IDK. Bikini Bottom here I come!! [00:02] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Almost as pleasing as the sound of multiple Icelandic guitars shredding repeatedly. [00:02] <+JonMacGuire> It's hard to yell a lot [00:02] <FredFish> PS. If I die blame Nancy! [00:02] <FredFish> ~ [00:03] * Lawnmower2 vrooms in Fred's honor [00:03] <+JonMacGuire> HONESTLY I THINK WE'VE GOT A GOOD GR--

[00:03] * JonMacGuire coughs violently [00:03] * JonMacGuire is silent [00:03] <@FriendBot> -- Cycle 6 Over -- [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> Jon... [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> JON [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> Are you okay, bud? [00:03] * JonMacGuire looks worried [00:03] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Oh, that sometimes happens to me in the middle of the night. [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> Where's your... your voice? [00:03] <+JonMacGuire> hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [00:03] <+JonMacGuire> hhhhhh Ic [00:03] * Lawnmower2 mows the house's carpet once again [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> Aw, no, Jon! [00:03] <+TDIWriter_> You're so wonderful! [00:04] <+Lawnmower2> ... [00:04] <+Lawnmower2> Jon! [00:04] * JonMacGuire rolls eyes [00:04] <+Lawnmower2> D: [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> SPEAK! [00:04] <+Lawnmower2> Are you okay? [00:04] * JonMacGuire runs to Lawnmower [00:04] * JonMacGuire hugs lawnmower [00:04] <+JonMacGuire> Ihhhhhh [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> Wait, you hugged him, but not... [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> me? [00:04] * Lawnmower2 throws grass on John to cure him of his ailment [00:04] * JonMacGuire walks to writer and hugs him [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> Oh. [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> All is forgiven. [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> You should hug Crimson and Ennui, too. [00:04] <+TDIWriter_> So they don't feel left out. [00:04] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Yes. [00:05] * CrimsonAndEnnui opens arms [00:05] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Come here. [00:05] * Lawnmower2 mows away from Crimson & Ennui [00:05] * JonMacGuire grins [00:05] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I'm always in the mood for a hug. [00:05] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Same here. [00:05] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I love warmth. [00:05] * JonMacGuire hugs dudes tenderly [00:05] <+Lawnmower2> (CONF): They still petrify me... Th-they're murderers... [00:05] <@FriendBot> Contestants! [00:05] <@FriendBot> I have some news for you. [00:05] * JonMacGuire walks away shivering [00:05] * Lawnmower2 mows to Larissa [00:05] <+JonMacGuire> brrrrr [00:05] * JonMacGuire runs to larissa [00:05] <@FriendBot> As you may know, the way the game works shifts a bit at the final four. [00:05] <+Lawnmower2> I actually didn't know D: [00:06] <@XLarissaX> Instead of competing to become the PA Leader... [00:06] <@XLarissaX> EVERYONE - including the previous leader - competes to be the Power Player. [00:06] * JonMacGuire holds up rulebook he still has [00:06] <+JonMacGuire> http://friends-foes.wikia.com/wiki/Friends_%26_Foes_Rulebook [00:06] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> (CONF): E: That was a nice hug. [00:06] <@XLarissaX> Afterwards, those who did NOT win the competition will vote for a Target. [00:06] <@XLarissaX> When Targets have been chosen, the Power Player will cast the sole vote to eliminate. [00:06] <+Lawnmower2> (CONF): I need to power through these last few rounds, so I can win the money for my kids. They deserve better than rusty grills... [00:06] <@XLarissaX> Does everyone understand? [00:06] <@XLarissaX> ^_^ [00:06] == Draspec [ac3814e2@gateway/web/freenode/ip.172.56.20.226] has joined #F&FMonaco [00:07] <+TDIWriter_> I do, I can't speak for the others, though. [00:07] <+Lawnmower2> I get it [00:07] <Draspec> Who all is left [00:07] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Us. [00:07] * JonMacGuire points to self [00:07] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 7 ~ Power Player: TBA | C&E, Jon, Lawnmower, TDIWriter [00:07] <+TDIWriter_> Oh, I guess everyone gets it, then. [00:07] <@XLarissaX> All right. (: [00:07] <@XLarissaX> Please head to the front yard now! [00:07] * Lawnmower2 vrooms ambitiously [00:08] * Lawnmower2 slices to the front yard [00:08] <@FriendBot> *front yard is decorated like a casino* [00:08] * JonMacGuire runs with fists in the air [00:08] * Lawnmower2 blows a gasket [00:08] <+Lawnmower2> What! [00:08] * TDIWriter_ somersaults into frontyard [00:08] <@XLarissaX> It's time to crown a Power Player! [00:08] <+TDIWriter_> BOW I'M COOL [00:08] <+Lawnmower2> This yard is so tall! [00:08] * JonMacGuire screeches to a halt at casino [00:08] * Lawnmower2 begins ferociously mowing [00:08] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Casinos are, like... really gross. And seedy. It's a very calming atmosphere. [00:08] <@XLarissaX> This competition is called "Poker Face Hiding Place," and here's how it works. [00:08] <Spongebob_> (cute) [00:08] * JonMacGuire nods [00:08] <@XLarissaX> Right now, I need all of you to PM me a number between 1 and 250. [00:08] <+TDIWriter_> (unlike you @Spongebob) [00:09] <+TDIWriter_>. [00:09] <@XLarissaX> C&E, I need a number. [00:09] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Oh. [00:09] == FredFish has changed nick to Fred_Jury [00:10] <+Lawnmower2>. [00:10] <+Lawnmower2> Am I lagging [00:10] <+TDIWriter_> no [00:10] <+JonMacGuire>. [00:10] * JonMacGuire nods [00:10] <Draspec> (who is left!!!) [00:10] <@XLarissaX> All right. [00:11] <@XLarissaX> Here's how the competition works! [00:11] <Spongebob_> (fuck you bitch 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 @TDIWriter) [00:11] == Lawnmower [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has joined #F&FMonaco [00:11] <@XLarissaX> The numbers you just submitted... [00:11] == Lawnmower2 [32b2c318@gateway/web/freenode/ip.50.178.195.24] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [00:11] == mode/#F&FMonaco [+v Lawnmower] by XLarissaX [00:11] <+TDIWriter_> Are great? [00:11] <+TDIWriter_> Yes, mine was. [00:11] <@XLarissaX> are the rooms in which you all have hidden your Poker Chips. [00:11] <+Lawnmower> Ooh [00:11] <+Lawnmower> (what was the number range again) [00:11] <+Lawnmower> 1-250? [00:11] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I am not too disappointed. [00:11] <+TDIWriter_> 1-250 [00:12] <@XLarissaX> When I tell you the channel format, you'll have to search the 250 channel options for a Poker Chip. [00:12] * JonMacGuire grins [00:12] <@XLarissaX> When you find one, it'll be unlabeled. [00:12] <@XLarissaX> You'll have to post *claims chip* in that channel and post *returns chip* in here. [00:12] <@XLarissaX> If your chip is claimed and brought back, you are unable to win the challenge. [00:12] <+JonMacGuire> :o [00:12] <@XLarissaX> The last person whose chip is left hidden will become the Power Player. [00:12] <+Lawnmower> ooh [00:12] <@XLarissaX> Does everyone understand? (: [00:13] * Lawnmower vrooms [00:13] <+TDIWriter_> I s'pose. [00:13] <+Lawnmower> Yes ma'am [00:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: A mundane, time-consuming task. [00:13] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: ...My favorite. [00:13] <@XLarissaX> All right. [00:13] <@XLarissaX> When I tell you the channel format, it's fair game to start searching. [00:13] * JonMacGuire nods [00:13] <+Lawnmower> . [00:13] * JonMacGuire flexes [00:13] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [00:13] <@XLarissaX> #Room___, with the _ being the number 1-250. [00:13] <@XLarissaX> Ready, set, GO! [00:14] <+Lawnmower> *returns chip* [00:15] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> *returns chip* [00:17] <+JonMacGuire> *returns chip* [00:17] <@FriendBot> This competition is over! [00:17] * Lawnmower slowly putters back to yard [00:17] <+TDIWriter_> oh [00:17] <+TDIWriter_> well there you go [00:18] * JonMacGuire ? [00:18] <@XLarissaX> As you can see, three chips have been returned. [00:18] <+Lawnmower> hang on as i close all these windows [00:18] * JonMacGuire is heaving without ability to control voice [00:18] <@XLarissaX> Meaning, three people have lost this competition. [00:18] <@XLarissaX> The first chip brought back... [00:18] <@XLarissaX> belonged to Jon. [00:18] <+Lawnmower> aw [00:18] <@XLarissaX> The second chip returned... [00:18] * JonMacGuire looks sad [00:18] <+Lawnmower> Sorry Jon [00:18] <@XLarissaX> belonged to TDIWriter. [00:18] * Lawnmower mows sadly [00:18] * JonMacGuire insistently holds up 4 fingers [00:18] <+TDIWriter_> Shucks. [00:18] * Lawnmower hesitates [00:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Hmm. [00:19] <@XLarissaX> It all comes down to Crimson & Ennui...and Lawnmower. [00:19] <+TDIWriter_> I didn't really try, don't worry. [00:19] <+Lawnmower> Aw shucks.... [00:19] <@XLarissaX> The final chip to be returned... [00:19] <@XLarissaX> ... [00:19] * Lawnmower gulps [00:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Oh. [00:19] <@XLarissaX> was Crimson & Ennui's. [00:19] <@XLarissaX> Congratulations, Lawnmower! [00:19] * Lawnmower vrooms victoriously [00:19] <@XLarissaX> You are the Power Player! [00:19] <+TDIWriter_> Way to go, Lawny. [00:19] <+TDIWriter_> Almost as good as I could have done it [00:19] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Ah, well. [00:19] == XLarissaX changed the topic of #F&FMonaco to: Cycle 7 ~ Power Player: Lawnmower | C&E, Jon, Lawnmower, TDIWriter | Jury: Charmaine, MacArthur, Fred [00:19] * Lawnmower breaks down leaking oil [00:19] <+Lawnmower> For my family... [00:20] <@XLarissaX> Jon, C&E, and TDIWriter -- [00:20] <@XLarissaX> you have THREE minutes [00:20] <+TDIWriter_> Dude, are you like, wetting yourself? [00:20] <@XLarissaX> to vote for a Target tonight, [00:20] * JonMacGuire tries to laugh and grins [00:20] <@XLarissaX> knowing that Lawnmower will have the sole vote to eliminate one of them. [00:20] == thomas [~thomas@freenode/staff/thomas] has joined #F&FMonaco [00:21] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Crimson, your face is looking slightly bare. Maybe another 10-12 coats of eyeliner will do the trick. [00:22] <+TDIWriter_> I am [00:22] <+TDIWriter_> great [00:22] <+TDIWriter_> Have I said that yet? [00:22] * JonMacGuire shrugs [00:22] * JonMacGuire nods [00:22] hi guys [00:23] what's with all the random joining channels and parting rapidly [00:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Self-esteem is for empty, hollow shells of people who need fulfillment in their monotonous lives. [00:23] <@XLarissaX> It's a game ^_^ [00:23] <+Lawnmower> Oh sorry @ thomas [00:23] <+TDIWriter_> Just harmless All-American fun, my man. [00:23] <@XLarissaX> The goal was to find four specific rooms that had something "hidden" in them. [00:23] <@XLarissaX> No harm intended ^_^ [00:23] Okay cool [00:23] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> Sorry about that [00:23] just note that it can be kinda noisy ;) :) [00:24] <@XLarissaX> Sorry about that :S [00:24] have a lovely night! [00:24] <+JonMacGuire> lol [00:24] <@XLarissaX> Good to know, though. [00:24] <@XLarissaX> You too! [00:24] <+TDIWriter_> You too, bud. [00:24] * JonMacGuire bows [00:24] == thomas [~thomas@freenode/staff/thomas] has left #F&FMonaco ["toodles"] [00:24] <+TDIWriter_> What a pleasant guy. [00:25] <@XLarissaX> Well, after that #F&FTakeover, the votes are in. [00:25] <Spongebob_> chill guy [00:25] <@XLarissaX> The vote... [00:25] <@XLarissaX> was 1 to 1 to 1. [00:25] <@XLarissaX> Meaning, there's a three way tie. [00:25] <Spongebob_> spongebob is voted back in [00:25] <+TDIWriter_> for... for serious? [00:25] <@XLarissaX> No revote necessary; [00:25] <+TDIWriter_> ...yo, Jon... [00:25] <+TDIWriter_> or... [00:25] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, as Power Player, you have the power to eliminate anyone you wish tonight. [00:25] <+TDIWriter_> Ennui... [00:25] * Lawnmower blows a gasket [00:25] <@XLarissaX> You can stand and make your decision publicly. [00:26] <+TDIWriter_> Lawnmower, make what you know is the right decision. [00:26] <+TDIWriter_> Anyone but me! [00:26] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: This is exciting. [00:26] * Lawnmower mows up to the front [00:26] <+Lawnmower> Here? [00:26] <+Lawnmower> Or PM? [00:26] <+TDIWriter_> In front of us all. [00:27] <+TDIWriter_> I want to watch the heartbreak of the poor sucker you silence. [00:27] <+TDIWriter_> Live. [00:27] <+TDIWriter_> ahem you know [00:27] <@XLarissaX> I see no reason to keep this one secret %_% [00:27] <@XLarissaX> ^_^ * [00:27] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Yes. [00:27] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: This must be emotional. It must shock and captivate us all. [00:27] <+Lawnmower> Okay... [00:27] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Yeah. Edgy. [00:27] * Lawnmower vrooms nervously [00:27] <+TDIWriter_> The edge, man. [00:28] <@XLarissaX> Lawnmower, I need a decision now. [00:28] <+Lawnmower> Aw shucks [00:28] <+Lawnmower> I really hate to do this [00:28] <+Lawnmower> But in my family [00:28] * CrimsonAndEnnui blink [00:28] <+Lawnmower> I've always tried to show my kids that [00:28] <+Lawnmower> Modesty and goodness will take you far [00:28] <+Lawnmower> Y'know [00:28] <+Lawnmower> in life [00:28] <+Lawnmower> And I feel like part of goodness is being a sunny person [00:28] <+Lawnmower> to be around [00:28] * CrimsonAndEnnui stare [00:29] <+Lawnmower> And with that, and uh, everything that's happened [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: This one is a shocker. [00:29] * JonMacGuire crosses fingers [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: I have no idea what's about to come. [00:29] <+Lawnmower> I feel like there's only one way to accomplish that [00:29] <+TDIWriter_>. [00:29] <+Lawnmower> which is why I choose to eliminate [00:29] <+Lawnmower> you, [00:29] <+Lawnmower> TDIwriter [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> ... [00:29] <@XLarissaX> #F&FBLINDSIDE [00:29] <Spongebob_> "Dad? You gotta wake up. Dad. :(" [00:29] * JonMacGuire puts hands together [00:29] <Spongebob_> *beat drops* [00:29] * Lawnmower mows away in fear [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: WHAT. [00:29] == mode/#F&FMonaco [-v TDIWriter_] by XLarissaX [00:29] <Spongebob_> "Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up." [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> ... [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: I mean. [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: what. [00:29] <TDIWriter_> ... [00:29] <TDIWriter_> What just happened? [00:29] <+Lawnmower> I-I'm sorry [00:29] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: *mouth hanging slightly ajar like a dead fish* [00:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Wh-what's life? [00:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> E: Who are we [00:30] * JonMacGuire shrugs [00:30] <+CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Shh. We're still in. [00:30] <@XLarissaX> TDIWriter, you are the fourth member of our Jury. [00:30] == TDIWriter [457c408c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.124.64.140] has joined #F&FMonaco [00:30] * Lawnmower mows away absorbed in conflict [00:30] <TDIWriter> oops [00:30] <TDIWriter> but like [00:31] <TDIWriter> Can somebody explain this to me? [00:31] * JonMacGuire flexes biceps [00:31] * JonMacGuire points to TDIwriter [00:31] * JonMacGuire shrugs [00:31] <@XLarissaX> ~ Cycle 7 Over ~ The eighth cycle was not recorded. [00:59] <+Lawnmower> To live great lives, y'all [00:59] <Charmaine> Who do we send our votes to? [01:00] <@XLarissaX> (Me!) [01:00] * Lawnmower mows around nervously [01:00] <CrimsonAndEnnui> E: It's time to take a nap. A very, very long nap. [01:00] <CrimsonAndEnnui> C: Agreed. [01:00] <+Lawnmower> (Does this have a FTC) [01:00] * CrimsonAndEnnui silently walk away [01:00] <@FriendBot> *ding dong ding dong* [01:00] * Lawnmower vrooms to the door [01:00] <+JonMacGuire> The final two contestants will then participate in a questioning session, known as the Finale, with an unspecified number of previous contestants known as the Jury. 5	The Jury will then vote for a winner out of one of the final two contestants, and the contestant with the most amount of votes will be deemed the Winner. [01:00] <@FriendBot> *F&F house door opens, containing the jury members* [01:00] * JonMacGuire shows rulebook to lawnmower [01:00] <@XLarissaX> Welcome to the Friends & Foes Finale! [01:00] <Spongebob_> HI [01:00] <+Lawnmower> Oh I see [01:00] <+Lawnmower> @Jon [01:00] * Spongebob_ is taken away by security [01:00] <@XLarissaX> The Jurors have been let loose back into the house to grill you on your gameplay. [01:00] <@XLarissaX> In the end, each of them must vote for one of you to win the game. [01:00] <Spongebob_> BUT I AM A FRIEND [01:01] <Spongebob_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [01:01] <@XLarissaX> Good luck, contestants! ^_^ [01:01] <+Lawnmower> Hi y'all! [01:01] <MacArthurJury> Hey. [01:01] <+Lawnmower> Hey MacArthur! [01:01] <MacArthurJury> So, neither of you were the BACKSTABBERS who voted me out, so my vote's pretty up in the air. [01:01] * JonMacGuire shrugs [01:02] <MacArthurJury> What would both of you ay your biggest move in the game was? [01:02] * CrimsonAndEnnui silently walk in [01:02] == Charmaine has changed nick to Charmaine|Jury This point on to the conclusion of filming was not recorded.